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[Furoba]

Most Japanese pizza's from supermarkets really taste like cardboard. :/

 

[Zibrahim]

 

[Poyunch]

Honestly, I love pizza so much that even chain pizza tastes delicious to me most of the time. Now, there are local joints that are better, but they are also usually more expensive, in my experience.

Do you love it enough to eat one of those TV dinner pizzas? I'm not talking about stuff like DiGornio, I'm talking about those things like the Banquet TV dinner pizza.

 

[Salvor.Hardin]

Did you tip the delivery person?

It was a collection, so no tipping involved.

your first mistake was ordering pizza hut, if you eat at any chain, Papa Johns is the only decent one.

I would normally order from Papa Johns when I used to eat fast food. I've been really enjoying spicy food lately so I thought I would give this a go. Fucking mistake.

Anyway I just emailed their customer support and wrote about the stuffed crust and attached the pictures. If nothing else, maybe they'll be generous enough to refund my purchase. Though I'd be better off getting my stomach pumped.

 

[3N16MA]

Why are you eating pizza with a knife?

 

[AbsoluteZero]

Fun fact: There are no Pizza Huts around New Orleans anymore because the franchisee for all of 'em around the area is a moron that didn't pay the bills.

 

[(._.)]

Last food that was advertised on TV that I got excited about was the cheese fries you shook in a bag from BK. Those were awesome though and I was sad to see them go :[

 

[Jme]

Also on the other end of the spectrum...

No sauce no cheese left meat is represented perfectly well here.

 

[Dega]

Do you love it enough to eat one of those TV dinner pizzas? I'm not talking about stuff like DiGornio, I'm talking about those things like the Banquet TV dinner pizza.

Like totinos? I like those. I even liked the breakfast pizza they had back when i was in school. Usually heard people say it was nasty but it tasted good to me. lol

 

[Borgnine]

It was a collection, so no tipping involved.

Can someone please tell me what the hell this guy is talking about? It's all piris and donners and pizza collections, what is happening.

 

[kehs]

You just made me order a pizza from Pizza Hut.

Thanks.

 

[Snowman Prophet of Doom]

Do you love it enough to eat one of those TV dinner pizzas? I'm not talking about stuff like DiGornio, I'm talking about those things like the Banquet TV dinner pizza.

I don't know if I've ever had those. If they're like Tostino's and the like, then yes, I do. It's a rare pizza that I think tastes bad.

 

[Salmonax]

It's like the old saying goes: You order Pizza Hut, you receive Pizza Hut.

 

[Salvor.Hardin]

Why are you eating pizza with a knife?

I was working on my laptop while eating and didn't want to muck up my keyboard so I used a knife and a fork.

 

[njean777]

Dominos is way better. Their sauce actually has some spice to it and the crust actually has some taste.

I just threw up a little in my mouth, Dominos is the worst ever IMO. I would rather eat pizza hut then Dominos. As a matter of fact, I would just not eat pizza at all if Dominos was the only chain in my area.

 

[Volimar]

Like totinos? I like those. I even liked the breakfast pizza they had back when i was in school. Usually heard people say it was nasty but it tasted good to me. lol

I used to buy bulk packages of Tony's schoolhouse pizza till the price went up like 2 bucks. Pizza hut is okay, but Papa Johns is probably my favorite big chain. There's a local place here that great. Pepperoni and extra cheese and it's heaven.

I just threw up a little in my mouth, Dominos is the worst ever IMO. I would rather eat pizza hut then Dominos. As a matter of fact, I would just not eat pizza at all if Dominos was the only chain in my area.

Probably the worst of the big chains, but it is marginally better since they shook up the recipe.

 

[Dega]

I was working on my laptop while eating and didn't want to muck up my keyboard so I used a knife and a fork.

*shakes head*

 

[Clydefrog]

Do you love it enough to eat one of those TV dinner pizzas? I'm not talking about stuff like DiGornio, I'm talking about those things like the Banquet TV dinner pizza.

probably one of the only pizzas I refuse to eat

 

[Brian Fellows]

I just threw up a little in my mouth, Dominos is the worst ever IMO. I would rather eat pizza hut then Dominos. As a matter of fact, I would just not eat pizza at all if Dominos was the only chain in my area.

Whatever floats your boat. I like all 3 personally. I just think Dominos is the best of the 3.

 

[TheLastCandle]

Like totinos? I like those. I even liked the breakfast pizza they had back when i was in school. Usually heard people say it was nasty but it tasted good to me. lol

I'm kind of a pizza whore myself as well. Even the bad stuff is still edible to me to some degree. Obviously I prefer the traditional mom and pop shops around here (Yay, northeastern corridor), but a night playing games with some beer/whiskey and a box of Ellios isn't a bad time.

 

[TehOh]

Pizza Hut? That's your mistake.

This thread is now about better pizza. For instance, the one that I'm currently having for lunch from Punch Pizza, down the street from my office.

(Though good, both Pizza Luce and Italian Pie Shoppe kick Punch's ass for good pizza in the Minneapolis area)

 

[Volimar]

I'm kind of a pizza whore myself as well. Even the bad stuff is still edible to me to some degree. Obviously I prefer the traditional mom and pop shops around here (Yay, northeastern corridor), but a night playing games with some beer/whiskey and a box of Ellios isn't a bad time.

