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[andthebeatgoeson]

Turn on Wilmbedon over the next few days to watch Maria Sharapova.

Move over Anna, we've found a hot Russian...who can play.

Cuz this thread would be useless w/o them:

Hey, I'll give ya a real ground stroke we can both work on:

OMG, this is gonna be HOT!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

I see you agree.

Hmm, feeling a lil frisky? Show me what cha got!

Not bad...what about ya booty?

Thank you very much, comrade.

No comment!

 

[belgurdo]

*looks for hot; fails*

 

[Willco]

Great post. I laughed, I cried, I mastured. Not necessarily in that order, though.

 

[maharg]

Bah is that a skort? Skorts are unsexy.

 

[Suerte]

The best part of tennis is the "UUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH" noises during a match

 

[Rabid Wolverine]

Fuck she looked hot after he win yesterday.

I want one of those blowed kisses.

 

[Boomer]

Where is the T&A?

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

And finally, a kiss:

Right back at ya, cupcake.

I thought I heard about her being a model or something.
http://www.mariaworld.net/index.htm
If you are interested in more pics.

 

[Rabid Wolverine]

^ Holy Shit !

2 places where id like my head to be.

 

[OmniGamer]

Oh shit, it's cactrot

 

[Smiles and Cries]

she's okay reminds me of this song, "My best friend Plank"

 

[Mugen]

She's still not as hot as Anna Kournikouva but she's still hot nonetheless. My interest in women's tennis is now back. :$

 

[Meier]

The best part of tennis is the "UUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH" noises during a match

I gotta admit, when I walk by the tennis courts at school and the girls team is training, I get a little aroused when they do their grunts.

 

[Naked Snake]

Kournikouva > *

Heck, I'd hit that beauty.

 

[DMczaf]

Nooooooooooo! He's tucking it in!

 

[soulja224466]

hahahahaha :lol

 

[MrPing1000]

I dunno why but that pic is fucking funny :lol

 

[Seth C]

Not as hot as Anna, but a much better tennis player.

 

[Kon Tiki]

Maria sure is nice. I wanked off to her during her match yesterday morning.

 

[beerbelly]

I think she's better than Anna K. I love women with long legs like her.

 

[Tuvoc]

lol @ voyeuristic tennis shots

 

[XS+]

"Hot?" Like Olive Oyl hot? She's too skinny.

 

[shibbs]

hahaha, i was just watching "her" on tv 5 minutes ago. She's nice.

 

[siege]

Woo! She just advanced to the semi's to play Davenport.

 

[Guzim]

Go Sharapova!

 

[Ripclawe]

"ITS THE FINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL COUNTDOWN!!!!!!!!"


http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/CFW/details_Pop.aspx?iid=51007813


LONDON - JUNE 29: Maria Sharapova of Russia celebrates winning her quarter final match against Ai Sugiyama of Japan at the Wimbledon Lawn Tennis Championship on June 29, 2004 at the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club in London. (Photo by Mike Hewittl/Getty Images)

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

I would post more pics but I think I posted them all.

PS On ESPN, they had a interview with one of the announcers talking how one of the British newspapers had the headline 'Beauty and the Beast'. Guess who's picture was what? This makes me sad that pissy pale Brits can appreciate the beauty in the booty.

Definitely NOT hideos! I'd hit it.

 

[Dekajelly]

I would post more pics but I think I posted them all.

PS On ESPN, they had a interview with one of the announcers talking how one of the British newspapers had the headline 'Beauty and the Beast'. Guess who's picture was what? This makes me sad that pissy pale Brits can appreciate the beauty in the booty.

Definitely NOT hideos! I'd hit it.

Oh that's horrible, I hate the butch look same with that lesbian she was playing today, it's just horrid to look at. And I think the headline in newspaper was 'beauty and the best'

 

[SD-Ness]

Right when I saw Sharapova, I was already impressed.

SOOO HOT.

 

[Naked Snake]

This thread needs some Kournikova love

 

[siege]

Kournikova doesn't even play anymore, so she's ineligible for the thread of tennis hotness.

 

[Error Macro]

I think that in a couple of years, that cute little Maria Kirilenko girl is going to be all kinds of major fine. Mark my words.

"Wait for me Error. Wait until I'm legal!"

"YOU BET I WILL!"

 

[BioFan]

Funny, I was watching her match against Davenport earlier today and I find this thread.
First time I saw her but DAMN SHE IS HOT!!!
Sharapova reaches finals...WOHOO

Hope she trashes Serena this Saturday...

 

[Guzim]

Go Sharapova! Prove why you're better than Anna in everyway!

 

[Alf_Life]

Is that a tennis ball in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

 

[gofreak]

Well, um...she won Wimbledon. Really shows up Kournikova, doesn't it?

 

[Brian Fellows]

Whatever happened to Daniella Hantuchova? I really like her.

 

[zodiak]

woo she won!

 

[El Papa]

Uuuuuuuuunnnnnggggghhhh!
I woooooooooonnnnnnn!

 

[Guzim]

Anna who?

 

[The Bookerman]

I would post more pics but I think I posted them all.

PS On ESPN, they had a interview with one of the announcers talking how one of the British newspapers had the headline 'Beauty and the Beast'. Guess who's picture was what? This makes me sad that pissy pale Brits can appreciate the beauty in the booty.

Definitely NOT hideos! I'd hit it.

SHE'S FUCKIN GROSS!

Ughhh. I wish she would just die.

 

[Deg]

SHE'S FUCKIN GROSS!

Ughhh. I wish she would just die.

:roll

 

[Shinobi]

lol @ voyeuristic tennis shots

Tell me about it...the web is just littered with shots like these of all sorts of tennis girls. It's so perverted.

Whatever happened to Daniella Hantuchova? I really like her.

Her game dropped off last year...I think a lot of people attributed that to her dangerously thinner look, possibly due to an eating disorder. She was all set to be Anna K's "successor", so to speak. Hopefully she can get back into the top ranks.

As I said in the other thread, Maria's too thin and too young to be considered hot by me. She is cute though, and I find her more attractive then Anna K overall, probably due to her personality (Anna seems a bit too Diva-ish, though she seems like a decent girl).

And fuck that paper for calling Serena a beast...fucking scrots.

 

[WHOAguitarninja]

I saw an interview with Maria while I was at a restaurant earlier and she indeed is a very pretty girl. It was tough to tell with no sound, but she genuinely seemed like a cool girl too from her body language.

 

[J2 Cool]

^ Holy Shit !

2 places where id like my head to be.

I got 5