WTF Pizza Hut

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Mudkips said:
You have to use a toaster over, not a microwave.
They're still shitty little pizzas, but they're edible and great for a cheap snack.

If you put them in a microwave they just turn into rubber.
Mine always ended up soggy and wet.
 
Borgnine said:
Can someone please tell me what the hell this guy is talking about? It's all piris and donners and pizza collections, what is happening.

By "collection" I think he means "pick-up", as in he collected it from the store. Or shoppe as he might call it.

Piri's are a type of chili pepper.

"Donners" are usually a mixed variety of meats all mashed together in some unholy union: see also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doner_kebab
 
Mudkips said:
You have to use a toaster over, not a microwave.
They're still shitty little pizzas, but they're edible and great for a cheap snack.

If you put them in a microwave they just turn into rubber.

Don't forget the Sriracha. Lots and lots of sriracha

Those things helped me survive half of college.
 
JoshuaJSlone said:
Not being familiar with "donner meat", until I Googled it I thought it might be a cannibalism reference. Kind of disappointed it isn't.

Same. I actually thought it was a pretty funny reference.
 
PounchEnvy said:
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Borgnine said:
Can someone please tell me what the hell this guy is talking about? It's all piris and donners and pizza collections, what is happening.

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Not being familiar with "donner meat", until I Googled it I thought it might be a cannibalism reference. Kind of disappointed it isn't.

Same
 
Yea, that plant or clusters of circles literally gives me this weird twitch/shiver in my face when I see it. It's so weird
 
Definitely looks like unmelted cheese (and whatever else they mix with it). For pizza I usually go with Pizza Nova. It mighty tasty stuff, and way ahead of Pizza Pizza and 241. Pizza Pizza is the most disgusting pizza I've ever had. Too much bread, too much cheese.
 
You know what's an interesting frozen pizza from the supermarket?

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The Inferno pizza from Lidl. It's amazingly spicy. So so hot it will numb your mouth. Goes great with cold beer.

btw, this is what it looks like baked:

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If you have a Lidl around and these are available, give it a try.
 
br0ken_shad0w said:
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The Big Mac snack wrap.

Ugh, chain franchises. There should be enough local pizza places around you that you shouldn't subject yourselves to the Pizza Hutts and Dominoes.
It's called repurposing.
 
I used to like Pizza Hut, then over maybe the last 2 years, eating it makes me puke. Like seriously 30 minutes after eating it Im full on barfing. I still like the taste though, its not nasty, I must have developed an allergen or something. Ive tried all the chains all over the city lol. I was hoping it was just one location, but its not. Ive tried 5 from Lees Summit to Blue Springs and shit.

Cant keep it down.
 
DBebm5 said:
This greeted me one day:

CPK is probably my new favorite frozen pizza in spite of this.
I can't stand CPK, both the home microwave ones and the actual in restaurant. DiGiorno is pretty good though.
 
PounchEnvy said:
Do you love it enough to eat one of those TV dinner pizzas? I'm not talking about stuff like DiGornio, I'm talking about those things like the Banquet TV dinner pizza.

If you are over 6 years old & eating that Banquet pizza, you better be damn near dying.
 
I used to weep over Dominos and Pizza Hut and Papa John's pizza boxes. Nowadays my wife cooks a killer homemade pizza, and I am a happy man. I haven't had a chain pizza in a long-ass time.
 
mac said:
Yeah, but later you realized his parents were divorced and that's why he got premade lunches.
My mom put lettuce in my sandwich rather than separating it. My bread would always end up soggy. That's why I preferred Lunchables.
 
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