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[TitusGroan]

representation
more diversity in games
build a better world

You hammered that point
Write about something else please
Or join Kotaku

What's wrong with boobs, eh?
I like looking at teh ass
Make me a sammich

 

[Zakalwe]

How many of you
are counting on their fingers?
Can't do it without

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

Corak and Sheltem
Always fighting each other...
Xeen brings their demise.

 

[daydream]

i don't envy max
gaf escapes reality
so many haikus

 

[geeko]

PS4, XBone
The games look the same to me
Shit, fanboys commeth.

 

[Like the hat?]

Rap my way to you
"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind"
I love you, Sunny

 

[SparkleMotion]

Tidus, Blitzball champ
Kids exclaim at the same time
"Teach us how to blitz!"

 

[Stumpokapow]

You hammered that point
Write about something else please
Or join Kotaku

*looks at gaming's state*
Evidently I didn't
More work to be done

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness
Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness
Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

How many of you
are counting on their fingers?
Can't do it without

after three or four
you kind of feel the rhythm
using short words helps

 

[Pociask]

"i played chrono break"
said a twitter insider
banned from neogaf

Videogame talk!
Sweet new leak or fake click-bait?
Neogaf - believe.

 

[random25]

Samus ain't Metroid.
Link is not Princess Zelda.
Pass these to your kids!

 

[SparkleMotion]

Where's Crash Bandicoot?
One time proud Sony mascot
Gone forevermore

 

[JJDinomite]

Gaming just for fun?
I chose to whine about men
How they are in games

 

[daydream]

*looks at gaming's state*
Evidently I didn't
More work to be done

"keep politics out
i just want to shoot some dudes
games, am i right guys"

 

[Palehorse]

Destiny beta
bullet sponge boss kills me
over and over

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

Spoilers for The Last of Us Left Behind DLC

Spoiler

Ellie kisses girl
Then nfected swarm the mall
This will not end well

Seriously, those are some fucking spoilers. Don't even think about clicking on it if you haven't played through the DLC.

 

[Masquerader]

Badly done, I say!
Obviously, you must try
To 'Git Gud', you fool

Spoiler

Needless to say, Dark Souls~

 

[LurkerPrime]

Death is at its core,
defeat is the most common -
dying to progress.
~Dark Souls and its Players

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

Can we just please stick
to making Haikus about
gaming again? Please?

 

[Pociask]

Take this - out there, it's
Dangerous. If there's trouble,
Just call DW.

 

[Papercuts]

Mario Kart 8
I lapped ViewtifulJC
He ragequit again

 

[Jin_7]

108 Stars
Combining their bright light to
Fulfill destiny

 

[SparkleMotion]

Glenn, fallen squire
Foolishly took up the sword
Magus changed his world

 

[Icefire1424]

Solace in the stars
Embrace the vast emptiness
Jeb's ship out of fuel

Spoiler

Kerbal Space Program

 

[TitusGroan]

Jason! Jason! Shaun!
the Citizen Kane of games
Jason! Shaun! Jason!

 

[Baleoce]

Konami's E3
Extreeeeeeme hack n slash title
One million troops

 

[Stumpokapow]

Treat women better
They aren't objects, they're people
Games should reflect this

Gender swap rom hacks
Women written by women
Feminist art games

Major pubs agree
So why are commenters so
eager to dispute?

Never surrender
to forces of division.
We can do better.

Can we just please stick
to making Haikus about
gaming again? Please?

Gaming culture is
a key part of gaming too
We are adults here

 

[Mr. Luchador]

A man with no name
Hiding behind a helmet
Saves the Universe
- Halo Franchise
---

10 years of Ruling
The World and the Internet
A small fortune paid
- World of Warcraft

 

[TheSeks]

"keep politics out
i just want to shoot some dudes
games, am i right guys"

Making women too hard
I just want to shoot and stab
Dude-bros only bro-ther-hood

(? I think I screwed up the haiku beat)

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

Poor Samus Aran
Mother Brain killed her baby
Why won't you shut up?!?

 

[GluedOnBeard]

Materia orbs ablaze with light
Summon cure fire thunder ice
Aerith fades into the night

 

[daydream]

so many shells
lightning, bananas and stars
new rainbow road sucks

 

[SparkleMotion]

Time's no barrier
Backwards, forwards, save the world
Red star, Lavos, waits

 

[LurkerPrime]

Around the corner
unknown threats await my squad;
just lost another one.
~XCOM: Enemy Unknown.

 

[Vodh]

The hot wind blowing
The war still rages within
Stranger I remain

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

A man with no name
Hiding behind a helmet
Saves the Universe

A horse with no name
Hiding behind a large tree
Does fucking nothing

 

[Bitanator]

Fat poser named Pence
Wears big shirts to cover his tits
Goodbye Roxas, Goodbye

 

[A Pretty Panda]

1080p please

or else riots in the streets

neogaf.com

 

[Stumpokapow]

Press sneak fucks snooping
through Bethesda email chains:
"Arkane's Prey 2"

 

[SparkleMotion]

Mako tainted man
SOLDIER's finest? Fantasy.
Stolen memories

 

[random25]

Konami's E3
Extreeeeeeme hack n slash title
One million troops

No more controllers!
Move your fat body freely!
More than just dancing!

 

[Labadal]

On August 18
Pillars of Eternity
Based Real Time With Pause

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

Quicksand is a bitch.
Hey, there's a bush I can click!
"Pappapishu!"...what?

 

[Stumpokapow]

Games For Windows Live
"How can we fix it?" You don't
Let it die, MS.

 

[JJDinomite]

Sit back, grab popcorn
All these games don't have gameplay
On the Xbox One

 

[SparkleMotion]

Chocobo breeding
Feed them greens, what type awaits?
Press reset button

 

[abaldwin360]

The world is a dot
It's just a matter of time
Pac Man will eat it

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

Just because your game
is hardcore doesn't mean you
can not fucking pause!

 

[Stumpokapow]

SpaceChem 101:
You program the game to win
It's like your day job.