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[tokyostomp]

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/04/dominos_replaces_pizza_dough_with_fried_chicken_be.php

Domino's is now going with the "fuck it, you're gonna kill yourself anyway" option and piling pizza toppings on top of breaded fried chicken. Also most of them have bacon on top, presumably because it's cheaper than arsenic.

Don't kill me XiaNaphryz!

 

[TemplaerDude]

I don't even see the chicken.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

En route now, I'll let you know

 

[Stabby McSter]

I was trying to think of what I was gonna eat for dinner. Thanks, OP!

 

[Delta Assault]

...Layer that on top of a pizza.

 

[Camp Lo]

 

[SwiftDeath]

Dominoes Specialty Chicken versus KFC's Double Down

Two over the top meals walk into the arena but only one can be crowned biggest cardiac arrest inducing behemoth!!!!

 

[thefit]

...Layer that on top of a pizza.

oh shiiiiiiii

 

[Curtisaur]

I want to vomit.

 

[happypup]

yup, I would eat that.

 

[Riki]

Stop ruining good food....

 

[Kallor]

I want to vomit.

me too

 

[cdyhybrid]

God bless the United States of America.

 

[SyaraSystem]

Dominos takings classes from the Subway School of Turn Shit Nobody Eats Into A Pizza.

 

[Lamel]

Honestly I wouldn't trust any type of meat from Dominoes or any other fast food pizza chains. Small amounts for toppings are okay, but this seems like a recipe for the shits/food poisoning of some kind.

 

[NervousXtian]

Dominoes Specialty Chicken versus KFC's Double Down

Two over the top meals walk into the arena but only one can be crowned biggest cardiac arrest inducing behemoth!!!!

I never got the uproar over this, because if you popped a bun on it nobody would have thought twice about it. White bread buns aren't exactly healthy at all.

 

[styl3s]

Stop ruining good food....

Domino's would have to actually make good food first.

 

[OJdaKiller]

Diarrhea cha, cha, cha....

When you're sliding into first and you feel that juicy burst...diarrhea..

But seriously, looks awesome, but it's Domino's, so it's probably just average at best.

 

[PaulExcellent]

My ass hurts already.
Exciting~

 

[SwiftDeath]

I never got the uproar over this, because if you popped a bun on it nobody would have thought twice about it. White bread buns aren't exactly healthy at all.

It is a sandwich made almost entirely out of meat sans some sauce?

It's more the audacity of calling it a sandwich I suppose

 

[Camp Lo]

Domino's would have to actually make good food first.

Wut? Domino's been on top of the franchise pizza tier for a while now.

Now they're pulling some Taco Bell moves

 

[Data West]

That's too much.

 

[.GqueB.]

A slice of dominos pizza is 8 points on weight watchers. 8!@!!@! I get 35 a day.

This looks delicious.

 

[ShdwDrake]

Ill tell you how it is GAF. Just confirmed I can order this.

 

[gazele]

Domino's would have to actually make good food first.

Huh? Have you tried dominos pizza in like the last 6 years? And what's your definition of good food?

Gotta try this

 

[-MD-]

It would already take a lot for me to order something from Domino's, but I'd have to be pushed to my absolute limits to order chicken with pizza toppings from them.

 

[terrisus]

...Layer that on top of a pizza.

This.

Still though, definitely going to try it.

Huh? Have you tried dominos pizza in like the last 6 years? And what's your definition of good food?

Gotta try this

Obviously things like this vary, but, Dominos in the town I'm in now is significantly worse than Dominos in the town I used to live in 3 years ago.
So, can't specifically say it's worse now, as opposed to just this place being worse than the other, but still, I can hardly stand their pizza now - and that's quite an accomplishment.

 

[DrFunk]

En route now, I'll let you know

lol goddamn

 

[Slermy]

I'm not going to lie. Spicy Jalepeno PIneapple sounds pretty good.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

En route now, I'll let you know

I love that this got posted like a minute after the OP

I'm imagining like Tom Cruise from Mission Impossible typing this shit, racing down to Dominos

 

[Parallax]

The onion coming through like nostradamus in this piece

 

[styl3s]

Huh? Have you tried dominos pizza in like the last 6 years? And what's your definition of good food?

Gotta try this

What's YOUR definition of good food? Domino's is bottom of the barrel pizza. If Little Ceasers didn't exist, Domino's would be the Taco Bell of Pizza.

Terrible sauce, terrible crust. It's mediocre pizza.

Wut? Domino's been on top of the franchise pizza tier for a while now.

Now they're pulling some Taco Bell moves

Top of what? Pizza Hut and Papa Johns are both superior.

I would rather a frozen Totino's party size then a Domino's Pizza which is more of an insult to Totino's because their pizza is actually pretty decent.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Don't kill me XiaNaphryz!

I had linked to it in the chili dog stuffed crust pizza thread already, so no worries. ;P

 

[kick51]

no thanks dominos, i'll just call you when i need a shitty pizza. you don't need to like try to have other kinds food...

