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have physics gone too far?

dead or alive boobs? please, this is the real sexy

 

[BGBW]

It hasn't gone far enough until Wario's gut realistically jiggles with every bump in the road.

 

[Marjar]

First Nintendo game with an AO rating confirmed.

 

[Greenzxy]

lol high performance mustache!

 

[komplanen]

Mustache wobble sounds like something you do in a cheap motel and never tell anyone afterwards.

 

[foxuzamaki]

that slomo part is so good, so much detail and it just looks awesome in slow motion, for some reason the part where peach is blowing a kiss in slomo left a impression on me(not in that way)

 

[EBE]

weird. hes driving head on in part of that gif. id expect it it flap back against his cheeks, not up and down.

maybe its not a real mustache but some sort of appendage he can control

 

[Broken Joystick]

Call of Duty can only imagine having similar Next Gen Moustache Physics™

 

[Rolf NB]

Clearly no other system on the market right now could ever hope to achieve such splendor.

 

[Tan]

weird. hes driving head on in part of that gif. id expect it it flap back against his cheeks, not up and down.

maybe its not a real mustache but some sort of appendage he can control

One step at a time.

 

[Hindl]

 

[wakajawaka]

This reminded me of that Simpsons episode the Flanders move to a new city.

 

[G.O.O.]

I'm pretty sure that mustaches don't work like that

 

[Nibel]

Man, that "I don't give a fuck" expression during the moustache waggle

Sexy stuff Salsa

 

[ohlawd]

if Crytek ever manages to get Nintendo's moustache tech and intergrate it into their frog tech, holy fuck.

 

[Deleted member 125677]

fappalicious!

 

[Samurai_Heart]

Nintendo patents moustache wobble, developers can not use the tech until 15 years after ala d-pad =P

 

[Salsa]

I'm pretty sure that mustaches don't work like that

I mean, the sides of Mario's moustache were always represented as a handlebar non-attached to face kinda thing

it checks out

 

[Ape]

...ok

 

[alr1ght]

Baked on mustache physics. It's always flapping in the wind.

 

[Extra Sauce]

"Mario Motors"? After all these years he finally sold out.

 

[Kai Dracon]

Look, moustaches really mean something at Nintendo.

In the Mario & Luigi games, moustaches are a friggin' stat.

 

[RangerBAD]

It's not going to be gratuitous enough until chubby cheeks jiggle physics engine.

 

[Zebra]

I know this thread is all about that moustache but damn the kart looks great.

 

[Vandiger]

Odd, make the hat move too.

 

[Deleted member 125677]

Look, moustaches really mean something at Nintendo.

In the Mario & Luigi games, moustaches are a friggin' stat.

Yeah! I still haven't figured out what they do after 12 hours of playing ML SS for the first time on VC :/

 

[Unknown Soldier]

Look, moustaches really mean something at Nintendo.

In the Mario & Luigi games, moustaches are a friggin' stat.

Wat

 

[ohlawd]

...ok

damn, moustache got him legit shook.

 

[Nugg]

We've gone too far.

 

[Salsa]

Yeah! I still haven't figured out what they do after 12 hours of playing ML SS for the first time on VC :/

bigger chance of "lucky" hits in battle

basically a crit stat

 

[atr0cious]

Clearly no other system on the market right now could ever hope to achieve such splendor.

Agree with this.

I was merely enjoying the direct til I saw this

Then my jaw dropped.

 

[BGBW]

Should also note that Mario's moustache has more polygons than a genome soldier.

 

[Mauricio_Magus]

Wat

 

[Captain Europe]

He's got so much swag.

 

[Deleted member 125677]

bigger chance of "lucky" hits in battle

basically a crit stat

Use your stache to get lucky, huh?

 

[NotLiquid]

We can't stop until we get Waluigi pelvic thrusting in 1080p HD.

 

[Busaiku]

Things have gotten too out of hand.

 

[daydream]

Any gifs for a.. *ahem* Waluigi kinda guy, Salsa? Asking for a friend.

 

[Unicorn]

It hasn't gone far enough until Wario's gut realistically jiggles with every bump in the road.

Yessss

 

[AdanVC]

If you look closely, you can even see Mario's hat wobbling as he moves slightly up and down! It's not like he has his hat glued to his head anymore. Dat attention to detail, man.

 

[jaypah]

Agree with this.

I was merely enjoying the direct til I saw this

Then my jaw dropped.

Is that Yoshi bike's hand reaching out during the turn or am I trippin?

 

[ohlawd]

Is that Yoshi bike's hand reaching out during the turn or am I trippin?

you ain't trippin' dawg

what you're seein' is the real bizzness.

 

[TheRealTalker]

...and before The Order 1886 moustache comparison for the console mustachio warz

 

[zeioIIDX]

Now if only they can implement the hat wobble.

 

[jaypah]

you ain't trippin' dawg

what you're seein' is the real bizzness.

I said damn!

 

[ZealousD]

Confirmed. Its a rubber moustache.

 

[TheRealTalker]

Team Ninja is the secret devs working exclusively on the moustache

 

[FlashbladeGAF]

 

[Yoshichan]

God I hate when Mario rides Yoshi.

 

[Killer]

Someone post DK's hair wobble pls.

God I hate when Mario rides Yoshi.

HOT!