AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Tiny little back story:
I meet girl 3 months ago.
Girl is a total bitch.
Uses people every chance she gets
Swears she's a good girl
That she's nice, giving and etc.
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I thought (and others agreed) that she was attracted to me and maybe something would happen between us. But nah. After a while she just began to annoy me. So I began acting like a dick to her once I found out her agenda. I just wanted to see what would come of it. I had good reason to treat her like crap; she's rude, talks too damn much, doesn't understand the concept of not-ditching the people you came with to a place. She'd only call me when she needed a ride somewhere; she didn't want to hang out with me, she just wanted a ride there. I caught on very quickly to that. So I started dicking her around. She called me up one time and wanted to hang out, I said ok. I told her I'd call her back once I was ready.
1 hour passes and I haven't called back (I was still in my windbreaker pants and Perfect Circle t-shirt
). She calls me and wants to know if I'm ready yet. I told her that I was just about to call her. We live very close to each other (5 minute walk, 1 minute drive) so I told her to be downstairs I'll be there in a second. I left my house about 10 minutes after I said that. We get to the pool hall and I made sure she carried the balls over to the table and racked them. I also made sure to not let her get a single shot and wiped the table clean leaving her with her 7 balls almost every game. It came time to leave and I pretended as if I couldn't split half and that I was $3 short. So she covered that.
That was the end of that night. She continued to call me and she had gotten only worse. She'd totally ditch me and go play with her other friends and other tables. So what did I do? I let her have her fun. I quietly put all of the balls onto the plate, closed the table, got in my car and drove off. She called me and asked me where I went and I told her she can keep playing with her friends.
To my utter fucking disbelief, this chick had the nerve to call me up the next week. Guess she wanted more, so I gave it to her. I went and picked up a friend of mine who I had told this chick is my girlfriend. After I picked up my supposed "girlfriend" we went and picked up the bitch. To make her feel really uncomfortable my "girlfriend" and I were making out the whole night at the pool hall.
And then 3 days after that, last week on Saturday, I went out with my best-friend and another good friend of mine back to the pool hall. The three of us were having a good time and once again I get a phone call from this chick asking me what I'm doing. I told her who I was with and she told me that I was messed up for not inviting her. (lollerz!) She hinted at me to come pick her up and I told her to get in her own fucking car and drive down here. Of course...she didn't. She called up an ex of hers and he did it for her. (Jump, you say? How high!?) I knew that when I saw her, I told my friends to wait and see that she won't come up and say hi to me until she wants to play a game.
Needless to say, I was right. I told my friends that if she tries to come up and kiss me that I'd step back and push her away -- they didn't believe me; they thought that it was a pretty fucked up thing to do. My close friend of mine didn't think I'd do it...boy was she wrong. So the chick comes up to me and tries to kiss me and I backed off and just stuck my arm out to create some distance -- oh the look on her face was priceless.
And then I did it again today, except I was sitting down playing cards and she walked in. She comes up and says hello to my friend (same girl who didn't think I wouldn't kiss the chick) and I didn't even lift my head up. I actually lowered my hat...and this chick makes an ass out of herself. She goes "hiiiiiii, Arnold. What you don't even say hi anymore?" I didn't even answer her. I just looked up at her for a second gave her a "do I know you" face and went back to my game.
The reason I'm an asshole is because I really enjoy treating her like the bitch she is. If only Cubsfan were here to see me. I've learned so much.
I meet girl 3 months ago.
Girl is a total bitch.
Uses people every chance she gets
Swears she's a good girl
That she's nice, giving and etc.
--------------
I thought (and others agreed) that she was attracted to me and maybe something would happen between us. But nah. After a while she just began to annoy me. So I began acting like a dick to her once I found out her agenda. I just wanted to see what would come of it. I had good reason to treat her like crap; she's rude, talks too damn much, doesn't understand the concept of not-ditching the people you came with to a place. She'd only call me when she needed a ride somewhere; she didn't want to hang out with me, she just wanted a ride there. I caught on very quickly to that. So I started dicking her around. She called me up one time and wanted to hang out, I said ok. I told her I'd call her back once I was ready.
1 hour passes and I haven't called back (I was still in my windbreaker pants and Perfect Circle t-shirt
). She calls me and wants to know if I'm ready yet. I told her that I was just about to call her. We live very close to each other (5 minute walk, 1 minute drive) so I told her to be downstairs I'll be there in a second. I left my house about 10 minutes after I said that. We get to the pool hall and I made sure she carried the balls over to the table and racked them. I also made sure to not let her get a single shot and wiped the table clean leaving her with her 7 balls almost every game. It came time to leave and I pretended as if I couldn't split half and that I was $3 short. So she covered that. That was the end of that night. She continued to call me and she had gotten only worse. She'd totally ditch me and go play with her other friends and other tables. So what did I do? I let her have her fun. I quietly put all of the balls onto the plate, closed the table, got in my car and drove off. She called me and asked me where I went and I told her she can keep playing with her friends.
To my utter fucking disbelief, this chick had the nerve to call me up the next week. Guess she wanted more, so I gave it to her. I went and picked up a friend of mine who I had told this chick is my girlfriend. After I picked up my supposed "girlfriend" we went and picked up the bitch. To make her feel really uncomfortable my "girlfriend" and I were making out the whole night at the pool hall.
And then 3 days after that, last week on Saturday, I went out with my best-friend and another good friend of mine back to the pool hall. The three of us were having a good time and once again I get a phone call from this chick asking me what I'm doing. I told her who I was with and she told me that I was messed up for not inviting her. (lollerz!) She hinted at me to come pick her up and I told her to get in her own fucking car and drive down here. Of course...she didn't. She called up an ex of hers and he did it for her. (Jump, you say? How high!?) I knew that when I saw her, I told my friends to wait and see that she won't come up and say hi to me until she wants to play a game.
Needless to say, I was right. I told my friends that if she tries to come up and kiss me that I'd step back and push her away -- they didn't believe me; they thought that it was a pretty fucked up thing to do. My close friend of mine didn't think I'd do it...boy was she wrong. So the chick comes up to me and tries to kiss me and I backed off and just stuck my arm out to create some distance -- oh the look on her face was priceless.
And then I did it again today, except I was sitting down playing cards and she walked in. She comes up and says hello to my friend (same girl who didn't think I wouldn't kiss the chick) and I didn't even lift my head up. I actually lowered my hat...and this chick makes an ass out of herself. She goes "hiiiiiii, Arnold. What you don't even say hi anymore?" I didn't even answer her. I just looked up at her for a second gave her a "do I know you" face and went back to my game.
The reason I'm an asshole is because I really enjoy treating her like the bitch she is. If only Cubsfan were here to see me. I've learned so much.
