Worst cover/poster fails

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What photoshop flops have you seen in game covers/posters ?!

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I just saw this image on another thread, and holy s*hit....what is wrong with his face ?! Also is he holding an M4 shotgun ?! And those ears /neck...

I dunno, the cover was a product of its time. It just screams cheesy horror which what resident evil 1 pretty much was. A B movie survival horror game. Plus its eye catching. How could you not look at that cover and not wonder wtf that game is about. Since the cover is a lot of things the casual consumer first sees I think it does its job of standing out.
 
I really like art that looks like it was drawn or painted by a human being and not generated by a computer. Even when it's kind of bad. Hence:

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This was always my (least) favorite PS1 era cover.

I like this picture :(


It's not as if it's on Rob Liefield territory. I love the artstyle, even if it's a dumb pose.

Yep, poor lil system got right fucked in the cover art dept so often....
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Awww, c'mon, this is charming!
 
These types of threads can never be complete without North American Ico.

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I will never know why they decided to transform Ico into a bratty, blank-staring doofus and Yorda into a giant purple-eyed, dark-haired ghost head. Especially when the game's own director painted this, which was used as the cover art everywhere else.
 
I don't see how it's a fail. They wanted something way different as a cover to a shoot em up game, something that would stand out.

And it stood out for years so much people don't even know what the hell the actual game looks like.

So it's more of a success if you post it here like so many have posted in many similar threads in the past.

Touche
 
It doesn't feature the game's logo, nor the main character.

Btw it was made by a Gaffer.
The logo is there, it's just near impossible to see because it's brown and blurs into the background.

Also, it looks like a shooter. There is nothing to indicate it's a fighting game. Even something like Ultra Street Fighter IV at least has a guy in a karate gi.
 
I remember seeing this in '92 and being like "what the hell?!" and then laughing at how stupid it was. It's a ridiculous cover but that doesn't make it good. What possible qualities does it have outside of being notoriously bad?

This is an old man playing banjo on the cover of an "hyperspace" shmup. What could possibly not be awesome about it?
 
what the story behind Phalanx anyway?

does the banjo playing old man have any significance?

Nope. Not the slightest. In a recent (?) interview the publisher said they wanted something original in the ocean of shmups at the time. They happened to see this photo of an old man playing banjo and...here it is. So random.
 
what the story behind Phalanx anyway?

does the banjo playing old man have any significance?

I've asked this before too! We want answers!

It believe it is purely a form of shock marketing to get you to look at the cover because no other space shooter would include such bizarrely, unrelated image on the box.

This is an old man playing banjo on the cover of an "hyperspace" shmup. What could possibly not be awesome about it?

I think what you mean is "awesomely terrible" to which I would agree. It is awesome at just how ridiculous it is. It's certainly not awesome because of its esthetics.
 
Nope. Not the slightest. In a recent (?) interview the publisher said they wanted something original in the ocean of shmups at the time. They happened to see this photo of an old man playing banjo and...here it is. So random.

It believe it is purely a form of shock marketing to get you to look at the cover because no other space shooter would include such bizarrely, unrelated image on the box.

thats rad.
definitely doesnt deserve to be in this thread then.
 
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Now i can't get that damn tune outta my head.

The guy in that picture looks like a simpleton.

These types of threads can never be complete without North American Ico.

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I will never know why they decided to transform Ico into a bratty, blank-staring doofus and Yorda into a giant purple-eyed, dark-haired ghost head. Especially when the game's own director painted this, which was used as the cover art everywhere else.

Presumably Sony assumed it wouldn't sell unless it had an angry boy on the front?


Those are wonderful. I love how in the first one he's fighting a guy with a ushanka (OBVIOUSLY BAD GUY!) and in the second he's flexing his muscles. So bad.

Photoshop fail:
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What am I supposed to be seeing here?
 
Pet Vet thread? Pet Vet thread.

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I still wonder if THQ originally stole a random nude shot off the net, considering they clearly attempted to Photoshop those purple clothes on her.



Phoenix Games had balls of steel when it came to completely ripping off Disney stuff. I think that's what eventually killed them after pumping out close to 100 PS2 games in the space of two years.


It's the creative use of scale required to get both a horse and a budgie to be prominent in the background that makes me laugh, either it's close up and the horse is a dwarf variety with nothing below it's knees, or it's far away and the budgerigar is about the size of a seagull. But yes, the photoshopped purple blanket or whatever the hell this 'vet' wears to work is funny too.
 
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