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[The Faceless Master]

JBL wins WWE title...

go ahead, break something...

results;

John Cena(C) d. Booker T, Rene Dupree & Rob Van Dam

Luther Raines d. Charlie Haas

Rey Mysterio d. Chavo Guerrero [AWESOME MATCH]

Kenzo Suzuki d. Mr.Ass

Sable d. Torrie (even tho her shoulders weren't down)

Mordecai d. Sparky Plugg

Justin 'Hawk' Bradshaw(C) d. Eddie Guerrero

horrible PPV... i almost don't want to watch the UT scene

 

[karasu]

Who is JBL? (out of it)

 

[atomsk]

i havent watched smackdown related stuff in months... heh

 

[DCX]

Who is JBL? (out of it)

John Bradshaw Layfield...basically the new "IRS", redneck style. Bradshaw from APA.

DCX

 

[The Faceless Master]

UT "does the right thing"

 

[Rabid Wolverine]

JBL Champ... Fucking Bullshit..

Guess Beniot loses it also next ppv..

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Bradshaw, the fucking ACOLYTE, is the world champion now? CHAMPION of ALL of wrestling? Wow, wwe has gone to shit.

 

[The Faceless Master]

seriously, if there ever was a time to make me quit watching wrestling... this would be it... but i'm not gonna kid myself... i know i'll still watch it, i have been watching wrestling for as far back as i can remember...

 

[Memles]

My god...just...wow. This is just wrong.

 

[WasabiKing]

JBL as champ is yet another issue that is wrong with the WWE right now.

 

[Bishman]

Uhhhhh...what happened with the Undertaker?

 

[Ripclawe]

Pre Air Sat feed of Taker/Bearer.

http://iwcw.net/undertaker_kills_bearer_preair_satellite.rm

 

[DMczaf]

Pre Air Sat feed of Taker/Bearer.

http://iwcw.net/undertaker_kills_bearer_preair_satellite.rm

LMAO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *takes deep breath* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Outlaw Pro Mod]

 

[Memles]

Pre Air Sat feed of Taker/Bearer.

http://iwcw.net/undertaker_kills_bearer_preair_satellite.rm

BRILLIANT!

 

[Malleymal]

hhahahhahahahaahahahah at the practice killing

 

[dskillzhtown]

Bradshaw, the fucking ACOLYTE, is the world champion now? CHAMPION of ALL of wrestling? Wow, wwe has gone to shit.

No, he is the champ of Smackdown. The Junior Varsity. Benoit is the true champion.

 

[bishoptl]

Don't get me started on JBL as champ. Vince's cluelessness knows no bounds. Give Heyman the book already.

Um, does anyone know how to use Streambox to capture/watch these RealPlayer files without installing RealPlayer itself?

 

[WasabiKing]

I just installed RealAlternative because, in your own words, RealPlayer is the devil.

 

[bishoptl]

Sa-weeeeet, thanks man!

edit: good GOD that was hilarious!

 

[Ripclawe]

This is the reason I wanted a big dish in the backyard all these years so I can get this sort of stuff.

 

[pops619]

I didn't think Smackdown could get any worse... but it did. Oh well, I guess I'll just continue to not watch it. This whole Paul Bearer thing is insulting. They just MURDERED him. Come on, at least try to make this stuff somewhat believable.

 

[Bowser]

*shakes head*

Vince is scraping the bottom of the barrel now...

In an effort to prevent another case of ending the push of a wrestler believed to have tons of potential, WWE has new plans for Garrison Cade.

Cade, currently a RAW wrestler, will portray a character that imitates Shawn Michaels. Set to be called "H.B. Cade," the new character will get wrestling gear similar to that of HBK.

http://www.wrestlezone.com/articles/90404212.php (WARNING, DO NOT CLICK LINK WITHOUT A POP-UP BLOCKER)

 

[Kefkaff]

At the Garrison Cade gimmick

:lol: At the Undertaker video!

 

[Brian Fellows]

There was a PPV tonight?

And WTF do they see in Garrison Cade? He's almost as boring as Maven.

 

[Neo_ZX]

I can't think of a worse wrestler to get the strap. I mean first JBL goes nazi and this is how they reward him eh? Guess that whole thing was just a publicity stunt.

 

[G4life98]

There was a PPV tonight?

And WTF do they see in Garrison Cade? He's almost as boring as Maven.

you know how vince loves those big blondes.

 

[The Faceless Master]

H.B. Cade?

this has got to be a fucking joke

poor Sean O'Haire

 

[MrPing1000]

Pre Air Sat feed of Taker/Bearer.

http://iwcw.net/undertaker_kills_bearer_preair_satellite.rm

bwahhah that was great

 

[Lemonz]

In an effort to prevent another case of ending the push of a wrestler believed to have tons of potential, WWE has new plans for Garrison Cade.

Cade, currently a RAW wrestler, will portray a character that imitates Shawn Michaels. Set to be called "H.B. Cade," the new character will get wrestling gear similar to that of HBK.

