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Funny video of a guy name Kennedy. Good stuff.
http://www.greentowel.com/images/qt/GreenTowel_yourmama.mov

 

[Red Blaster]

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the air and got suck.

 

[alejob]

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the air and got suck.

Oh yeah! Well yo mama's so fat, she can't get of the ground when trying to jump.

 

[Umpteen]

Ya? Well your mamas are so fat they have to shop at stores that only carry clothing for fat people.

Your mama is so fat I have serious doubts that she could be a professional model!

 

[temp]

That was all right. I'm not cracking up or anything, but I don't feel bad about watching it.

 

[goodcow]

I'm surprised this didn't get more of a response. I enjoyed it.

 

[el jacko]

Your mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it.

I'll go watch the video.

 

[beerbelly]

I like this one:

Your mom is so hairy, you nearly died of rug-burn during birth :lol

 

[Companion Cube]

I'm not a fan of mama jokes, but this ones my favorite. Wonderful image!

Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.

 

[Lemurnator]

Your mom's like a shotgun, two cocks and she blows!

 

[Guzim]

Your mama is so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund!

 

[Outlaw]

Your moma's so fat, that I have to roll over twice just to get off of her.

 

[Red Blaster]

Yo mama's so ugly that when she went to Taco Bell, everyone ran for the border.

Yo mama's so ugly, she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she ran through the whole damn forest.

 

[Lemurnator]

Yo mamma's so nasty. She's like a hockey game.

She changes pads every 4 periods.

 

[Outlaw]

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles, traffic slows down.

 

[Attack You]

Yo mama's so old, she breast-fed your ass with powdered milk.

 

[Red Blaster]

Yo mama's so ugly, Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.

 

[Outlaw]

Yo mama's so stupid that when I asked her to buy me a color TV, she asked what color.

 

[Guzim]

Yo mama's so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!