 

[hbkajshdvfbkjhvgkahsgdfka]

Now put that in a shawarma and then put that shawarma in a burrito and maybe I'll consider it.

 

[BlackGhost]

Lol at the quote. I see myself trying this at some point •_•

 

[digita1alchemy]

The only thing ever worth getting at Dominos is their handmade pan pizza, and hot damn is it good.

 

[Fracas]

I'll try anything once. Though it honestly sounds pretty damn nasty.

 

[SwiftDeath]

The only thing ever worth getting at Dominos is their handmade pan pizza, and hot damn is it good.

Seven dollars and 99 cents of goddamn bliss

 

[terrisus]

If Little Ceasers didn't exist, Domino's would be the Taco Bell of Pizza.

Have you tried their Deep Deep Dish pizza yet?
It's $3 more, but it's really pretty good.

Spoiler

Their Cheesy Bread and Crazy Bread are still the real reasons to go there though

 

[Lord of Castamere]

I'm waiting for the day they just fry a whole damn cow a la Aqua Teen, fills it with cheese wraps it in dough, and rolls it in pepperoni. Replace the cow with a chicken or duck and you've got a restaurant. Trademark that shit.

 

[Camwi]

Huh? Have you tried dominos pizza in like the last 6 years? And what's your definition of good food?

Gotta try this

Yep, ever since Dominos changed their recipes and ingredients, they're so much better than the other major pizza chains.

 

[f0nz0]

This is awesome for those on keto

Edit: oops just checked again and it's breaded chicken... Carry on..

 

[nhlducks35]

The only thing ever worth getting at Dominos is their handmade pan pizza, and hot damn is it good.

And put some white sauce on it

 

[Fracas]

What's YOUR definition of good food? Domino's is bottom of the barrel pizza. If Little Ceasers didn't exist, Domino's would be the Taco Bell of Pizza.

Terrible sauce, terrible crust. It's mediocre pizza.


Top of what? Pizza Hut and Papa Johns are both superior.

I would rather a frozen Totino's party size then a Domino's Pizza which is more of an insult to Totino's because their pizza is actually pretty decent.

Dude, you've gotta try the spinach and feta artisan pizza there. I don't really eat fast food anymore that that pizza is straight up awesome.

 

[TheChewyWaffles]

What's YOUR definition of good food? Domino's is bottom of the barrel pizza. If Little Ceasers didn't exist, Domino's would be the Taco Bell of Pizza.

Terrible sauce, terrible crust. It's mediocre pizza.


Top of what? Pizza Hut and Papa Johns are both superior.

I would rather a frozen Totino's party size then a Domino's Pizza which is more of an insult to Totino's because their pizza is actually pretty decent.

Hey them's fightin words

 

[styl3s]

Yep, ever since Dominos changed their recipes and ingredients, they're so much better than the other major pizza chains.

They made their cardboard tasting crust taste like over seasoned cardboard.

Their sauce is still shit as is their crust and overall dough. It's shitty pizza and the only way i would ever buy a pizza from there is if my only 2 options were Little Ceasers and Dominos and honestly i would probably end up going to Little Ceasers and end up buying a bunch of crazy bread.

Have you tried their Deep Deep Dish pizza yet?
It's $3 more, but it's really pretty good.

Spoiler

Their Cheesy Bread and Crazy Bread are still the real reasons to go there though

Crazy bread is great.

I don't know if i have had deep dish from Ceasers, i haven't had pizza from there in like 6-7 years. I have had almost every pizza iteration from Dominos and they are all fucking awful.

Dude, you've gotta try the spinach and feta artisan pizza there. I don't really eat fast food anymore that that pizza is straight up awesome.

Freschetta pizzas are half the price and 10x better.

 

[jwk94]

Just ordered. Bless you, OP.

 

[BigDug13]

What's YOUR definition of good food? Domino's is bottom of the barrel pizza. If Little Ceasers didn't exist, Domino's would be the Taco Bell of Pizza.

Terrible sauce, terrible crust. It's mediocre pizza.


Top of what? Pizza Hut and Papa Johns are both superior.

I would rather a frozen Totino's party size then a Domino's Pizza which is more of an insult to Totino's because their pizza is actually pretty decent.

When was the last time you had one? A few years ago they changed their crust, they changed the quality of their toppings. You can select types of sauce, and make sure you get hand-tossed. It's the one with the garlic flavor. White sauce, hand-tossed-garlic crust, bacon, chicken, mushrooms, yum!

Everything you said about them used to be true years ago. Now they shit all over other chains like Pizza Hut or Papa Johns. You can even get sliced italian sausage instead of just the balled up sausage bits.

 

[Laieon]

If this isn't proof that there's a god, I don't know what is.

Top of what? Pizza Hut and Papa Johns are both superior.

I would rather a frozen Totino's party size then a Domino's Pizza which is more of an insult to Totino's because their pizza is actually pretty decent.

Papa Johns is absolutely terrible, just god awful. I've gotten food poisoning from their terrible pizza twice. As far as chains go, you can't beat Pizza Hut or Dominos (especially their artisan pizzas).