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[Robot Pants]

In The Lord of the Rings movie, Gandalf says, "Show us the meaning of haste" to this horse.

Ah ok now I get it.
Very good

 

[fastford58]

Holy hell at that first post.

 

[stormer]

Show us the meaning of Haste

 

[NysGAF]

I thought this would be about someone from the band.

+1 on nailing the first reply.

 

[BroDudeGuy]

Show us the meaning of paste

I am in tears, well done.

 

[UraMallas]

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How did you do this. Fucking genius.

 

[Kerned]

Of all the great first posts I have seen, this is the greatest. Close the thread, shut down the forum.

 

[Spring-Loaded]

This is first-post Mecca. All first-posters must Hajj here

 

[makingmusic476]

Steamlord must be feeling so awesome right now.

That goddamn first post.

 

[Zaptruder]

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winner winner horse dinner.

 

[Meier]

Steamlord hit a walk-off. Think I found the perfect gif.

 

[MattKeil]

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[SiegfriedFM]

What about Viggo's horse? I always found it so sweet that he bought his own horse since they bonded so well, and then he went and bought Arwen's horse for the NZ stunt woman who couldn't otherwise have afforded it.

 

[Wag]

J-E-L-L-O!

 

[Monocle]

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Sweet damn. Lock the thread, delete all other replies. You can't improve on perfection.

 

[Aranath]

What about Viggo's horse? I always found it so sweet that he bought his own horse since they bonded so well, and then he went and bought Arwen's horse for the NZ stunt woman who couldn't otherwise have afforded it.

I didn't know about that. Really awesome of him.

 

[B-Dubs]

I didn't know about that. Really awesome of him.

He's a classy dude when he's not trolling Orlando Bloom.

 

[freenudemacusers]

rip shadowfax. show us the meaning of paste.

 

[Shaanyboi]

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oh.... oh no that... that's not.... awww maaaan

 

[Shadownet]

Why did I assume Shadowfax was a GAF username?

Were you thinking of me?

Back on subject. Roam free in the afterlife you majestic creature.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Show us the meaning of paste

Edit :beaten

 

[LaserBuddha]

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Edit :beaten

You are playing a dangerous game here, sonny.

Just walk away.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

You are playing a dangerous game here, sonny.

Just walk away.

Lol I was totally kidding.

Edit: how could I miss a first post followed by 2 pages of quotes of that same post?
Just my failed attempt at humour.

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

Well going by rumors of how horses were treated on the Hobbit, he did well for himself.

 

[threetri333]

RIP The Lord of All Horses

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Well going by rumors of how horses were treated on the Hobbit, he did well for himself.

What rumors?

 

[RobbieNick]

25 years is a very long life for a horse.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

25 years is a very long life for a horse.

25 is average. 35 is long. 25 would be like a 12 yr old dog.

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

What rumors?

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/11/19/27-animals-died-during-making-of-the-hobbit-say-handlers/

This was the first article I could find on it, but there are others. Not sure if it's true, but I remember reading a similar article close to when the first Hobbit movie came out.

edit: and according to that article, not all the dead animals were horses as I had previously remembered, but some were.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/11/19/27-animals-died-during-making-of-the-hobbit-say-handlers/

This was the first article I could find on it, but there are others. Not sure if it's true, but I remember reading a similar article close to when the first Hobbit movie came out.

edit: and according to that article, not all the dead animals were horses as I had previously remembered, but some were.

But still... SMH if true.

 

[Ambient80]

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Ok folks, we're done here. Call Al Gore, the Internet has reached it's goal, and can now be shut down.

 

[2345425]

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*applauds*

 

[Mariolee]

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I had no idea about the horses getting turned into glue, but once I did I guffawed. Good show sir, good show.

 

[Paper Sparrow]

Show us the meaning of paste

I will surely go to Hell...

 

[BouncyFrag]

I will surely go to Hell...

 

[AnathemicOne]

Show us the meaning of paste

You magnificent son of a bitch

 

[peanutbutterlatte]

Show us the meaning of paste

 

[TCRS]

Show us the meaning of paste

 

[Divius]

Aw that is sad, but the first post made me happy again.

 

[Yoshichan]

... paste?

 

[thenexus6]

Show us the meaning of paste

 

[Nicktendo86]

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Holy shit

 

[Kikarian]

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i cant breathe

 

[The One and Done™]

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Drive to deep right aaaaand goodbye!

 

[Blood Red Sky]

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Fuck a duck.

 

[Ian]

I'm not going to quote it again, but that is the best damned first post I've ever seen. Well done that man.

 

[bggrthnjsus]

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ahahahahahahaha so perfect

 

[DieH@rd]

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[Windu]

Can't stop staring. For hours....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9RFb8xXZlk

 

[jufonuk]

Made me look up the Gandalf Thread, awesome.