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[Ninja Scooter]

...or reading the newspaper and you see a story about how a guy was found passed out and naked in the middle of the highway, or something? What if i did that, like just went into the parking lot of a Walmart in my underwear and fell asleep and then in the morning the cops would wake me up and be like "What the hell!?". You see, people would think im crazy, but i WOULDN'T be crazy because i would be doing it on purpose, just so that they would think i was crazy. Crazy.

 

[Bogeyker]

...and people think I'm strange.

 

[Chrono]

...or reading the newspaper and you see a story about how a guy was found passed out and naked in the middle of the highway, or something? What if i did that, like just went into the parking lot of a Walmart in my underwear and fell asleep and then in the morning the cops would wake me up and be like "What the hell!?". You see, people would think im crazy, but i WOULDN'T be crazy because i would be doing it on purpose, just so that they would think i was crazy. Crazy.

But you would be crazy for doing all that just to fool people into thinking that you're... crazy?

 

[ohamsie]

I think you should test this theory of yours. Tonight. Be sure to tell us how it goes.

 

[Seth C]

...and people think I'm strange.

You are strange.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

...and people think I'm strange.

we are not getting into that in this thread.

 

[goodcow]

What if somebody FYUTA while you're sleeping?

 

[Gattsu25]

What if somebody FYUTA while you're sleeping?

LOVE IT

 

[Sledn]

I work next to a gas station and in the mornings I see stuff like that all time. It's kinda scary because the employees are usually afraid to go home so they have to call the cops. Sleeping in the middle of the parking lot is just too weird for my taste.

Now what you should do is drive through the middle of an upper class town at 2 in the morning, blasting smooth jazz. This while you having white cake mix (no box, just the bag), a mallet, and a rather large stone under the back seat in your car. Make sure you memorize the recipe too.

*looks around* I mean I don't know who would ever do that....
*whistle whistle*

 

[Catalyst]

That's awesome. Last night when I went to Subway, I ran over their bush, and left my car parked on it. In front of it was a little garden thingy, in front of the windows, with no boundaries...so I figured I'd park a bit further up for the hell of it. They looked at me like I was crazy.