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[Ninja Scooter]

Pros:
-You make millions of dollars
-You get to play basketball for a living
-You could probably get a decent amout of poon if you tried

Cons:
-You look like Shawn Bradley
-Everyone and their mom can posterize your ass.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

he kind of looks like a young christopher walken in that picture

 

[Manabanana]

Oh man, Bob and Tom.

 

[Fifty]

Yes, I would. Let me also throw into the mix the fact that he looks like a Mr. Dynamite.

 

[lilraylewis]

It's a hard choice. On the one hand, I couldn't stand to look like him. Plus, he'll probably die early from being so freakishly huge.

On the other hand, it would be cool to be so damn tall. Also, he probably has a huge wang and gets more ass than I do even though he looks like that.

Still, I'm gonna have to say no.

Edit: What the hell gave you the idea for this thread?

 

[Papi]

I wouldn't because he's a whitey and white people can't dance.