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[Serpentine]

they have a heavy metal circus theme. this is insane

i fucking love it

 

[Alucard]

REBEL'S ASS.

Also...

That was a near-perfect intro for The Menagerie.

COME IN
ENTERTAIN
FREAK
LEAVE

 

[somedevil]

What? I was really hoping he'd go to NXT.

Welp. Not chance for that now.

It's not him he is joking. The clown is a wrestler from Canada. Also kaz is jobing his way out the door.

 

[Spider from Mars]

I just want 2 hours of Spud and THE MENAGERIE

 

[Alucard]

This Bully/Dixie thing is sooooo stupid. LOL.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

whose that??

 

[Alucard]

they have a heavy metal circus theme. this is insane

i fucking love it

YES.

 

[Alucard]

I just want 2 hours of Spud and THE MENAGERIE

 

[Spider from Mars]

'card, THE MENAGERIE is going to save TNA

I love Spud

 

[Alucard]

'card, THE MENAGERIE is going to save TNA

Can't overexpose them, though. Gotta use them in a timely fashion. They're the X-FACTOR. Start Impact with them next week, please!

 

[Serpentine]

Crazy Steve & The Freak for new tag team champions

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Guys, there's irony and then there's this.

Spoiler

Impact is on in 20 minutes where I am.

 

[Alucard]

Seriously though, The Menagerie is totally awesome.

AND OH SHIT SPUD. LOOOL. Dammit, BULLY! NOT SPUD! THROUGH THE TABLE!

 

[Serpentine]

fuckin willow

 

[Alucard]

Crazy Steve & The Freak for new tag team champions

I'm down for this.

TNA should just become a freak show. Watching this Willow promo now...IT COULD WORK, GUYS. Just have a bunch of freaks, weird anime characters, and just OUT THERE shit ala Chikara but more carnie. I'D WATCH IT.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

YES.

Fuck off, that's the girl I went to high school with.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Knux- World Champ
Rebel- Knockouts Champ
Crazy Steve- X-Factor Champ
The Freak and Steve- Tag Champs

 

[Ithil]

whose that??

Kalisto, formerly Samuray Del Sol on the indies.

 

[Serpentine]

I'm down for this.

TNA should just become a freak show. Watching this Willow promo now...IT COULD WORK, GUYS. Just have a bunch of freaks, weird anime characters, and just OUT THERE shit ala Chikara but more carnie. I'D WATCH IT.

yes PLEASE

 

[Alucard]

Knux- World Champ
Rebel- Knockouts Champ
Crazy Steve- X-Factor Champ
The Freak and Steve- Tag Champs

Stilts guys - concessions workers in the aisles

I WANT MORE. NEED MORE OF THE MENAGERIE.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

I'm down for this.

TNA should just become a freak show. Watching this Willow promo now...IT COULD WORK, GUYS. Just have a bunch of freaks, weird anime characters, and just OUT THERE shit ala Chikara but more carnie. I'D WATCH IT.

And Dixie Carter!

 

[Spider from Mars]

And Dixie Carter!

Trixie and Spud can dress like RIngmaster's

Alucard, we need to buy TNA

 

[Alucard]

Fuck off, that's the girl I went to high school with.

 

[Serpentine]

they're still doing these ONO PPVs?

how long til they forget that Bram has an ironclad contract

 

[Plywood]

Fuck off, that's the girl I went to high school with.

And you didn't hire her? smh vinny mac you are slippin

 

[Spider from Mars]

I don't even like wrestling anymore. I just like THE MENAGERIE

 

[Man God]

Trixie and Spud can dress like RIngmaster's

Alucard, we need to buy TNA

Dixie could pull off a passable Mad Moxxie...

 

[Deleted member 47027]

And you didn't hire her? smh vinny mac you are slippin

She has no experience. She was also the girl who leaked those Mortal Kombat Remake HD pics the other day and I tripped the fuck out.

And also the girl that was celebrating her "26th" birthday when I was 30, and she's a year older than me.

 

[Alucard]

Trixie and Spud can dress like RIngmaster's

Alucard, we need to buy TNA

I'm saving up for a house, but this could be worth it.

I have to say, having The Menagerie followed up by Willow has me pretty hype. It feels different and otherworldly. Just...everyone going out of their minds. High energy stuff that I'd love to see every week.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Dixie could pull off a passable Mad Moxxie...

