yoga is murder

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Who knew lying down in the dark using a blanket would be suspicion of murder suicide?

I'll make sure to go to bed tonight in bright lights, no blanket and a giant sign saying "I'm not dead".
 
Lucky no one actually died which is a real danger as soon as you call the police on anybody.

Edit: But mostly in America
 
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I've seen some folks MURDER downward dog, I believe it.
I've done yoga once in my life only because a friend opened up a studio so she asked a few us to come by and join for fun.

I had no idea what I was doing except copying whatever was shown. What the fuck is downward dog? Sounds really dumb.

Oh wait??? Women go face down and ass up? I'm now a fan!
 
At least the yoga teacher has a funny story to tell at her vegan life brewery with a holistic pint or what ever they do?!?
 
Well to be fair to who ever called the police, I'd also be a little startled if I was walking by the seaside and I saw a bunch of candles in circular formations laid across the floor, with people laying down in them at night, I too would think a ritual was taking place. Who does yoga in the dark at 9:30pm?
 
"They're [students] laying down with blankets over them, their eyes are closed. It's very dark in there. I just had candles and little tea lights lit the whole room, and I was just walking around playing my drum. I had a nice floaty top on with large bell sleeves," she said.

Good detail about the floaty top.
 
In my thirties I stopped focusing 100% on bodybuilding and started respecting my mobility and flexibility more. Yoga helped me tremendously and is now a huge staple in my fitness program that I practice nearly every day. Savasana, the final pose in most yoga sessions, means "Corpse Pose". I swear you will never feel a deeper level of relaxation than lying in this pose after an intense 45-60 min yoga session. On a hard wood floor, on a yoga Matt only a few mm thick, I'm damn near comatose.
 
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