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Yo soy Kratos...

Zeenbor

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I did a search and didn't find anything... so here it goes...

www.yosoykratos.com

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Yes, there is a MOVIE!

The movie: http://www.yosoykratos.com/videoplayer.htm?protesta.wmv

It's fuggin hilarious ... but I can't understand a damn word he's saying! I need a translation... stat!
 
Some weeks ago a man said that Konami has based Metal Gear Solid 3 on him and he mentioned stupid things like he invented the CQC system and that the affair with the Boss is real an he lived it.

The man was a vulgar Street Cleaner, probably you never have heard about him until today but some people on spain knew about this strange man.

In other words, could be the same person, could be the same person. :lol
 
Nightbringer said:
Some weeks ago a man said that Konami has based Metal Gear Solid 3 on him and he mentioned stupid things like he invented the CQC system and that the affair with the Boss is real an he lived it.

The man was a vulgar Street Cleaner, probably you never have heard about him until today but some people on spain knew about this strange man.

In other words, could be the same person, could be the same person. :lol

You...Must...Link...This
 
I don't know why....but the microwave in the back is really making me crack up. The fact that this guy is claiming to be someone who fights the gods, and he still uses the old microwave to nuke his pop-tarts. Just thought it was funny.
:lol :lol :lol
 
Shouldn't the police be knocking on this guys door right about now to lock him up for killing his wife and kid and walking around covered in their ashes?
 
hahaha awesome! but damn i wish i could understand spanish!

"habla soy... bla bla bla.. POSEIDON!"haha good shit :lol

i hope david jaffe reads this thread.
 
I would say Viral, but the WhoIs on the domain doesn't really confirm much:

WHOIS Search Results for: YOSOYKRATOS.COM

Registrant:
SERGIO SEGOVIA ESPADA
FELIPE CAMPOS 5
MADRID, ma 28002
IT

Domain name: YOSOYKRATOS.COM

Administrative Contact:
SEGOVIA ESPADA, SERGIO iniboti@hotmail.com
FELIPE CAMPOS 5
MADRID, ma 28002
IT
918816055 Fax: 918816055

Technical Contact:
Hosting Aruba.it, Technical Department technical@staff.aruba.it
Piazza Garibaldi 8
Soci, AR 52010
IT
+39.57551571 Fax: +39.575515790
 
Ninja Scooter said:
i think he is saying that he actually IS kratos and sony made a game based on him.

I dont think so. It looks like he has something over his head...he's not really bald. This isn't the real Kratos
 
He has an Argentinian accent. The movie is really funny, he talks about the deal he made with "that son of a bitch Aries" :lol In the end all he says is that if you don't believe him he will chop your head off with the cyclone, posioden's rage, and a few other moves from the game (and he twirls like a fairy to simulate his fierceness). :lol
 
Here it is a full transcript of the first video: (sorry about the bad english)

"Greetings mortals I am kratos the real kratos, that warrior, that epic warrior who fought in the Sparta's war and killed hades the god of war with pandora's box. I want you to know something, this thing I'm using now(pointing to the cam) is my new pandora's box which I'm using to record a video to make a denunciation 'cause this is intolerable 'cause it isn't normal that I've sold my life to hades, to the *** ** ***** of hades and you have come, yes you, sony playstation and you've robbed my life without my permission, you're making yourself rich in my name, and that's why after living many years in the shadows, chaos sword's guardian, always chained to them, I tell you that if you don't recall the game heads will roll like they did when I cut my wife's head. I'm coming for you and if someone who is seeing this doesn't believe me I will make you the hades' reverse (stupid sounds),and if anyone has something more to say, i'll cut his head with the icarus jump, the hades' cyclon, the chaos' swords and poseidon fury's(more stupid sounds and moves)"

I hope there is this kind of people in every country, not just where I live. :lol
 
acklame said:
why am i being asked if i'm over 18 :lol
"This web contains extreme violent scenes of my past life as Kratos, if you are below 18, you better don't enter" :lol

Edit: His forum is hilarious! :lol
 
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