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[StickSoldier]

He is butthurt but that women is also a bitch. Both idiots. She was plain disrespectful didling her phone and taking a free meal.

He's butthurt because he just wants someone to love him, but beacuse he is overweight, fucking people judge him. So like I said, you ones that judge on physical appearance and make us feel bad, just wait until you see what you become because it's not going to be pretty, i promise you that

 

[pompidu]

He's butthurt because he just wants someone to love him, but beacuse he is overweight, fucking people judge him. So like I said, you ones that judge on physical appearance and make us feel bad, just wait until you see what you become because it's not going to be pretty, i promise you that

I dodnt say anything about physical appearance.

 

[StickSoldier]

I dodnt say anything about physical appearance.

Then mr. all mighty, please tell me why you think hes butthurt? You must live his life right? Fucking please, get out of here with your fucking nonsense

 

[The Living Tribunal]

"Well, I've got concert tickets on thursday, but what are you doing Saturday night? There's this great exhibit we can go to at the local college, and afterwards we'll grab some tapas, maybe take a walk along the beach and we can get to know each other better,"

Ok

 

[freenudemacusers]

Then mr. all mighty, please tell me why you think hes butthurt? You must live his life right? Fucking please, get out of here with your fucking nonsense

wait are we still making jokes

 

[G-Fex]

This is hilarious to read.

It only needs a linkin park song to accompany it.

 

[Mesoian]

He is butthurt but that women is also a bitch. Both idiots. She was plain disrespectful didling her phone and taking a free meal.

To be fair, I guarantee that if he asked her sternly to put it away, she would have seen him as way more desirable in the long run.

She sounds like she was never in the mindset for proper romance, but damn dude, you have to try. And trying is not just letting things happen because being forward will upset her. I have ENDED dates where the girl refused to get off her phone for whatever reason.

 

[fuzzyset]

Who goes to a five-star restaurant for the first date?

 

[StickSoldier]

wait are we still making jokes

I'm MOTHER FUCKING SERIOUS! THis is no fucking joke

You guys see it around, theres hope.

 

[diaspora]

Guys, look at these fucking pathetic fucks that say nice guys are the ones who are fucking up. This pieces of shit dont know crap and they try to preach to us how to live OUR lives, when they are most fucking disgusting things on the Earth.

Shame on all you FUCKING RETARDS that cant feel an ounce of a compassion for you fucking brothers and sisters. This whole time you thought that race was a reason to fight, religion was a reason to fight, but none of that matters because as long as evil spirits like you live on this earth, we will kill eactother.

So everyone, if you see these fucking sorry ass trolls calling the OP and pos, turn it back on those guys. A nice guy isn't pretending to be nice, its to feel love for one another regardless of your gender or race. None of that matters.

But i will say one thing. For all you negative nancies that have been bringing down the people that wanted Love, you will suffer for putting us through Hell for many years. Thats all I will say

You seem upset.

 

[StickSoldier]

You seem upset.

No, I'm sad. I'm sad that people treat each other like this. You must be upset because thats all you can say you fucking joke

 

[Zuhzuhzombie!!]

Guys, look at these fucking pathetic fucks that say nice guys are the ones who are fucking up. This pieces of shit dont know crap and they try to preach to us how to live OUR lives, when they are most fucking disgusting things on the Earth.


Shame on all you FUCKING RETARDS that cant feel an ounce of a compassion for you fucking brothers and sisters. This whole time you thought that race was a reason to fight, religion was a reason to fight, but none of that matters because as long as evil spirits like you live on this earth, we will kill eactother.

So everyone, if you see these fucking sorry ass trolls calling the OP and pos, turn it back on those guys. A nice guy isn't pretending to be nice, its to feel love for one another regardless of your gender or race. None of that matters.

But i will say one thing. For all you negative nancies that have been bringing down the people that wanted Love, you will suffer for putting us through Hell for many years. Thats all I will say

Oh look, it's a Nice Guy.

 

[braves01]

Who goes to a five-star restaurant for the first date?

He said he's worried about deciding what color Audi to get, so I'm sure five-star meals are actually pretty ordinary for him.

 

[Sai-kun]

Guys, look at these fucking pathetic fucks that say nice guys are the ones who are fucking up. This pieces of shit dont know crap and they try to preach to us how to live OUR lives, when they are most fucking disgusting things on the Earth.


Shame on all you FUCKING RETARDS that cant feel an ounce of a compassion for you fucking brothers and sisters. This whole time you thought that race was a reason to fight, religion was a reason to fight, but none of that matters because as long as evil spirits like you live on this earth, we will kill eactother.

So everyone, if you see these fucking sorry ass trolls calling the OP and pos, turn it back on those guys. A nice guy isn't pretending to be nice, its to feel love for one another regardless of your gender or race. None of that matters.

