Dear Girls Who Are (Finally) Ready To Date Fedoras: We Don't Want You Anymore, M'Lady

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FortuneFaded said:
How do jerks like this even get dates in the first place? I'm a legitimate nice guy, who does nice things without expecting anything back, and women won't go out with me.
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Do you have an Audi and/or a maxed out credit score? Those would must certainly help you out and would elevate you above those jerks.
 
bigb0ss said:
These nice guys actually would make awesome husbands/dads, but these "nice" traits make them seem like door mats in the western world. They can find a good women from other cultures like Asian/African women who appreciate them (not only the financial stability).
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Yeah, I mean you already love anime and japanese culture, you should just move there! You'll fit right in!
 
I get it though, now that you’re on the downside of 30, the wrinkles are starting, the body is sagging and you have stretch marks and that c-section scar from pushing out that bad boy’s rugrat. I know it was impossible to see that that deadbeat irresponsible jerk was actually a deadbeat irresponsible jerk, but that’s not my problem. While you were waiting for those texts that never came I was busy getting my career in order and maximizing my credit score. Now my biggest issue is deciding which color Audi I’m going to buy. Why in the world would I choose to take on you and your problems?

In your twenties you barely gave me the time of day. Meanwhile you were jumping in bed with any guy with a neck tattoo or a prison record. Why would I date you? I know where you’ve been, and I hope you’ve been tested. From the trail of bad boys and the mistreatment you tolerated, no, invited into your life and seeing all the drama you created for yourself, I can only conclude that you don’t need a nice guy, you need therapy! I’m a simple guy and like my life uncomplicated. You are the human embodiment of drama and chaos, I’d have to be crazier than, well… YOU to take on your baggage.
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Why the fuck would anyone want to date someone like this? Let me talk copious amounts of shit and insult this girl because...
 
Dat title change...
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I feel like I used to be bitter like this asshat. It's best to not give a damn and put that crap behind you. This phuckin' guy is clearly not nice nor competent, holding such a grudge.

Another thread to use at the congress hearing on why the internet is a most terrifying, amazing thing.
 
Lmao the resentment of women oozes out of my computer screen.

It's so thick I could probably taste it. It's disgusting...just like the guy who wrote this.
 
If you wanted to spite them, then just go date their ex or something. Leaves a much better message than writing a blog that amounts to "Oh now you want me? Well, too bad!"
 
SenorArdilla said:
If you wanted to spite them, then just go date their ex or something. Leaves a much better message than writing a blog that amounts to "Oh now you want me? Well, too bad!"
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Dating a guy just to get back at a girl seems a bit extreme.
 
RiggenBlaque said:
Yeah, I mean you already love anime and japanese culture, you should just move there! You'll fit right in!
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It's doesn't even have to be Japanese women. I know a few "nice" guys who don't know about videogame/internet culture, but they still get the nice guy treatment. They just didn't have luck with western women, and ended up marrying women from another cultures who are completely in love with them and appreciate how kind they are.

One of my good friends had his share of fun with girls when we were younger. He ended up marrying a Vietnamese girl, because he loved how she treat him and her ideas for a family.

These nice guys just need to expand their search for romance. Plenty of other girls in other cultures would love to have a romantic dinner like the one in the first post.
 
Folks spend too much time obsessing over people that's not right for them. And they can't be convinced otherwise. Oh well..learn the hard way. (and that goes for everyone)
 
Yeah, yeah, it's a petty article, but I have a hard time believing that all gaffers are so cool and emotionally adult that they've never experienced similar feelings in a moment of weakness. Granted that's different then dwelling on it continuously and writing a bitter essay to share with the world. Still, throw away the specifics about the restaurant etc. etc. and tell me that you've never once felt that cold hard ambivalence towards a girl who only decides they want you once you've moved past them. Because that really is a son of a bitch.
 
I lol'd at this:

I get it though, now that you’re on the downside of 30, the wrinkles are starting, the body is sagging and you have stretch marks and that c-section scar from pushing out that bad boy’s rugrat
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She's THIRTY, not 60.
 
Future Foundation said:
Why the fuck would anyone want to date someone like this? Let me talk copious amounts of shit and insult this girl because...
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He is very bitter, though if the girl tried it settle for that guy but never really like him and there's drama everywhere because she is unhappy. Then I'll say bail the hell out to the dude. Seems like a he said/she said kind of thing.
 
Haha, makes me think of Harold in The Stand beating off alone in his tent with sweet visions of Frannie dancing in his head...

Dumbass.
 
$100 ribeye makes it sound fake, but I have no doubt many guys harbor this kind of resentment and I expect almost none of them had a date with an attractive girl who likes bad boys to begin with.
 
