Subject: Dear Chosen Undead,
Dear Chosen Undead,
Umbasa!
Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I got your contact from the Firekeeper in Majula. I prayed over it and selected your name among other names due to it's esteeming nature and the recommendations given to me as a reputable and trust worthy undead I can do business with and by the recommendations I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business.
I am Cromwell The Pardoner; the only Great Great Great Great (etc.) Grandson of the late Oswald of Carim. My father was a very important Pardoner. Using a time and space warping White Soapstone, he secretly called me to Lordran and told me that he has a sum of 12,500,000 Souls (Twelve Million, five hundred thousand Souls) left on the corpse of a hollow. However, it is guarded by a very vicious bunch of Undead Pigs who are demanding that I pay 125,000 Souls to advance. Why can the Pigs talk andfor what they would need Souls, I do not know; but this is the situation I find myself in.
Sir, we are honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways.
1) To provide a 125,000 to pay of the greedy Pigs.
2) To serve as the guardian of the 125,000,000 souls since I have a crippling gambling addiction.
Moreover Sir, I am willing to offer you 15% of the sum as compensation for effort input after the successful acquisition of this fund. Please feel free to contact me via the email address:
cromwellthepardoner@ubinscammed.com
Anticipating to hear from you soon.
Thanks and Praise the Sun!
Best regards
Cromwell The Pardoner