But i will say one thing. For all you negative nancies that have been bringing down the people that wanted Love, you will suffer for putting us through Hell for many years. Thats all I will say

 

[StickSoldier]

Oh look, it's a Nice Guy.

LOL yes show yourselves you fucking evil spirits. We see you, it's too late. People are fighting and your time is out. So try to relax because the things i'm seeing, you'll never understand

 

[thekad]

Did Dirk go 4-14 again?

 

[rtcn63]

I always wanted an Audio Quattro. Pieces of shit from what I've read, but I've seen one in the city, and they're so kawaii. Ashes to ashes yo.

 

[deejay8595]

Dayum.

btw "Pls respond" is the best meme in a long while.

Pls respond has been out for a while. New to Gaf though. Used primarily on Bodybuilding.com's site.

 

[Zuhzuhzombie!!]

So try to relax because the things i'm seeing, you'll never understand

Man I got my own fucking problems and a neckbeard ain't one of them.

 

[StickSoldier]

Did Dirk go 4-14 again?

Like i give a fuck, he's my idol because he showed me that you dont have to be evil to be famous. I believed in him

 

[H.Protagonist]

It is and it isn't. There's often a desire for some sort of reciprocation, i.e. be nice to others and they'll at the very least not be dicks to you down the line. Which I've learned is rarely ever true. (Or maybe I just have bad luck) I make people laugh, puff up their confidence, and there's always a few who'd take advantage of my fedora-ness and bully me, put me down to make themselves look and feel better.

It sometimes seems as if people don't appreciate you for just... not being an ass.

People who put others down are dicks, and fair exchange of courtesy is best, of course, but you want people to give you kudos for being a normal, decent human being...? It's a baseline, man. Not something you get extra points for.

 

[Cow Mengde]

You had your chance on our first (and only) date. I held the door open for you and bought you dinner at that 5-star restaurant you so slyly worked into the conversation. You looked amazing and I went all out to impress you. You walked through the door I held open for you without a thank you or really any acknowledgement of my little gesture.

I asked you about your hopes and dreams and listened to you bitch about your ex-boyfriend as you ordered that $100 bone-in ribeye and the wine with the fancy vintage you just had to try. You finished the wine but took most of the steak home in a doggy bag. I only now realize that it was the ex-boyfriend you were texting all evening, I hope he enjoyed the steak I bought him. By the way that “emergency call” you got after dinner didn’t fool anyone. I’m not stupid, unlike most of the guys you’ve dated.

I was wonderful to you, I was a gentleman. I treated you with respect, like a lady deserves to be treated. I enjoyed your company and you had my full attention. I didn’t expect anything in return except a chance to win your heart. I’m stable, I’m a good provider, I want marriage and kids in my future. I’m the man of your dreams, but you couldn’t see that. Or maybe you just didn’t care. You were pretty preoccupied with your texting.

What? How do you know from a single date? A little presumptuous. If this guy was the perfect man for her, they probably wouldn't have just gone on a single date. Hell, I'm blown away this guy even got one date. You sure she even knows they were on a date? What if he thinks it's a date, while she thinks they're just going out to eat and hangout as friends?

 

[freenudemacusers]

LOL yes show yourselves you fucking evil spirits. We see you, it's too late. People are fighting and your time is out. So try to relax because the things i'm seeing, you'll never understand

 

[StickSoldier]

Man I got my own fucking problems and a neckbeard ain't one of them.

I know, you have something much deeper than that. You just want what makes you feel this sick happiness, and the only way to fill that meter is by berating your own kind. So just to let you know, you'll have many more problems after this.

As a matter of fact, its only you that will pay, it's every fucking asshole in here making this about the guy who just wants someone to accept him, but your so worried about what he looks like and wears that you just cant see a person for what they are, and thats love. So you guys can laugh all you want at the OP, but he will finish before you fucks and I PROMISE YOU THAT!

 

[Mesoian]

He said he's worried about deciding what color Audi to get, so I'm sure five-star meals are actually pretty ordinary for him.

I mean, it could be yeah. It's kind of interesting being a geek and going to geeky events these days now that I've moved out of my 20's and seeing how many guys fit the nice guy description, but have a LOT of money because they've been so hard nose focused on their careers.

 

[diaspora]

You must be upset because thats all you can say

That makes perfect sense.

People who put others down are dicks, and fair exchange of courtesy is best, of course, but you want people to give you kudos for being a normal, decent human being...? It's a baseline, man. Not something you get extra points for.

This. "Nice guy" nonsense are things you do as a normal person, not as a special fedora-wearing flower.

I know, you have something much deeper than that. You just want what makes you feel this sick happiness, and the only way to fill that meter is by berating your own kind. So just to let you know, you'll have many more problems after this.

 

[EatinOlives]

Who goes to a five-star restaurant for the first date?

