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[Morat]

I sit in a booth
Many hope to pass the gate
I turn them away

Spoiler

Papers Please if it wasn't clear

 

[Eggbok]

T L O U R,
Prepare your anus,
Powered by clouds.

 

[theechrisfox]

I feel very sick
Red, blue, and yellow pills please
Viruses galore.

 

[MrNyarlathotep]

Stab men in their throat.
Shoot them with many weapons.
I am the hero.

 

[Alienous]

They sent us to hell
But we are going deeper
We are Diamond Dogs

Edit:
Fuck I messed it up.
Line 3 has 6 syllables.
Di-a-mond has 3.

 

[Sky Chief]

how can one explain
crazy ridiculous shit
nanomachines son

 

[HaRyu]

Demon Souls Dark Souls
How Deadly Are These Places
I Die Many Times

 

[VeryGooster]

Nintendo folks fight
Palutena is the light
Final Smash begins

 

[Creamium]

a deceptive hint
an amazing chest ahead
head in chest instead

 

[Bert]

2-0 At Half Time
Server Connection Is Lost
FIFA Bad Losers

(ironically, my internet connection died the first time I tried to post this )

 

[theechrisfox]

I can't even jump
This backpack's full of treasure
Peach will be so pleased.

 

[Shrennin]

That Wizard who floats...
No! It is impossible!
It came from the Moon!

 

[Stumpokapow]

died at first goomba / embarrassing to the max / they all laughed at me

i saved so much cash / on this year's steam summer sale / so why am i broke

why did sephiroth / have to kill lovely aerith / i cried for a month

everquest fanboy / 21M and single / i pee in bottles

i heard there was a / code to make lara naked / tried for hours; nope

volvo give diretide / dude looks like ascii kirby / many angry fans

 

[Diprosalic]

Dawn of the first day
Failed to defeat Majora
Dawn of the first day

 

[HaRyu]

Dear Gods Sonic Boom
Oh These Character Designs
Knuckles Took Steroids

 

[MrNyarlathotep]

T L O U R,
Prepare your anus,
Powered by clouds.

Thats not a haiku.
Dude, it's not that hard, you know?
It's 5-7-5.

 

[guitarhero]

Does this site help?

http://www.poetrysoup.com/haiku_syllable_counter/

Arrows from above
Narrow path results in fall
Whoops, YOU DIED again
-----------------------------------
Save point is quite close
Motherly voice speaks your name
You request patience
-----------------------------------
Star power ran dry
Big-ass solo incoming
Prepare your anus
-----------------------------------
Super sonic speeds
Driving on the edge of death
F-ZERO defined
-----------------------------------

 

[Qwark]

To Brave or Default?
So many jobs to choose from
Stupid locked blue chests

 

[Martian]

Why can I only walk
On this windy-ass island
Plot twist: killed my wife

Spoiler

I still like dear esther

Feeling like a god
With this omnipotent stamp
Give your paper's please

 

[PetriP-TNT]

Silent Hill Is dead
probably a doghouse
remasters suck ass

 

[ninge]

Stars of old race on.
Spiky blue, Robotnik too.
Transform and roll out.

 

[Baron_Calamity]

Red Dead Redemption
Hey You Mister Jeff Gerstmann
Why you no likey?

 

[Chemo]

Let strength be granted
So the world might be mended
Such a siren's song

 

[Illusive_Juan]

Ode to Ash

Pika pika chu
Pi pika pi -- Pikachu
Pika pi? Pika?

 

[Shrennin]

Thats not a haiku.
Dude, it's not that hard, you know?
It's 5-7-5.

That is 5-7-4
You best not mistake yourself
It is not that hard

 

[sub_o]

Need to write a poem
there's a booger in my nose
afternoon green tea.

Edit: oh wait it's about video game?

Need to write a poem
there's a booger in my nose
afternoon video game.

 

[Martian]

Red Dead Redemption
Hey You Mister Jeff Gerstmann
Why you no likey?

hahaha good one!

 

[maxcriden]

Nintendo Land, DUDE
Metroid laser tag, Geemers everywhere
most epic battle with Kraid

 

[Stumpokapow]

That is 5-7-4
You best not mistake yourself
It is not that hard

"se-ven" counts for two
can you even count to five
his was correct, dude

 

[Stranger In The Alps]

Liquid and Solid
Two snakes of the same matter.
Les Enfant Terrible

 

[SMgamer83]

Played Hearthstone today
Couldn't draw what I needed
Damn you random gods!

Switched to Diablo
Dropped no good legendaries
Luck's not on my side.

Finally played LoL - (pronounced "lawl")
Team had two AFK'ers
I quit for today

 

[maxcriden]

They sent us to hell
But we are going deeper
We are Diamond Dogs

Edit:
Fuck I messed it up.
Line 3 has 6 syllables.
Di-a-mond has 3.

Diamond actually has two syllables, so you're okay.

 

[Stumpokapow]

i'll play one more turn
he said at 11:10
oh look the sun rise

 

[TraBuch]

Alpha Protocol
Such an underrated game
Where is the sequel

 

[MrNyarlathotep]

That is 5-7-4
You best not mistake yourself
It is not that hard

Poetic meter
has some feminine endings
use that syllable

 

[Bit-Bit]

LTTP

a frightening nightmare
through the dark storm and dungeon
to save the Princess

 

[mindsale]

Metal Gear Solid
Too long; Didn't Read. Something
About Ocelot?

 

[maxcriden]

Ode to Ash

Pika pika chu
Pi pika pi -- Pikachu
Pika pi? Pika?

Haha! that's awesome. I read it in his voice and everything.

 

[Alienous]

That is 5-7-4
You best not mistake yourself
It is not that hard

An easy mistake
It's is really just "it is"
...That is all, I'm done

 

[Shrennin]

"se-ven" counts for two
can you even count to five
his was correct, dude

I saw my error
I may have dun goofed a bit
So no, I can't count

 

[Stumpokapow]

stuck on candy crush
too broke to beat the level
curse you f2p

 

[Qwark]

Can't beat any stage
Why can't I stop playing this
Curse you MegaMan.

 

[akidnamededdy]

Island in the sky
We know who the hero is
THE LEGEND OF GROOSE

 

[Zhao_Yun]

A clown turned to god,
lord of the world of ruin
Dancing Mad aloft.

Ascension of a Madman

 

[TitusGroan]

Make a prediction
Throw your dice to the table
An NPD thread

 

[SeanR1221]

Look at Titanfall
Have you seen it? Well have you?
Yup. That's right. 'Nuff said.

 

[Vlade]

Gazing at the sun
So grossly incandescent
I could be that fire

 

[Not Spaceghost]

"Metroid inspired!"
"Everything should be Dark Souls!"
New Stretch Goal: Boss Rush

A Haiku about Kickstarter

 

[Boogdud]

Got that next gen itch
thought about an xbox one
NPD says nope

 

[PhantomOfTheKnight]

The Wolf Among Us...
Not as good as Walking Dead...
Just as glitchy, though.