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[PotionBleue]

You mean 15?

100 Post/page GAF is best GAF.

Doesn't it screw up links to specific pages?

 

[DaBoss]

You mean 15?

100 Post/page GAF is best GAF.

Quoting for the truth.

Spoiler

Except it is now 16 pages.

is this supposed to be a joke.

so fake.

I can't tell if this post and other posts taking those tweets are joke posts.

I hope they are.

Doesn't it screw up links to specific pages?

Only page links posted by 50ppp heathens.

 

[Oersted]

is this supposed to be a joke.

so fake.

Welcome Junior

 

[paolo11]

We need story trailers now for X. Info, release date, etc....

Even Bayonetta 2 as well.

 

[Highwind]

Amazing how one game/tweet can change the course of an entire thread.

From complete doom and despair to complete hype. Magnificant.

Quoting again:

 

[Hero of Legend]

GAF who retweeted so far?

I think:

Soraya Saga (Monolith)
JP Kellams and Hashimoto (Platinum)
Brian Davis didn't retweet but just copied and pasted the tweet into his own (Next Level Games)

 

[EatChildren]

GAF who retweeted so far?

Gabe Newell, something about "All good things come in threes."

 

[Aaron Strife]

Was there something to suggest Next Level Games will have an announcement? I'm interested in seeing what their next game is since apparently the success of Luigi has earned them Nintendo's trust with a bigger IP.

 

[vinnygambini]

Must contain my hype. Cannot let GAF hype get to me.

 

[TaiKH92]

HOLY SHIT SORAYA RETWEETED

X CONFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRMED

They better reveal the names of the characters and not the names of character classes or something like that.

 

[Voliko]

Man, this direct is shaping up to deliver, and that isn't even mentioning any potential surprises

They need to show some characters in X, I need to see that Kunihiko Tanaka goodness
<-----

 

[SkullHydra]

Gabe Newell, something about "All good things come in threes."

Yes!!!

Spoiler

You're so mean. ;_;

 

[Oersted]

Gabe Newell, something about "All good things come in threes."

You sneaky Devil.

 

[Haines]

I have my "what the fuck Nintendo that was the worst direct ever, fire Iwata!" thread ready

I think nintendo plans to please hardcore Gamers this year. Might Start seeing less fire iwata and more buy wiiu around here if they do

 

[Immaculate]

is this supposed to be a joke.

so fake.

:|

 

[Zeppeli]

Gabe Newell, something about "All good things come in threes."

Oh man!

Spoiler

Glad to hear Retro is completing their DKC trilogy.

 

[DaBoss]

Was there something to suggest Next Level Games will have an announcement? I'm interested in seeing what their next game is since apparently the success of Luigi has earned them Nintendo's trust with a bigger IP.

Brian Davis tweeted about the ND before, but he just tweeted this: https://twitter.com/GameplayDev/status/433757516908879872

 

[Schnozberry]

Gabe Newell, something about "All good things come in threes."

Just need TweetofGod to let us know Last Guardian had been bought by Nintendo for the world to devolve into riots.

 

[AvoidDaNoid]

Iwata: Hello, I'm pleased to announce our new Wii U and 3DS titles for 2014. We've finally milked Mario and Zelda to the point that they've dried up, so we used a random number generator to decide which IPs to milk next:

First up is Astyanax U. It's exactly the same as the original game, but you use potions by touching a big potion icon on the GamePad screen.

Next up: New BurgerTime coming to the 3DS eShop. StreetPass other BurgerTime players to see what sandwiches they are creating: cranberry tofu, albacore patty melt? You never know!

Finally: Metal Storm for 3DS directed by Sakurai. Fully upgradable and customizable mechs, Switch gravity and fly between the foreground and background at any time in 3D. 10 worlds with multiple levels and branching paths. Epic boss fights and online multiplayer death matches. Japan only.

Thank you for watching, and please stop sending me complaints that we neglect other IPs and only make Mario. Good night.

Aren't you hip?


Milking Mario?

Putting a 3D Mario on a console every 4 years is milking?

Milking Zelda?

Putting a Zelda out on a console every 4 years is milking?

Let me guess? You never play sequels?

 

[Funkyhamster]

The Duke-UNC basketball game tonight just got canceled, and I was wallowing in misery with nothing to get hype over. But now, in the hour of my greatest need, Iwata has given my life purpose again. Thank you based Iwata.

 

[Aaron Strife]

Gabe Newell, something about "All good things come in threes."

Must be Kingdom Hearts 3, Mother 3 and Half Life 3.

One package, 50 dollars, Wii U (which is now 200 dollars) exclusive (PS4/Xbone versions of KH canceled).

