Nintendo Direct Feb 13, 2014 Thread | 3DS/Wii U Spring games

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Oh, I remember that. They all looked like a ghost appeared when Iwata spoke.
 
YOOOO!! This thread exploded, lol!!!! Only 30 min left!

I'm fucking ready!! :D

Got my drinks, got my food, got my music, am freashly showered... LEZZ DO THIS!!!!
 
4:59 PM - MAXIMUM HYPE

5:00 PM - Direct starts/ GAF crashes

8:00 PM - GAF is back online

Gotta love them directs putting the servers to good use. LOL
 
Thinking about worst case scenario

  • After hype and a new video featuring footage we've already seen spliced together into a video package, Sakurai announces that Ridley makes his debut as a stage hazard.
  • Iwata comes out and announces Mario 500. He says this isn't an evolution of the old game concept Mario 100, that it's called Mario 500 cause it's the 500th Mario game and Nintendo is proud to announce Mario 500th game with this exclusive title. It involves Mario save Peach from Bowser as he traverses levels.
  • Zelda U is announced, it's actually a mini-game compilation based off Zelda dungeons with a story
  • Metroid is announced to NOT be coming out for the Wii U till 2020.
  • Reggie appears, anounces his retirement
  • Iwata introduces the Wii U depend. Now you can take Wii U and take a shit without having to sit in the bathroom
  • Iwata announces they are never going to make another F-Zero or Star Fox game again. Please understand.
  • Retro announces that are making Donkey Kong Counter Returns: Bongo Buzz. You play bongos to traverse through levels playing as Kiddy Kong
  • Pokemon Online for the Wii U is announced. It's a facebook-style app for Pokemon lovers that can communicate to each other through a very poor-graphic and dull landscape similar to the Kingdom Hearts mobile games.
 
One thing I do like about this late night Direct (yurop lol) is the fact I have some late snacks ready to go. Large glass of Pepsi and some Hamkas chips. Hmmm

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