I guess those rumours of certain wrestlers giving head to get ahead are true.

 

[Guzim]

 

[MrPing1000]

In an effort to prevent another case of ending the push of a wrestler believed to have tons of potential, WWE has new plans for Garrison Cade.

Cade, currently a RAW wrestler, will portray a character that imitates Shawn Michaels. Set to be called "H.B. Cade," the new character will get wrestling gear similar to that of HBK.

This would only be good if Cade was a Satanist or something

 

[LuckyBrand]

I didnt watch it last night, but will be watching it on the replay tomorrow..

i know alot of you hated bad blood, and ithought it was disappointing.. however, i ended up watching it 2-3 more times, and it grew on me.. the last match between HHH/HBK I thought was amazing,and the eugene match was hilarious..

Great american bash was worse than bad blood?

Mind you, I like the Bradshaw character and angle he is working on...

 

[pops619]

The Cade thing does sort of make sense since Michaels trained Cade. Make no mistake, Cade is one of the most bland and boring wrestlers in the WWE. I'll be surprised if he can pull this off. At least they're trying to give him some sort of character I guess. I'll take this over pregnancy and murder angles any day.

 

[mightynine]

The sat feed link is farked. Anyone save it and mind shooting me a PM so I can have a laugh?

 

[FightyF]

LuckyBrand: I think the Bradshaw angle is the best you can do with him. I think it fits him, and he performs it well.

BUT...I don't think he should be considered a top-draw. Like the Million Dollar Man, he could be a well-known wrestler, hated by many, who doesn't have to be in every main event.

Rather than posting another thread, I'll just post this in here... The latest news regarding Norman Smiley is that the WWE was impressed with his dark matches on RAW and Smackdown! (on smackdown he beat someone by chokeout! Haha) So the WWE plans to give him "tryouts". I have no idea what that entails, maybe some of you more knowledgable wrestling fans can clear that up for me. I just hope that they sign him! In the last Smiley interview I've read, he plans to retire within the next 5 years, and he hoped at that time that he would be signed on the WWE and he can retire there.

 

[Mike Works]

Norman Smiley is the funniest thing in the world, and I've never even seen him wrestle, as I never watched WCW. I'm just going off pictures.

He could revolutionize the industry as we know it.

 

[WasabiKing]

Norman Smiley is the funniest thing in the world, and I've never even seen him wrestle, as I never watched WCW. I'm just going off pictures.

He could revolutionize the industry as we know it.

In the last weeks of WCW, he had pride is wearing a TIN FOIL BELT he stole from some kid's backyard wrestling "fed." And if you hate the Norman Wiggle, you are not human!

 

[Mike Works]

In the last weeks of WCW, he had pride is wearing a TIN FOIL BELT he stole from some kid's backyard wrestling "fed."

hahahaha

 

[Pimpwerx]

I will admit. I HATED Normal Smiley and his gay ass "big wiggle" for the first few months he was on WCW. But he grew on me. The same thing with The Cat's character. That one started off sucking, but eventually became good with a push too. If they don't sign Smiley, it would be a shame. He's entertaining in and out of the ring. Certainly a million times better than JBL and the rest of the douchebags who keep getting recycled through the system. PEACE.

 

[mightynine]

If Norman Smiley comes back, he needs Tony Schiavone to be his manager just so I can hear "Nor-MAN Smi-LAY" again.

 

[Raw64life]

Norman Smiley is god.

 

[LuckyBrand]

well I am watching the WWE Great American Bash right now..

its the chavo match now, and up til now, ive loved it!

 

[Guzim]

 

[LuckyBrand]

wow, you guys are harsh!

i thought the great american bash rocked!

I liked basically every match except for the chavo one.. the JBL/Eddie match was awesome, the undertake match was great.. the cena/RVD/booker T/rene match was great..

overall i loved it... much better than bad blood, though none of the matches were as good as the HHH/HBK match, the overall program was much better.

 

[dskillzhtown]

So you liked the diva match too? You liked the Billy Gunn match? Funny that most people are saying that the chavo match was the best on the card.

 

[The Faceless Master]

I liked basically every match except for the chavo one..

up until you said this, i thought you were serious... but the obvious dislike of the best match, and arguably the only good match, indicates to me that you were making a joke post...

 

[LuckyBrand]

no serously, i have never gotten into the whole chavo storyline/matches..

the billy gun match i did like, as i have been a fan of his and his hilarious theme song for years now..


the diva match is what it is, nothing amazing.. i'd put it on par wtih the chavo match..

i cant find the other matches good? thats against the law huh.

 

[Minotauro]

up until you said this, i thought you were serious... but the obvious dislike of the best match, and arguably the only good match, indicates to me that you were making a joke post...

That's what I was hoping as well. Shit, aside from the Chavo/Rey match, I thought every match was just completely awful.

 

[WasabiKing]

the billy gun match i did like, as i have been a fan of his and his hilarious theme song for years now..

To the mod that gave LuckyBrand his tag, I applaud you!