 

[Mr. RPG]

Welcome Junior

sad thing is, i expect GAF to believe it.

 

[Kriken]

Gabe Newell, something about "All good things come in threes."

3 new Team Fortress 2 hat sets?

Spoiler

I know, that was terrible

 

[Bronetta]

X AND Bayonetta 2? All my hype!

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

GAF who retweeted so far?

 

[javac]

Hopefully we don't get any boxed cancer of any sort :$

 

[hal9001]

I can't wait. Feels like a mini e3 every time with these directs.

 

[Mr. Wonderful]

Really only a good surprise e-Shop release could probably excite me out of this.

 

[AniHawk]

Gabe Newell, something about "All good things come in threes."

pikmin 3, after all these years

 

[Zeppeli]

Hopefully we don't get any boxed cancer of any sort :$

Chemotherapy Direct?

 

[ffdgh]

I can't wait. Feels like a mini e3 every time with these directs.

Poor yamauchi

 

[Oersted]

Chemotherapy Direct?

QoL. It all makes sense now.

 

[anaron]

Man, this direct is shaping up to deliver, and that isn't even mentioning any potential surprises

They need to show some characters in X, I need to see that Kunihiko Tanaka goodness
<-----

Amen! I want to see that signature sharp nose style in HD

 

[Domdev]

I think nintendo plans to please hardcore Gamers this year. Might Start seeing less fire iwata and more buy wiiu around here if they do

I know this won't happen but if they announce a big title that's releasing this fall and bring their online system up to live/psn levels than I'm sure there would be a lot more positive outlook on gaf. Unfortunately it seems like they are more interested in health products.

Oh, also a streaming service for all nes, snes and n64 games with promise of GameCube games coming later. -> I wish.

 

[Sammy Samusu]

https://twitter.com/sorayasaga

 

[foxuzamaki]

Avatar edited to reflect X hype! If anyone else wants it, here's the pixel logo I made:

EDIT: 1:1 version:

Would you mind putting it behind this avatar?

 

[JinjoUnchained]

Milking Mario?

Putting a 3D Mario on a console every 4 years is milking?

Milking Zelda?

Putting a Zelda out on a console every 4 years is milking?

Let me guess? You never play sequels?

I'm just playing, Noid. I'll never get sick of playing Mario, but surely we can both see where people call it milking when you've got NSMB2, NSMB U, and NSLU in less than a year, right? But I'll always get Mario and Zelda on Day 1. I was more making fun of those people who complain about it and also making fun of how random Iwata can be. We're on the same page here.

 

[Instro]

X.gif part 3.

 

[Chindogg]

From the ashes of tens of Nintendoomed threads, the hype train returns to give NintendoGAF a glimmer of hope before reality comes crushing back.

Spoiler

FUCK IT ALL ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARD WOOOO WOOOOOOOOOO

 

[BLACK AMERICAN PSYCHO]

I got 5$ on the bayonetta 1 port, it just has to happen.

 

[PadWarrior]

 

[KojiKnight]

Wait wait wait... I stopped checking on this thread for a couple hours and we have real hype material? I tried looking over the last few pages, but can I get a run down? Or is it just Soraya currently? Not that that's not enough mind you.

 

[Riki]

X.gif part 3.

The third part is always the best.

Wait wait wait... I stopped checking on this thread for a couple hours and we have real hype material? I tried looking over the last few pages, but can I get a run down? Or is it just Soraya currently? Not that that's not enough mind you.

Some people from Platinum as well.

 

[Kouriozan]

No X or Bayonetta, they can do better than that

 

[javac]

https://twitter.com/sorayasaga

This girl is on fire
She's walking on fire
This girl is on fire

 

[BakedYams]

WHAT THE HELL 4CHAN! I DON'T WANNA SEE PAPER MARIO LIKE THIS! NOT LIKE THIS! JUST GIVE ME THOUSAND YEAR DOOR 2 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

 

[Demon Lizardman]

Pretty sure that's some kind just making stuff up to fuck with us. They have to show more footage of X.

 

[foxuzamaki]

JP Kellams(@PG_JP) retweeted. Hope we get a release date.

omggggg

 

[Oersted]

Wait wait wait... I stopped checking on this thread for a couple hours and we have real hype material? I tried looking over the last few pages, but can I get a run down? Or is it just Soraya currently? Not that that's not enough mind you.

Kellams (Bayo writer) and Soraya retweet, Next Level tweeting about the ND.

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

No X or Bayonetta, they can do better than that

I knew it was bullshit after "Year of Yoshi".