That's the dumbest part. Going to a five-star restaurant for a first date won't do anything for you. Unless you're both in the upper class, you don't look any better for paying a super expensive meal. If the girl is "nice" it'll make her uncomfortable that on a first date the guy is spending ridiculous amounts of money on her, and it throws red flags that he's going to simp the shit out of the relationship.

If a girl super happily accepts a five-star meal from a guy living way below those means, she's probably just looking for a free meal and the guy was never in the running, regardless if he's Nice.

And for the guy, if you spend $100 on the girl (not even including your meal), if the date goes poorly it'll feel far worse. Why the fuck would you put yourself at such a risk?

 

[oneils]

The women described by the writer don't exist. What a silly article. It is pure fantasy. Wish-fulfilment, is what this is.

 

[sixteen-bit]

lol @ the new thread title

 

[rtcn63]

It's a baseline, man. Not something you get extra points for.

I don't expect people to drop to their knees and offer me fellatio. But I seem to be surrounded by assholes. Co-workers who've attempted to assault me for not doing their work for them, college mates who were so in love with themselves that presenting a logical, opposing opinion would cause them to lose their shite. They were so used to yes men. Bosses who I busted my butt for, only to have them treat me like crap for the very people who bullied me. I'm unemployed partly because of others, so I'm very very salty.

 

[Cromat]

People who put others down are dicks, and fair exchange of courtesy is best, of course, but you want people to give you kudos for being a normal, decent human being...? It's a baseline, man. Not something you get extra points for.

Exactly. No one ever chooses to spend time with a person simply because that person is courteous. You seek value in others so you should offer value yourself, and that value cannot be being polite.

 

[DominoKid]

if he didn't take her to a 5 star restaurant i'd actually feel sorry for him. dude is a clown for doing that.

 

[StickSoldier]

That makes perfect sense.


This. "Nice guy" nonsense are things you do as a normal person, not as a special fedora-wearing flower.

Look at this sad man. LOL, it's pretty amusing how much hatred you feel when you see people feeling compassion. FUck off you joke

For the life of me, I will never understand why millions of people seem to think of dating and relationships like a game, in which you have statistics (confidence, "thirst," whatever the fuck) and where you need to employ pre-planned strategies in order to get desirable results.

When I was a teenager, I met girls. I liked some of them. I hung out with some of them. I dated some of them. Some of them I wound up liking, some of them I didn't. Some of them wound up liking me, and some of them didn't. It was fine. I just build (or tried to build) normal human relationships by interacting with other humans like a fellow human. You know: telling stories and jokes, doing fun things, enjoying each other's company. Whatever the fuck.

Eventually I met a woman who I liked a whole lot. Luckily, she liked me a fair bit, too. So we dated. And we hung out and did a bunch of fun stuff together. And then we decided to get married. And that was that.

The dude from the article is an absolute nutter. So are all of the "pick-up artist" losers. And I'm even skeptical of the advice on the last page, according to which you're supposed to seem mildly disinterested before ultimately asking her for motherfucking tapas.

WHY NOT JUST BE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING!?

This thread shows you the answer to that question. Because of evil people in here, hating on a guy who just wants a person to love him. Thats why. We can't fix ourselves until we rid this world of people who don't love another person because of body.

 

[TunaMarshmallow]

For the life of me, I will never understand why millions of people seem to think of dating and relationships like a game, in which you have statistics (confidence, "thirst," whatever the heck) and where you need to employ pre-planned strategies in order to get desirable results.

When I was a teenager, I met girls. I liked some of them. I hung out with some of them. I dated some of them. Some of them I wound up liking, some of them I didn't. Some of them wound up liking me, and some of them didn't. It was fine. I just built (or tried to build) normal human relationships by interacting with other humans like a fellow human. You know: telling stories and jokes, doing fun things, enjoying each other's company.

Eventually I met a woman who I liked a whole lot. Luckily, she liked me a fair bit, too. So we dated. And we hung out and did a bunch of fun stuff together. And then we decided to get married. And that was that.

The dude from the article is an absolute nutter. So are all of the "pick-up artist" losers. And I'm even skeptical of the advice on the last page, according to which you're supposed to seem mildly disinterested before ultimately asking her for tapas.

WHY NOT JUST BE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING!?

 

[G-Fex]

fedora tipping for everybody.

Now bring out your dinner so we can instagram it

 

[CPS2]

Pls respond has been out for a while. New to Gaf though. Used primarily on Bodybuilding.com's site.

Yeah looks like it has been around for a while... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Please respond

I want to get me some please respond mugs and shirts.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I know, you have something much deeper than that. You just want what makes you feel this sick happiness, and the only way to fill that meter is by berating your own kind. So just to let you know, you'll have many more problems after this.

