We have a challenge for Retro. In Donkey Kong Country Returns 3, create a story where Donkey Kong gets dong cancer. Imagine the drama of a vulnerable Donkey Kong still persisting on his quest for bananas despite his illness. It needs fleshing out, no pun intended, but we guarantee that the gaming world would be shocked, stunned, and moved by the effort to make Donkey Kong's character more meaningful.If you don't get this new generation of Donkey Kong madness, then you are stupid. Yes, that's insulting, but it's also the truth.