Blader said:
I lol'd at this:



She's THIRTY, not 60.
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One of the things that the esteemed theorists in some parts of the manosphere posit is that women's appearances peak sometime in their late teens / early twenties, and that everything afterwards is just straight downhill into haggardness and despair. Of course, this is just another way they oppress the Nice Guys, because they spend all of the brief, brief time that they are beautiful and desirable riding the Cock Carousel (it's a technical term) with various Alphas, and they only settle for the Nice Guys (the Betas) once they've decided to settle down and become old and ugly, once again inflicting pain and suffering on the poor Nice Guys.
 
It doesn't sound like he liked her very much, other than to complain about the things that she does and the people she is involved with. I feel like there isn't much more that can said about this nice guy shit anymore, especially after the last few weeks on Gaf, but my God it is horrendous. You are not nice. You are insecure and possessive at best.
 
bigb0ss said:
It's doesn't even have to be Japanese women. I know a few "nice" guys who don't know about videogame/internet culture, but they still get the nice guy treatment. They just didn't have luck with western women, and ended up marrying women from another cultures who are completely in love with them and appreciate how kind they are.

One of my good friends had his share of fun with girls when we were younger. He ended up marrying a Vietnamese girl, because he loved how she treat him and her ideas for a family.

These nice guys just need to expand their search for romance. Plenty of other girls in other cultures would love to have a romantic dinner like the one in the first post.
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Ugh stop spouting this racist crap about the submissive Asian wife
 
Winterfang said:
He is very bitter, though if the girl tried it settle for that guy but never really like him and there's drama everywhere because she is unhappy. Then I'll say bail the hell out to the dude. Seems like a he said/she said kind of thing.
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i would be truly shocked if any part of this post describes actual real-life events and not just some weird masochistic fantasy on the part of the fedora writing it
 
Wait, he said she was texting someone the whole evening, he complained about her "bitching," but then goes on to say he enjoyed her company.

What exactly did he enjoy? The fact that he found her physically attractive?
 
Mumei said:
One of the things that the esteemed theorists in some parts of the manosphere posit is that women's appearances peak sometime in their late teens / early twenties, and that everything afterwards is just straight downhill into haggardness and despair. Of course, this is just another way they oppress the Nice Guys, because they spend all of the brief, brief time that they are beautiful and desirable riding the Cock Carousel (it's a technical term) with various Alphas, and they only settle for the Nice Guys (the Betas) once they've decided to settle down and become old and ugly, once again inflicting pain and suffering on the poor Nice Guys.
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Wow, wow. That is just so wrong.

edit: I don't understand how Nice Guys can think this way
 
bigb0ss said:
It's doesn't even have to be Japanese women. I know a few "nice" guys who don't know about videogame/internet culture, but they still get the nice guy treatment. They just didn't have luck with western women, and ended up marrying women from another cultures who are completely in love with them and appreciate how kind they are.

One of my good friends had his share of fun with girls when we were younger. He ended up marrying a Vietnamese girl, because he loved how she treat him and her ideas for a family.

These nice guys just need to expand their search for romance. Plenty of other girls in other cultures would love to have a romantic dinner like the one in the first post.
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Lmao this is so gross
 
perfectchaos007 said:
Did Amy Schumer start the "M'Lady" trend on GAF when referring to romantically awkward gentlemen?

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I've seen the use of m'lady over on Reddit for a long time (it's common in the /r/cringepics and /r/cringe subreddits, which are full of screengrabs of 'Nice Guys' in their various forms). I think it probably originally stems from some copypasta or other from a few years ago.

Doesn't matter where it came from, it's funny as hell. I'm not exactly the smoothest guy around, but at least I'm not a full-on 'Nice Guy' simp like the people who write these articles (assuming it's not satire - and really, I kind of hope it is, since it saddens me that people could be so fucking bitter...)
 
"I enjoyed your company and treated you like a queen"

"You bitched and moaned about your ex bf and texted him all night"

Huh. Sounds more like Fedora Fred here was pontificating and didn't notice how bored his date was. Who am I kidding, this never happened.

Protip: don't buy girls expensive things to get them to sleep with you. Going to a nice restaurant should be a culinary reward for both of you or a celebration of a special occasion, not a classy analogy for spinning rims.
 
Mumei said:
They're basically the lesbian separatist wing of the Men's Rights Movement, except without the political homosexuality.
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I stumbled onto a podcast of women MRAers.

It's uh, yeah. Women (including lesbians) that were ostracized by the pretty and popular girls and somehow associate modern feminism with them, that they're all airheads in fake glasses who are changing an environment that they had to adapt to by saying "vagina" and "rape" over and over.
 
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