As a matter of fact, its only you that will pay, it's every fucking asshole in here making this about the guy who just wants someone to accept him, but your so worried about what he looks like and wears that you just cant see a person for what they are, and thats love. So you guys can laugh all you want at the OP, but he will finish before you fucks and I PROMISE YOU THAT!

I remember my first beer

 

[Mesoian]

The women described by the writer don't exist. What a silly article. It is pure fantasy. Wish-fulfilment, is what this is.

I mean, no they do. The problem is he thinks that her attitude is some sort of preconceived idea of villainy propagated by the female agenda to enfeeble men who are just looking for something good in their lives. He took a girl who was acting kind of like a bitch out on a date and it went south. Happens 60 million times a day to all sexes and genders. You have to learn to brush experiences like that off so you don't poison your own well.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I remember my first beer

i think it's sparks

 

[diaspora]

I’m the man of your dreams

What? How do you know from a single date? A little presumptuous. If this guy was the perfect man for her, they probably wouldn't have just gone on a single date. Hell, I'm blown away this guy even got one date. You sure she even knows they were on a date? What if he thinks it's a date, while she thinks they're just going out to eat and hangout as friends?

The best part about that line is just the absolute brazen hubris.

Look at this sad man. LOL, it's pretty amusing how much hatred you feel when you see people feeling compassion. FUck off you joke



This thread shows you the answer to that question. Because of evil people in here, hating on a guy who just wants a person to love him. Thats why. We can't fix ourselves until we rid this world of people who don't love another person because of body.

No, no. People here are point out how asinine it is for someone to presume themselves to be the "nice guy" while at the same time also not pining for reciprocated love but assuming that they're deserving of it and to not do so is somehow bad.

 

[StickSoldier]

I remember my first beer

As a matter of fact scooter, i'm sober as hell. But yes, keep making jokes, you see whats happening around the world. You're scared. Its okay, just accept whast going to happen

 

[Surface of Me]

For the life of me, I will never understand why millions of people seem to think of dating and relationships like a game, in which you have statistics (confidence, "thirst," whatever the fuck) and where you need to employ pre-planned strategies in order to get desirable results.

When I was a teenager, I met girls. I liked some of them. I hung out with some of them. I dated some of them. Some of them I wound up liking, some of them I didn't. Some of them wound up liking me, and some of them didn't. It was fine. I just built (or tried to build) normal human relationships by interacting with other humans like a fellow human. You know: telling stories and jokes, doing fun things, enjoying each other's company. Whatever the fuck.

Eventually I met a woman who I liked a whole lot. Luckily, she liked me a fair bit, too. So we dated. And we hung out and did a bunch of fun stuff together. And then we decided to get married. And that was that.

The dude from the article is an absolute nutter. So are all of the "pick-up artist" losers. And I'm even skeptical of the advice on the last page, according to which you're supposed to seem mildly disinterested before ultimately asking her for motherfucking tapas.

WHY NOT JUST BE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING!?

Define normal.

 

[Byakuya769]

Dirk aint winning shit this year.

 

[Dai101]

Somewhat, someone actually snapped!!

EDIT: Aw, he got b& and i just went for popcorn.

 

[rtcn63]

Exactly. No one ever chooses to spend time with a person simply because that person is courteous. You seek value in others so you should offer value yourself, and that value cannot be being polite.

I er... you guys lost me. I never said anything about kudos, just reciprocation of common decency. Is that really too much to ask for? Particularly in situations when you have no choice but to socialize with others- school, work.

EDIT: Wait, I did say "appreciation", but I didn't really mean it in the way you all think. I think.

 

[jon bones]

couldn't even finish reading that

jesus

 

[TunaMarshmallow]

Define normal.

There's a massive range of what could count as a normal, non-affected, authentic human behavior. I have nothing particular in mind.

But, you know, just not this shit when one thinks of interpersonal romance as an adversarial game involving ploys, and tactics, and tricks, and so on.

 

[Mesoian]

The dude from the article is an absolute nutter. So are all of the "pick-up artist" losers. And I'm even skeptical of the advice on the last page, according to which you're supposed to seem mildly disinterested before ultimately asking her for motherfucking tapas

1.) You're missing the point, it's not about making yourself appear less interested, it's about showing this person of interest that there's more to you than doting on them. It's about showing them that you're a well rounded person who isn't looking for someone to complete them.

2.) Whatchu got against Tapas? Tapas is delicious and cheap, they're great first date spots. From a strictly finacial standpoint, you can get a really good meal at a tapas joint for the same cost as going to a fast food restaurant. It's great.

StickSoldier
Banned

Welp.

 

[freenudemacusers]

mods pls

banned too soon

 

[Shaanyboi]

This is hilarious to read.

It only needs a linkin park song to accompany it.

CRAAAWWWLING IIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIN
THESE WOUUUUUNDS THEY WIIIIILL NOT HEEAAAAAAAAL