EmCeeGramr
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Kaz: Boss, there's a new recruit here I'd like you to size up.
Boss: Kaz, I don't have time to vet every greenhorn that signs up for Diamond Dogs.
Kaz: I think you'll be a little interested in this one, Boss.
Boss: Fine. Let me test him out. Step forward!
???: Yes sir!
*a bunch of CQC shit*
Boss: You're decent... but nothing special. And you left yourself wide open in a spot a soldier doesn't want to leave unprotected! *strikes ??? in the crotch*
Boss: Sorry, but on the battlefield you fight underhanded if it wi- what?
???: No, I'm sorry, Boss! *flips Big Boss*
Boss: Eurgh... nice throw. But how did you... don't tell me!
Kaz: Yep. He's part of a mysterious mercenary group that all has the same... condition. His codename... is Farewell Sausage.
Boss: Kaz, I don't have time to vet every greenhorn that signs up for Diamond Dogs.
Kaz: I think you'll be a little interested in this one, Boss.
Boss: Fine. Let me test him out. Step forward!
???: Yes sir!
*a bunch of CQC shit*
Boss: You're decent... but nothing special. And you left yourself wide open in a spot a soldier doesn't want to leave unprotected! *strikes ??? in the crotch*
Boss: Sorry, but on the battlefield you fight underhanded if it wi- what?
???: No, I'm sorry, Boss! *flips Big Boss*
Boss: Eurgh... nice throw. But how did you... don't tell me!
Kaz: Yep. He's part of a mysterious mercenary group that all has the same... condition. His codename... is Farewell Sausage.