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[FinalStageBoss]

The fuck is with the aversion to shorts above the knee and showing a little leg?

It looks fucking stupid tbh

 

[Plywood]

Let's just get rid of summer heat and the shorts will solve themselves.

 

[Saucycarpdog]

People who wear workout shorts or sweat pants all the time I always assume are people who never grew out of high school.

 

[SDCowboy]

People who wear workout shorts or sweat pants all the time I always assume are people who never grew out of high school.

I'm wearing work out or basketball shorts right now. I don't typically wear them if I'm going out anywhere, though. Typically just for the house or if I'm going out for a walk.

 

[Ralemont]

Again, regular shorts are subjective. As is self evident in this thread, to most people, cargo shorts are the de facto regular shorts.

Wouldn't they just be called shorts then?

 

[SDCowboy]

Wouldn't they just be called shorts then?

I think most people do just call them shorts in most cases outside of a thread dedicated to them specifically.

 

[FallingEdge]

People who wear workout shorts or sweat pants all the time I always assume are people who never grew out of high school.

Do you consider joggers to be sweatpants?

 

[Fuchsdh]

no those are really cute

and if your purse is cumbersome it's because you're carrying too much shit, or need a purse that organizes stuff better. Believe me, this is not a real problem and you're just imagining it

Well, then the reality is the vast majority of women are either carrying too much shit or need different purses from the half-dozen they own. It's a problem for the women I know.

 

[Chittagong]

For the sake of balance:

Keep holding that L Cargo Shorts haters.

I don't even own a pair of short in any form, but now I've been convinced by this thread that I need some.

He looks like he's ready to go in war in a warm country with no spiky bushes

 

[Sou Da]

Are cargo shorts the new tipping topic?

 

[LyleLanley]

Are cargo shorts the new tipping topic?

Cargo shorts wearers probably tip less than 25%.

 

[SDCowboy]

Cargo shorts wearers probably tip less than 25%.

WTF, who tips 25% (barring mind blowing service)?

 

[GreenMonkey]

Cargo shorts are great. Fuck fashionistas, I'm a nerdy old Dad.

1 pocket for Galaxy Note
1 pocket for wallet
1 pocket for keys
1 pocket for sunglasses
1 pocket for..Kindle...or book...or whatever doll or My Little Pony or whatever my kids want me to carry

 

[LyleLanley]

WTF, who tips 25% (barring mind blowing service)?

Someone with some self-respect.

 

[SDCowboy]

Cargo shorts are great. Fuck fashionistas, I'm a nerdy old Dad.

1 pocket for Galaxy Note
1 pocket for wallet
1 pocket for keys
1 pocket for sunglasses
1 pocket for..Kindle...or book...or whatever doll or My Little Pony or whatever my kids want me to carry

I have to admit as a cargo wearer, I rarely use the side pockets. Wallet and pocket knife in one hip pocket, phone in the other, truck keys on carabiner clip.

 

[Stormhammer]

next thing ur gonna tell me is that jean shorts are uncool

gigantically
abysmal
fashionistas

 

[BeatnikGunsoo]

I wear cargo shorts but i'm black so it's actually cool on us, well at least in SoCal it is

 

[ReAxion]

all this reporting on cargo shorts and nobody comes remotely close to reporting anything real. youre a joke, wsj.

 

[Cimarron]

Mr. Hansen’s wife, Ashleigh Hansen, said she sneaks her husband’s cargo shorts off to Goodwill when he’s not around. Mrs. Hansen, 30, no longer throws them out at home because her husband has found them in the trash and fished them out.

I hate this shit right here. When we first started dating my girlfriend would do crap like this. I put an end to it real quick. Look if you are in an relationship accept the person. I bet it wouldn't be cute and be all brimstone and hell fire if he preferred her to only wear skirts and tossed all of her pants.

Not cute.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

I don't wear cargo shorts, and I haven't had girlfriends try to trash my clothes.

 

[PSYGN]

Neogaf sure does love talking about cargo shorts.

 

[Skellig Gra]

I hate this shit right here. When we first started dating my girlfriend would do crap like this. I put an end to it real quick. Look if you are in an relationship accept the person. I bet it wouldn't be cute and be all brimstone and hell fire if he preferred her to only wear skirts and tossed all of her pants.

Not cute.

Yeah I smell divorce in their future

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

I hate jeans because of how restricting they can feel which is what makes wearing shorter inseam shorts so much better. Keep them just above the knee cap or get out.

so what you're saying GAF is I need to throw these out, or at least maybe iron them

Those aren't cargo shorts, unless you're referring to the anti-anti-cargo short crowd.

 

[afternoon delight]

A great person once uttered definitively- skies out, thighs out.

 

[Fuchsdh]

I hate this shit right here. When we first started dating my girlfriend would do crap like this. I put an end to it real quick. Look if you are in an relationship accept the person. I bet it wouldn't be cute and be all brimstone and hell fire if he preferred her to only wear skirts and tossed all of her pants.

Not cute.

That kind of bull would end any relationship of mine pretty quickly.