Drinky Crow
Banned
So I traded in a bunch of old PC/Xbox games and picked up Zelda and Xevious from the NES Classic Collection for the GBA. I popped in Xevious first, racked up a 215,600 high score, and then put in Zelda. I moved Link's chubby pixel ass between bland maps and shot sword lasers at space octopuses for a little while, and then I went back to Xevious.
AWESOME.
AWESOME.