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[Dilbert]

I can't believe this bit of misogyny game out of dear -jinx-'s mouth.

To defend the honor of all slutty women present on the forum, I have decided I get to say this in retribution:

'Jinx, I want you to dip your bald head in oil and rub it all over my body.'

I was being sarcastic. I've tried the "encouraging guy" routine on Boogie with no effect.

Just out of curiosity -- why is encouraging someone to go for a random hookup "misogynistic?" Or were you just looking to work in a bald head/oil reference?

 

[Dilbert]

I don't want a one-night stand, or a f*%*-and-forget. And as a virgin, I can only imagine the anxieties I would have in such a casual sex situation. I doubt my performance would satisfy anyone, and someone looking for a casual "good time" is unlikely to be understanding of such concerns.



But speaking seriously, I want a relationship before jumping into sex. Surely that's not that hard to understand?

As mentioned, I was kidding. Still...as strange as this might sound, even if you don't intend to follow through, there is a benefit to seeing where those weird-ass situations might lead. At the very least, you'll have a great story to tell, right?

 

[Soul4ger]

heh, i've only had casual sex once. and it was out of nowhere.

i'm sitting in class my senior year next to this really hot girl who lives like 4 doors down from me. She's been an acquaintance for like 4 years, but I never knew much about her, and basically only knew who she was.
Well we're in class last hour and she starts talking to me alot....like, more than she ever did before. We were sociable, but never really talked.
Then she says "I can't wait to get home...I'm sooooo hungry" and then she winks at me and says "Are YOU hungry?"
She said it in the sexiest, lowest voice. I stammered a yes. And she said walk over after school.

I did, because I was like wtf, whatever. And after that day, everything went back to normal. We barely talked the rest of our senior year and I haven't talked to her in over a year. I guess she was horny that day...?

You win!

But, seriously, I didn't know you were a virgin, Boogie. You did the right thing. Don't blow it on something stupid, sir!

 

[Boogie]

As mentioned, I was kidding. Still...as strange as this might sound, even if you don't intend to follow through, there is a benefit to seeing where those weird-ass situations might lead. At the very least, you'll have a great story to tell, right?

I kinda figured you were kidding, I just felt I should spit out my spiel anyway.

 

[White Man]

Well, (B). I'm a sucker for Costanza references. Not that the offer doesn't stand, mind you.

As mentioned, I was kidding. Still...as strange as this might sound, even if you don't intend to follow through, there is a benefit to seeing where those weird-ass situations might lead. At the very least, you'll have a great story to tell, right?

You understand the second most important part of my personal philosophy.

 

[Boogie]

Update: Talking to her again. She was indeed confused, at least as far as where I'm from. I think she thought I was in Manitoba. But yeah, I was right about her purpose, she ain't being very subtle about it.

 

[NLB2]

We need your pic Boogie.

 

[demon]

We need your pic Boogie.

 

[Boogie]

:lol @ demon, even though the pic's not showing up.

Wait, what do we need my pic in here for?

 

[NLB2]

Before you were sure if it was for casual sex it was needed. If you were ugly then she wouldn't be interested in casual sex. Congrats, you pass the ugly test! (That is you're not ugly.)

 

[duderon]

Before you were sure if it was for casual sex it was needed. If you were ugly then she wouldn't be interested in casual sex. Congrats, you pass the ugly test! (That is you're not ugly.)

:lol That's not him

 

[NLB2]

That's not him.

He changed the picture. If that actualy were Boogie, he would've failed.

:lol :lol :lol
Greaetest edit ever.

 

[way more]

Why does this stuff always happen during finals? People just get hornier before they go home for the holidays? Serious guys, I need a some profiles on this behaviour.

Crap in a hat! All down the board we have dating threads, it must be a full moon.

 

[Boogie]

Crap in a hat! All down the board we have dating threads, is must be a full moon.

Well, I'm not sure this exactly qualifies as a "dating" thread, but yeah, it's rather bizarre tonight.

edit: I think the most amazing part of this thread is that we're 63 replies in and Cubsfan's nowhere to be seen ;P

 

[Mainline]

I'm from Manitoba, how you doin'