When I was a kid there was a pizza place here called stopwatch pizza. You could get a large for 5 bucks so my large family would go there a lot and get like 4 pizzas. It wasn't that good but it was loaded with pepperoni and hell it was pizza.

 

[Poyunch]

probably one of the only pizzas I refuse to eat

I think the worst microwave pizza I've ever eaten was definitely Celeste pizza or a Red Baron pizza.

 

[Cyrillus]

Lesson learned. When treating yourself to pizza, order real pizza, or better yet make it yourself!

 

[br0ken_shad0w]

The Big Mac snack wrap.

Ugh, chain franchises. There should be enough local pizza places around you that you shouldn't subject yourselves to the Pizza Hutts and Dominoes.

 

[Misterinenja]

Pizza Hut in Finland is fucking awesome. Well there's only like three of them.

It's pretty high class compared to other junk food chains. Too bad there's none in my city.

 

[Dega]

I've never eaten one of those Celeste pizzas but red Baron wasn't that bad. Hell I even buy these MaMa Rosa's from the grocery store lol. http://www.mama-rosas.com/lg_family.html

 

[Borgnine]

Is there anything less appetizing than close up cell phone pics of half eaten pizza? These could be colonoscopy live cams and I wouldn't even know the difference.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Dominos is way better. Their sauce actually has some spice to it and the crust actually has some taste.

It's the exact opposite where I live. The Pizza Hut in my neighborhood is WAY better than any of the other chains. The sauce is pretty spicy and the crust is really crispy. The pepperoni is way better too. I'm willing to try Papa Johns occasionally but the sauce and dough are blander than Pizza Hut's.

I'd far rather eat at the Ledo's Pizza about 15 minutes away but some days you just don't feel like going out.

 

[UltimaPooh]

This thread inspired me to order a Pepperoni Pan Pizza from there.

 

[TheExodu5]

I can't comprehend that picture at all.

He unfolded the stuffed crust to reveal the stuffing.

 

[Poyunch]

Remember Lunchables? That's not even a pizza. Although the dessert version was pretty good.

 

[TheExodu5]

This thread inspired me to order a Pepperoni Pan Pizza from there.

Pizza Hut's pan pizza is probably the worst Pizza I've ever tasted. It's just bread. And terrible sauce. And too little cheese that's been improperly cooked.

 

[Uno Venova]

Only good Pizza chain is Dominos in my opinion the new garlic crust is sublime.

 

[TheExodu5]

I just threw up a little in my mouth, Dominos is the worst ever IMO. I would rather eat pizza hut then Dominos. As a matter of fact, I would just not eat pizza at all if Dominos was the only chain in my area.

They're actually 'okay' now. Better than Pizza Hut, at least. Maybe it's just the ones in Canada...

Fairly thin crust, lost of toppings, and the cheese is golden brown.

 

[-PXG-]

Are you sure something didn't drop a deuce in your pizza. Good lord that looks awful.

 

[Marleyman]

Domino's just opened back up around my way. I got the deep dish pizza w/ extra cheese and pepperoni and it was really good. Domino's > Pizza Hut

 

[Digishine]

went yesterday to pizza hut but they said there where without pizza's :/

 

[JoeBoy101]

Dominos has greatly improved in the past 2 years. Pizza Hut has better crust, IMO, but Dominos has better cheese and toppings.

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

That brown strip above the pepperoni is the stuffed crust piri piri cheese and it looks and tastes like donner meat.

Not being familiar with "donner meat", until I Googled it I thought it might be a cannibalism reference. Kind of disappointed it isn't.

 

[rpmurphy]

Remember Lunchables? That's not even a pizza. Although the dessert version was pretty good.

The kid that had the Lunchables was the envied one in elementary school. lol

 

[(._.)]

Remember Lunchables? That's not even a pizza. Although the dessert version was pretty good.

yea, these were ok. I enjoyed them at the time.

 

[Big Chungus]

All pizza looks like that

 

[fallengorn]

Not being familiar with "donner meat", until I Googled it I thought it might be a cannibalism reference. Kind of disappointed it isn't.

I'm going to use Donner meat as code for cannibalism from now on.

 

[The Albatross]

Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, Dominoes. They're all nasty. This could be a great thread tho for more pizza horrors.

Dominos has greatly improved in the past 2 years. Pizza Hut has better crust, IMO, but Dominos has better cheese and toppings.

Dominoes is the quintessential cardboard flavorless pizza that you buy in college because it is like $3 for a medium pizza. It's not even pizza, it's just round food stuffs.

 

[kehs]

You just made me order a pizza from Pizza Hut.

Thanks.

It's like they put ipecac in this shit or something, ugh.

Screw you OP for putting pizza hut in my brain (and now stomach).

time to go ly dow.

 

[ProtoCents]

The fuck is Piri Piri? That some kind of Indian food in your pizza, bro?

 

[DonasaurusRex]

zoom the fuck out your adjective laden sentences do not help me understand wtf im looking at man.

 

[Poyunch]

yea, these were ok. I enjoyed them at the time.

I always felt the pizza sauce was too sweet.

 

[Mudkips]

probably one of the only pizzas I refuse to eat

You have to use a toaster over, not a microwave.
They're still shitty little pizzas, but they're edible and great for a cheap snack.

If you put them in a microwave they just turn into rubber.