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[qcf x2]

What is it about the Stereo Hoggz? Their vocals are horrible, what are the judges hearing? Maybe it's the TV I'm watching it on, because they sound amateur hour. It's nice that they can dance, but average vocal talent should be required.

 

[MIMIC]

He's singing Luther fucking Vandross? @_@

 

[Delio]

Sigh I cant with this.

 

[Leona Lewis]

His phrasing is so awkward. No one sings "baby," they sing "babe-h." It doesn't help that the word comes up 50 times in the song.

 

[OmniGamer]

His phrasing is so awkward. No one sings "baby," they sing "babe-h." It doesn't help that the word comes up 50 times in the song.

Stood out for me too

 

[MIMIC]

LMAO, they're gushing over THIS, too?

Holy shit. I expect them to literally start masturbating during Melanie and/or Drew's performances.

 

[Koodo]

I didn't like it. Forgettable.

He's singing Luther fucking Vandross? @_@

 

[Leona Lewis]

Where is the birth certificate? This guy's practically a senior citizen and his son's only 13 years old?

While we're at it, maybe Drew should get a background check too.

 

[Delio]

LMAO, they're gushing over THIS, too?

Holy shit. I expect them to literally start masturbating during Melanie and/or Drew's performances.

I'm trying to figure out what happened to the venom they showed last week.

 

[TurtleSnatcher]

Leroy feels genuine. I like it.

 

[MIMIC]

This Is My Now. Do I Make You Proud. Inside Your Heaven. Etc.

But it was good

 

[Koodo]

He kind felt apart towards the end when the music came in, but it was good (though not particularly exciting).

I wish he would get different glasses though.

 

[Delio]

God I havent been impressed yet. BRING ON THE TRUE STARS.

 

[OmniGamer]

Where is the birth certificate? This guy's practically a senior citizen and his son's only 13 years old?

While we're at it, maybe Drew should get a background check too.

My Dad was 48 when I was born...Dat Virility

 

[TurtleSnatcher]

Can't hear Rachel. I hate this camera and sound crew. Argh.

 

[Ducarmel]

whats with the song selections, they got no money to pick cool songs.

wtf MJ Jackson 5 comparison.

 

[Koodo]

I started liking Rachel less when I realized she's just a year younger than Drew. Girl is probably going to high school next year and acts like an eight year old.

 

[Leona Lewis]

Changing the lyrics is called "being inventive"? No Simon, it's called swiping from the UK version.

 

[qcf x2]

Where is the birth certificate? This guy's practically a senior citizen and his son's only 13 years old?

While we're at it, maybe Drew should get a background check too.

I heard "30" but I may be mistaken.

wtf MJ Jackson 5 comparison.

From the very beginning she reminded me of Stacey Lattisaw, but with a better voice.

Changing the lyrics is called "being inventive"? No Simon, it's called swiping from the UK version.

Be quiet, the grown ups are talking!

 

[Delio]

DEM SEASONS

 

[Koodo]

No one's being exciting today. It's all generic and boring and safe. I'm almost wishing Simone had gone through, at least that was catastrophically entertaining.

 

[TurtleSnatcher]

I liked Lakoda Rayne.

Good sound and they are hella hot.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

What is it about the Stereo Hoggz? Their vocals are horrible, what are the judges hearing? Maybe it's the TV I'm watching it on, because they sound amateur hour. It's nice that they can dance, but average vocal talent should be required.

This. They sounded like shit, especially at the beginning.

 

[Delio]

No one's being exciting today. It's all generic and boring and safe. I'm almost wishing Simone had gone through, at least that was catastrophically entertaining.

Insanity still has to perform

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Chris Rene struggled, too.

Is it possible we have too many of these shows and not enough singing talent?

 

[MIMIC]

I'm not liking the song choices -_-

 

[TurtleSnatcher]

Josh was ok.

The UK X Factor guy nailed that song more them him. It needs a higher pitched voice in portions of that song.

Still was ok and good

 

[Leona Lewis]

If he has her singing Whitney again I'm gonna have to defenestrate a bitch.

 

[Koodo]

Weakest performance from Josh, but he was still good and best performance so far of the night. He's also looking a bit better though still looks unwashed. I'm sure they'll commercialize his look more as the show progresses.


Also, Flopcole really cannot cry properly.

 

[TurtleSnatcher]

If he has her singing Whitney again I'm gonna have to defenestrate a bitch.

Haha at Simon contradicting that instantly in the pre song video.

 

[MIMIC]

OMG, someone shut my mom the fuck up. lol

Melanie was so good ^_^

Simon: I didn't know how good you were, although I kicked you off the fucking show

 

[TurtleSnatcher]

And holy crap Melanie just owned all the other performances so far.

 

[Leona Lewis]

Melanie was much better this week. Much more self-assured and much stronger chest voice belting.

Also, cleavage.

 

[qcf x2]

Melanie was great, no surprise there, but I'm waiting for Simon to give her some dance music.

At the rate Simon is going (saving his trump cards for later shows), I'm convinced Drew is going to sing another slow, sit-down ballad.

 

[Delio]

Melanie of course showing them how it's done.

 

[Koodo]

Why does the stage say A S T R O?

NO, STOP.


Edit: Paula spitting her drink all over the place lmao. Reminded me of cereal guy.

 

[KibblesBits]

:O

He wrote these lines?

 

[Delio]

How DARE he sing Missy.

 

[qcf x2]

Yo, this kid and his 1994 flow. What a waste of time, too bad since he's got the best stage presence by far.

 

[Leona Lewis]

I'm so glad this show doesn't have shit like "Country Week" or "Elton John Week." So pointless.

Sounds like he's repeating "Gettin' peed on." Now Nicole's talking about spitting on the mic. Brain transplant please.

 

[KibblesBits]

Is LA wearing some lip gloss or is that full on lipstick?

 

[MIMIC]

I was lovin that! =p

 

[TurtleSnatcher]

I'm so glad this show doesn't have shit like "Country Week" or "Elton John Week." So pointless.

Sounds like he's repeating "Gettin' peed on." Now Nicole's talking about spitting on the mic. Brain transplant please.

UK one does. I'm sure this will


Also hate Astro.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

I'm obviously behind --watching my DVR'd copy -- so I just watched Rachel. WTF with changing the lyrics. She sounds 5 years old.

 

[Delio]

KOREAN MEGABAND GO.

 

[MIMIC]

We are not a kids group. BUT THERE ARE FUCKING TEN OF US.

EDIT: LMAO @ the ironic lyrics.

 

[Koodo]

These kids should just stop and get their asses back to school.

 

[Delio]

I feel bad for them only because of the fucking song choice.

 

[MIMIC]

Phew. It's over.

 

[KibblesBits]

Paula, not smiling.
Simon, smiling.

I'm sure that means something.
edit: Or I'm wrong as usual. >.>