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wtf, Did I just get propositioned for casual sex?

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Boogie

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I don't know this girl, she just started talking to me over msn. Her profile said she was from Manitoba, so I thought she was just confusing me with someone else when she asked about taking a break:

random msn girl: how is boog?
Boogie: Boog is good, but he'll be better once he gets through exams.
random msn girl: I hear you
random msn girl:you be at the library any time?
Boogie: naw, I do pretty much all my studying in my room.
random msn girl: nice and quiet.eh
random msn girl: busy alnight?
Boogie: in theory, but I'm sure my studying will gradually slack off over the course of the evening.
random msn girl:you have a pic?
random msn girl: could take a breck together later on
Boogie: what, you mean other than the lab mouse with the Mexican hat?
random msn girl: lol
random msn girl: yes
Boogie: a break? I was under the impression that you weren't in Toronto?
random msn girl:gone and back again
Boogie: I see
 
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Mike Works

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olimario said:
Who knows WHAT she's infected with.
Stay AWAY!
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Sriram

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SHIT GUYS! The apocalypse is coming. Boogie, will you put your own hapiness before humanities survival?!
 
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levious

That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.
not all whores are filthy, they're mostly people... who like sex. Who among us can condemn them really.
 
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Incognito

Troll
For all you don't-wanna-be-inflicted-with STD-stay-away- people, ever heard of a condom? Oh, that's a random girl? I guess I should read more carefully. Anywhoo, my point still stands. If she's hot, what excuse is there NOT to stick the 'loin?
 
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BlackMage

Banned
I don't see any evidence where she wanted to have sex with you! All she wanted to do was take a breck and you guys accuse her of being a..a.. a WHORE!!! You all make me sick!
 
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dskillzhtown

keep your strippers out of my American football
Warhammer 40k said:
I don't see any evidence where she wanted to have sex with you! All she wanted to do was take a breck and you guys accuse her of being a..a.. a WHORE!!! You all make me sick!
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Yeah, I didn't get the entire, "I want to fuck" vibe from the conversation that was posted. Sounds like she just wanted to hang out. All you posting 'FHUTA' are going to get Boogie in jail where he will get FUTA.
 
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Boogie

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dskillzhtown said:
Yeah, I didn't get the entire, "I want to fuck" vibe from the conversation that was posted. Sounds like she just wanted to hang out.
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I wasn't kidding about the e-mail address. :p
 
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Deleted member 1235

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whatever you do, don't further your sexual career with a girl, just post about the possibilities.
 
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APerfectCircle

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heaps of people have stupid slutty-esq msn names like that, i think some people thinks its cool, i dunno.
she be probly playin with ya? is their a random way to get people names on msn? i didn't think so?
 
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Boogie

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catfish said:
whatever you do, don't further your sexual career with a girl, just post about the possibilities.
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YES SIR!

Soul4ger said:
Post the pic she had on MSN, then we'll advise you on what you should do.
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I don't think you can save msn display pictures.

McLesterolBeast said:
You're in toronto? What school do you go to? (no, im not propositioning you for casual sex)
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:lol

I'm at UofT
 
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Chony

Member
Boogie said:
YES SIR!



I don't think you can save msn display pictures.



:lol

I'm at UofT
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There is a button on your keyboard called "Print Screen". Press it. Go to paint, press ctrl-v, then crop it, the post it here.
 
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Boogie

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Chony said:
There is a button on your keyboard called "Print Screen". Press it. Go to paint, press ctrl-v, then crop it, the post it here.
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Well, it doesn't matter, because she's not online.
 
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alejob

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Once I was walking home and this guy stoped in his car and asked if I was coming from swimming in the river. I was like WTF!? No I wasn't swimming at the river. Then he asked if I wanted a ride to the river. Strangest shit ever! I said NO obviously.
 
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Dilbert

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You should have hit that shit harder than Bonds taking a bat to Victor Conte in a dark alley. Seriously, dude...how DO you expect to break your streak?
 
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White Man

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-jinx- said:
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You should have hit that shit harder than Bonds taking a bat to Victor Conte in a dark alley. Seriously, dude...how DO you expect to break your streak?
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I can't believe this bit of misogyny game out of dear -jinx-'s mouth.

To defend the honor of all slutty women present on the forum, I have decided I get to say this in retribution:

'Jinx, I want you to dip your bald head in oil and rub it all over my body.'
 
E

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
heh, i've only had casual sex once. and it was out of nowhere.

i'm sitting in class my senior year next to this really hot girl who lives like 4 doors down from me. She's been an acquaintance for like 4 years, but I never knew much about her, and basically only knew who she was.
Well we're in class last hour and she starts talking to me alot....like, more than she ever did before. We were sociable, but never really talked.
Then she says "I can't wait to get home...I'm sooooo hungry" and then she winks at me and says "Are YOU hungry?"
She said it in the sexiest, lowest voice. I stammered a yes. And she said walk over after school.

I did, because I was like wtf, whatever. And after that day, everything went back to normal. We barely talked the rest of our senior year and I haven't talked to her in over a year. I guess she was horny that day...?
 
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Boogie

Member
-jinx- said:
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You should have hit that shit harder than Bonds taking a bat to Victor Conte in a dark alley. Seriously, dude...how DO you expect to break your streak?
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I don't want a one-night stand, or a f*%*-and-forget. And as a virgin, I can only imagine the anxieties I would have in such a casual sex situation. I doubt my performance would satisfy anyone, and someone looking for a casual "good time" is unlikely to be understanding of such concerns.



But speaking seriously, I want a relationship before jumping into sex. Surely that's not that hard to understand?
 
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