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[Salvor.Hardin]

I've lost quite a bit of weight recently thanks to my exercise routine and diet so I thought I would treat myself to Pizza Hut's new Piri Piri cheese stuffed crust pizza.

This is what I received

That brown strip above the pepperoni is the stuffed crust piri piri cheese and it looks and tastes like donner meat. It's utterly disgusting. While their normal stuffed crust cheese is nothing to write home about, this mutated beast doesn't resemble cheese at all. I think I'm going to be sick.

Anyone else have any stories about being genuinely excited about an advertised food product only to be severely let down by the real thing?

 

[Branduil]

I imagine it's not supposed to be like that, though it seems like a gross idea to me regardless.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

I honestly can't even tell what I'm looking at. I cannot reconcile that into what I know pizza to look like.

That said, my own weirdest pizza delivery experience--in college (many years ago) we ordered Papa John's one time and it took forever to arrive. When we finally got it, the pizza itself was completely bewildering. I'm not even sure if I can describe it accurately.

It was seven or eight separate slices of dough in a roughly circular arrangement, glued together in the middle by a pile of melted cheese. There was no sauce or topping or anything other than a big glob of cheese in the middle that didn't even cover the slices, which in turn did not appear to even form an actual pie. Basically someone threw a bunch of mismatched pizza dough slices together in a box and dumped cheese on them.

It had to be completely deliberate for no apparent reason. Called and barely started to explain what the hell we had just received and they just said "we're sending another pizza out, don't worry about it." Like they already knew. So bizarre.

 

[Bread]

I'm not even sure what I'm looking at.

 

[Poyunch]

I can't comprehend that picture at all.

 

[Wario64]

That's a bad treat.

 

[xxracerxx]

Yuck. Isn't there better pizza around you to treat yourself with than Pizza Hut?

 

[samus i am]

Got any other pictures? I just see a bunch of stuff.

 

[thecheese]

What the hell is going on?!

 

[Poyunch]

Also on the other end of the spectrum...

 

[captmcblack]

Thank God for New York City.

What the fuck is that supposed to be?

 

[Shalashaska161]

 

[bigtroyjon]

Am I the only one wondering what the fuck Piri Piri is?

 

[Mudkips]

What the hell is going on?!

thecheese

 

[Clydefrog]

Guys, I think he unrolled the crust to look at the cheese inside of it. That brown stuff is the cheese. It's a fairly slim pizza slice too, so it's kind of hard to picture at first.

But that does look disgusting.

 

[Salvor.Hardin]

Got any other pictures? I just see a bunch of stuff.

 

[Branduil]

I'm getting ads for Papa John's at the bottom of the page. GG Papa John's, GG.

 

[Josh7289]

OP should have put NSFW in the title.

 

[Enco]

I can't comprehend that picture at all.

.

 

[NeoUltima]

Pizza Hut pizza is crap, unless you get a Pan pizza.

 

[chessnut]

I think he opened up the crust and took a picture of what's inside of it. He got a stuffed crust pizza and the cheese was not melted inside.

 

[Dega]

Also on the other end of the spectrum...

http://i.imgur.com/w5PDD.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

lol this pic always racks me up. Pizza, no cheese, no sauce, and beef.

 

[KoreanBarbecue]

Am I the only one wondering what the fuck Piri Piri is?

It's a small, spicy pepper (thanks Wikipedia!).

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Pizza Hut pizza is crap, unless you get a Pan pizza.

I think you mean unless you get the thin and crispy.

 

[Dega]

I think you mean unless you get the thin and crispy.

No, he had it right.

 

[Tunavi]

Like a boss

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

It may be different now, but for a while, Pizza Hut's cheese ingredient was called "pizza cheese."

Stop eating at chains, bros.

 

[Übermatik]

I'd eat it.

 

[morningbus]

This shit is a modern day Rorschach test.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

lol this pic always racks me up. Pizza, no cheese, no sauce, and beef.

That's close to what I got one time, described in my above post. Just picture the dough slices not forming a whole pie and a lump of cheese gluing the tips together.

 

[Poyunch]

It may be different now, but for a while, Pizza Hut's cheese ingredient was called "pizza cheese."

Stop eating at chains, bros.

I enjoy California Pizza Kitchen and Shakey's.

 

[TheLastCandle]

Pizza Hut pizza is crap, unless you get a Pan pizza.

Their pan pizza is definitely the best thing they offer. I don't order from the hut myself, but every once and a while someone I know will order it and they will offer me a slice. Their pan pizza is such a greasy, junk foody delight from my childhood.

 

[The Faceless Master]

Thank God for New York City.

What the fuck is that supposed to be?

Seriously, the next time i'm in NYC, all I'm gonna eat is pizza and roti.

 

[ILOVEASIANS]

 

[Bearded Dudebro]

Pizza Hut pizza is crap.

Fixed.

Seriously, get pizza from anywhere else.

 

[HiResDes]

Yeah I must cosign the other posts, there has to be a local spot where you live that's better than those chains. I live in Cincinnati, Ohio and there is a spot called Adriaticos that is about as good as a real mid-tier NY pizza spot.

 

[Darth Pinche]

..donner meat...

LOL

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

I think someone put actual shit in that crust.

 

[G-Fex]

You should see what happens when I ask for Jalapeno's and Pepperoni, they don't even cook it right so it's fully cooked.

You blow Pizza hut

 

[njean777]

your first mistake was ordering pizza hut, if you eat at any chain, Papa Johns is the only decent one.

 

[rocksteady1983]

Cutting pizza with a fork and knife, how dare you. Eat that shit like a man. Jk, and pizza hut is garbage. Used to like them like 10 years ago. Probably varies place to place though.

 

[jonezer4]

Did you tip the delivery person?

 

[Brian Fellows]

your first mistake was ordering pizza hut, if you eat at any chain, Papa Johns is the only decent one.

Dominos is way better. Their sauce actually has some spice to it and the crust actually has some taste.

 

[AlexMeloche]

Looking at this image, it looks like the cheese has not melted...

 

[Borgnine]

/googles piri piri
/googles donner meat

 

[Snowman Prophet of Doom]

Honestly, I love pizza so much that even chain pizza tastes delicious to me most of the time. Now, there are local joints that are better, but they are also usually more expensive, in my experience.

 

[Zibrahim]

Did you tip the delivery person?

This is the only relevant question.

 

[ChryZ]

Why would you expect good pizza from Pizza Hut?

 

[Brian Fellows]

Honestly, I love pizza so much that even chain pizza tastes delicious to me most of the time. Now, there are local joints that are better, but they are also usually more expensive, in my experience.

I'm the same way. I'll eat pizza from pretty much anywhere.

 

[Clydefrog]