NLL 11 is just awful. It's hard, the grass is so bright that you might go blind if you look at it too long, and if you press Y it turns in to a beat 'em up for literally no reason at all. Nothing I pressed had an outcome on the fight and when it was over the ball just went back to the centre. I know nothing about Lacrosse, still, but I could appreciate College Lacrosse as something that was a decent sports game. But this? No. I was three nil down in three attacks because the opponent was relentless, and didn't have any fun with it at all. Teams aren't rated either, so there's no way of telling whether or not you're playing as a good team, or against a good team. There's just so much basic stuff that this gets wrong.
It's zombie week or something.
Zombie Poker Defence takes basically everything that's popular and puts it in a game. There's even a half naked woman for no reason at all. It doesn't really work, but is interesting enough to warrant playing. You have a round of poker, and depending on the quality of your hand, you're awarded a tower of varying degrees of power. Then zombies come and you hope your tower's good enough. It's an interesting idea, but not much more than that.
Zombie Death Zone is a twin stick that gives you about 2,000 zombies to kill from the very start. I like that. You have to fight your way through the hordes looking for some orbs or something. It could have done a better job of explaining what the point was, to be honest, and it is far too easy to die.
Undead Empire slow slow slow slow slow slow slow slow. Twin stick.
Farbles is weird. Balls fall down, you catch them in a funnel and then move to drop them into an appropriately coloured chute. That's it. That's the whole game.
Bomb Those Wheelers is decent. Four planes automatically go from left to right and back, and you press the colour that corresponds to the plane to drop a bomb. You have to drop bombs onto trucks before the trucks get to your mothership. Nice combo system that goes up every time you hit something, and gets wiped out when you miss.
Ultraviolet is... difficult to explain. I played the tutorial twice and still don't entirely know what the point is. You have to up your bar by collecting gems, by pressing A to draw them in. When the bar fills, you win. But it'll take ages. Meanwhile your opponent tries to do the same and the board tilts based on the weight of the gems on either side of it. So the more gems on your side, the closer the come, and the quicker you can draw them in, and this description is getting really boring which is probably because the game is slightly boring. It just takes so long and there's not really enough happening at any point.
Buy Help Fight Breast Cancer if you want to donate money to charity, or just donate money to charity and avoid giving Microsoft their cut. The charity gets more money, and you don't have to play this game. Everyone wins! Except Microsoft.
Udder Chaos is a shooting game where you shoot aliens in ships that are trying to abduct cows. Where did that meme even come from? It's okay, but nothing more.
Brain Jump is a series of simple challenges that are for children, or really thick people.
360 Video Poker is a boring poker game. Get Casino Nights if you want to play video poker, it's great and comes with a bunch more games.
鉄鋼歩兵 is a decent if a little slow over the shoulder shooter. Hugely customisable mech things to control.