Straight White Boys Texting

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FYI for those upset about the politics of the blog title, it's apparently not about targeting a particular race or demographic. Appreciate the name could be better chosen but I think it's pretty innocent and doesn't deserve your offense:

Straight White Boys texting said:
The name of this blog is just going off the very old tumblr joke that “straight white boys don’t know how to sext and always ruin the mood by saying things like ‘haha and then what (;’”. So the name choice was more for the recognition of what this blog is about than anything, it is especially not meant to say that only straight white males send messages like that. So to all the people who asked, yes feel free to submit messages from people of all orientations and races.
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Also, FWIW, some of those guys would be prosecuted in the UK - sexual harassment plain and simple. Are US laws not upto scratch on this?
 
These things escalate quickly.

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Also, I feel like I've seen something like this before.

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What ever happened to 'sugar momma' guy who was going to see some rich woman he met online and became the result of a neogaf.gif post?
 
TxdoHawk said:
Lots of Tinder ones, as expected. Who would've figured a dating app based entirely around looks* would produce results like this?

* -
Yes, you can tap for a profile, but almost no one adds one...and I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who bothers reading them.
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False chech out the tinder thread.
 
Is this how straight white boys text? Because gay ones on grindr talk the same. Only they have a higher chance of getting a more favorable reply back. Or a penis picture.
 
I think the point is that there's like no quality control for when dudes flirt with women, doubly so if you're a straight white guy because, well, straight white guys get away with anything pretty much.

There's no problem with the name of the blog because it's sort of a baked in assumption for so many of them that they don't really need to try hard at all. I say this as someone who would almost definitely show up on this thing in another timeline. Inconsiderate natures be rife, ya know.

let's be real though, it's almost definitely also a great attention magnet
 
Turin747 said:
and too much testosterone + adrenaline.....
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From sitting around and texting on a phone? I don't think anyone would buy that, right?

Testosterone only brings on the cravings, but it doesn't actually write anything. That's, hopefully, left to the brain.

Initial message: PENIS NEED UR TOUCH SEX NOW, REDY FOR UR AUNUS TO BE DESROYD

Post-rejection message: U NO WANT PENIS? UR FAT! BITCH​

I just dislike (disdainful) assaults in any kind of conversation, that includes sex related. And, yes, the first one is an assault.

(Har-har, assaults.)

I know that there's a part of the brain where men are getting their information, a part that suggests that such direction will get them to where they want to go.

However, it's just another form of aggression that men think is right for them to enact.

titiklabingapat said:
Is this how straight white boys text? Because gay ones on grindr talk the same. Only they have a higher chance of getting a more favorable reply back. Or a penis picture.
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I've seen other tumblrs pertaining to Grindr, and know that app can be really destructive, too.

As a person who's oddly avoided that kind of internet dating, it's actually scary to think. I couldn't handle it.
 
I read a coworkers fitness magazine and it had published comments from people on bodybuilding.com. Is there like a misc prevention website where I can learn how to talk to my friend about this.
 
I'm a straight white male and had no idea this was some kind of epidemic. I had no idea people actually texted like this. It goes from, "What you up to?" to "WANT MY JUICY MEAT ROD BITCH?" in the space of a minute, does this ever actually work? Like wtf.
 
I don't know why, but this thread just reminded me about how fun it is to be white. Like, I can dance horribly without any pressure, nobody expects better of me.

Also, people have shown me their texts, some of these are eloquent in comparison. No doubt about authenticity.

Dragonzord said:
Just don't sext. Who knows what tumblr it could end up on
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I learned the no sexting lesson the hard way, shit's embarrassing. It works super well if you're good at it, but the better at writing that shit you are the more embarrassing it gets when it eventually gets out.
 
Dreams-Visions said:
Everything about this is so uncomfortable.
  • The ugly, poorly fitting dress complete with tacky zipper in the middle.
  • The arm doing weird gyrations.
  • The giant, ugly ring on her right hand.
  • The facial expression that goes from happy to "omg what am I doing are people watching me oh no oh no I think I just shit myself a lil bit...yep I did" to "...well...oh well!"
  • The shimmy at the end.
  • The video background.

It's all too much for me tonight.
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That's a very nice observation, good sir. I can't stop laughing at that gif.
 
Shadownet said:
Mu girlfriend would disagree with you.
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I disagree as well, I'm too good at it. Even wrote an erotic novel with these skills.

It's still too dangerous, shit gets out easy and is embarrassing. Especially if you're actually good at it, people want to show that shit around.
 
It's true! It's true! We're so lame.

Some of these made me cringe hard. Who the hell thinks sending dick picks to random girls is a good idea?
 
Aaron-Lagann said:
I disagree as well, I'm too good at it. Even wrote an erotic novel with these skills.

It's still too dangerous, shit gets out easy and is embarrassing. Especially if you're actually good at it, people want to show that shit around.
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My girlfriend is amazing at it. Her words turns me on more than pictures. For real. Thank god she's all mine.

David___ said:
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ImDying.gif this is going into my collection lol

Those caption describe the gif perfectly.

You lick the balls
Stroke the shaft
Contemplate how you got to this point in your life
*Watch the squirt*
YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!
BLOOAGGAHAGAHOAGGGGHH!! Omg there's too much!

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She knows computer, that's hot.
 
hateradio said:
From sitting around and texting on a phone? I don't think anyone would buy that, right?

Testosterone only brings on the cravings, but it doesn't actually write anything. That's, hopefully, left to the brain.

Initial message: PENIS NEED UR TOUCH SEX NOW, REDY FOR UR AUNUS TO BE DESROYD

Post-rejection message: U NO WANT PENIS? UR FAT! BITCH​

I just dislike (disdainful) assaults in any kind of conversation, that includes sex related. And, yes, the first one is an assault.

(Har-har, assaults.)

I know that there's a part of the brain where men are getting their information, a part that suggests that such direction will get them to where they want to go.

However, it's just another form of aggression that men think is right for them to enact.


I've seen other tumblrs pertaining to Grindr, and know that app can be really destructive, too.

As a person who's oddly avoided that kind of internet dating, it's actually scary to think. I couldn't handle it.
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It was somewhat sarcastic dude. The post was related to a rant against the male gender that George Carlin wrote in his book 'When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops' where he talks about how male biological chemistry and the ever prevalent shit-head culture of guys seems to create some really gross results.

Here's an audio read of it.
 
This is why you only start sexting with people you are already sexually involved with. And even then, double check the dumb shit you're sending.
 
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