You are hired

 

[Alucard]

I don't even like wrestling anymore. I just like THE MENAGERIE

TWEET IT OUT, BRO! I JUST DID!

"The Menagerie are FANTASTIC! @IMPACTWRESTLING I want them on my TV every week! TNA should just become a carnie promotion! I'D WATCH IT!"

 

[Alucard]

The crowd is now ENERGIZED because of The Menagerie. #MenagerieEffect

 

[Zach]

I know you guys have all been wondering "where is Zach?? I love his chronological wrasslin' grades!" Fear not! I am now including Clash of the Champions in the grades, which means I have to briefly go back in time to 1988. The good news, though, is that...

Starrcade '83: A Flair for the Gold - B
Starrcade '84: The Million Dollar Challenge - C
WrestleMania - B-
The Wrestling Classic - D+
Starrcade '85: The Gathering - C
WrestleMania 2 - C+
The Big Event - C-
Starrcade '86: The Sky Walkers - C+
WrestleMania III - B-
Starrcade '87: Chi-Town Heat - C+
Survivor Series '87 - C-
Bunkhouse Stampede '88 - C-
Royal Rumble '88 - C-
Clash of the Champions I - B+
WrestleMania IV - C
Clash of the Champions II - C+
The Great American Bash '88 - B
SummerSlam '88 - D
Clash of the Champions III - C-
Survivor Series '88 - D
Clash of the Champions IV - C+
Starrcade '88: True Gritt - B
Royal Rumble '89 - F
WrestleMania V - B-
WrestleWar '89 - C
The Great American Bash '89 - B+
SummerSlam '89 - C
Halloween Havoc '89 - C+
Survivor Series '89 - D+
Starrcade '89: Future Shock - C+
Royal Rumble '90 - D+
WrestleWar '90 - C
WrestleMania VI - B
Capital Combat: The Return of Robocop - B-
The Great American Bash '90 - B-
SummerSlam '90 - D
Halloween Havoc '90 - C-
Survivor Series '90 - D+
Starrcade '90: Collision Course - B-
Royal Rumble '91 - D+
WrestleWar '91 - C+
WrestleMania VII - D+
SuperBrawl - C-
The Great American Bash '91 - F
SummerSlam '91 - C-
Halloween Havoc '91 - B-
Survivor Series '91 - D
This Tuesday in Texas - C
Starrcade '91: Battlebowl - C-

...I'm done with 1988! On to Clash V!

 

[Spider from Mars]

Bram is hot as fuck too.
He should be a carnie.

 

[Alucard]

Bram is hot as fuck too.
He should be a carnie.

Absolutely.

SPUD SHOULD BE A JUGGLER. A JUGGLER IN AWESOME SUITS.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Absolutely.

SPUD SHOULD BE A JUGGLER. A JUGGLER IN AWESOME SUITS.

Dixie should be a queen and spud her court jester.

 

[Alucard]

Bram?

More like...DAMN.

 

[Man God]

Storm and Gunner look like kin now, it's very weird.

 

[Serpentine]

here we go!

 

[blackaroni]

Bram?

More like...DAMN.

#AllBramEverything

Couldn't help but laugh at Willow with that voice.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

She was also in this shitty video called "Honky Tonk Badonk-A-Donk"

 

[Spider from Mars]

Hey Bryan, take notes on how to do long hair and a beard like a badass.

#AllBramEverything
#THEMENAGERIE

 

[Alucard]

Dixie should be a queen and spud her court jester.

OMG this is so fucking good. I'm legit serious. PEOPLE WOULD WATCH IT. Bank on it.

Also, best champion in pro wrestling right now coming out!

EY gives no fucks, people. And he's like YOU AND ME.

 

[Alucard]

MVP laying the sarcasm and smarmy shit on THICK.

 

[Macho Madness]

Thursday nights once NXT is over, this thread basically becomes unreadable.

 

[Serpentine]

SWERVE

ATOMIC HEAT

 

[Alucard]

Thursday nights once NXT is over, this thread basically becomes unreadable.

THE MENAGERIE.

The MVP turn also received a legit angry response from the crowd. Came off better than the spoilers let on, but I'd still like to hear his justification.

 

[Man God]

What ever happened to Miss Assmaster?

 

[Macho Madness]

They sweetened the crowd. Big time.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

THE MENAGERIE.

The MVP turn also received a legit angry response from the crowd. Came off better than the spoilers let on, but I'd still like to hear his justification.

hmm I don't remember her booty looking like that. she's been working hard.