Straight White Boys Texting

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If this were Straight Black Boys Texting, every post would be the same.

Him: hey
Her: hey
Him: what that mouf do??
 
If this were Straight Black Boys Texting, every post would be the same.

Him: hey
Her: hey
Him: what that mouf do??

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Straight white boys texting is the only variation of this ("thirsty gender / race texts someone who don't want it") because it's a constantly-evolving spectrum. Everything else is either too tame, too civilized or too barbaric or too quick to send dick pics. I really doubt it's actually a race thing in tumblr's sense of "BURN, CISHET SCUM" like you'd normally expect.

Source: I'm a pansexual with no racial preference and I've used grindr / hornet / okcupid in the past.
 
Read a bunch of these, kind of feel the same way. I'm sure some are real, but most of them seem pretty staged.

That's every blog that purports to have text message conversations, ever.

(I cringe at those parent-kid autocorrect fail ones.)
 
It takes a lot of reaching to compare that to this.

Well not really.


we're in a very PC climate that seeks to censor stuff like comedy as hate speech.

What are you talking about?

Then I pointed to a very recent very public case of a group trying to censor a comedian because of what they perceived to be hate speech.

Was #CancelColbert not very recently and very public?

Not much reaching at all really.
 
Well not really.

Then I pointed to a very recent very public case of a group trying to censor a comedian because of what they perceived to be hate speech.

Not much reaching at all really.
You didn't go all the way back to how he's upset about the double standard.

It's weird to compare people outing (or making up) lame white dudes texting about their dick to an Asian woman being tired of ching chong references on TV.
 
Wow, I am offended by this. I think I need to create a #NotAllStraightWhiteBoys movement. God. Some people.


Edit: okay lol some of those are pretty funny.
 
I'm really starting to lose touch these days. These guys are so forward with their disgusting sexual advances it makes me wonder how often it works. I can't even imagine texting someone like that. I think in a different era that would be considered criminal activity.

Would it be okay if it was a woman doing it to a man???


And it's totally OK to make fun of straight, white males because privilege, right?

To be clear, this was intended as sarcasm.
 
This is why not taking yourself seriously is considered a virtue. I can understand being upset about this, but it's disappointing that to some it's more about hurt feelings over lame white people jokes rather than the content of the messages.

I also assumed this was white people making fun of what other white people do, but are others seeing it differently? Is that where the confusion and anger is coming from?
 
This is why not taking yourself seriously is considered a virtue. I can understand being upset about this, but it's disappointing that to some it's more about hurt feelings over lame white people jokes rather than the content of the messages.

I also assumed this was white people making fun of what other white people do, but are others seeing it differently? Is that where the confusion and anger is coming from?

I'm seeing that white people should self-loathe because privilege. Also, that site is incredibly fake.
 
I'm seeing that white people should self-loathe because privilege. Also, that site is incredibly fake.
It is. But I'm seeing "white people on Tinder, stop doing this, it's a stereotype now." These silly lines and dick pics don't generally work anyway, so I don't see why I should get heated about it.
 
Oh you white people, I am so glad you exist. It's nice to have a group of people you are allowed to put down without any negative social backlash.
 
It is. But I'm seeing "white people on Tinder, stop doing this, it's a stereotype now." These silly lines and dick pics don't generally work anyway, so I don't see why I should get heated about it.

there have been a few threads popping up lately that are basically White-Men-Shaming™. Now I'm not a MRA or anything, but it's getting a little out of hand. Pretty sure GAF is proof that white guys are not the only ones sending out dick pics and such.
 
I thought this was going to be a thread about how straight white men talk to each other via text and the way they are laced with homosexuality.


I am disappointed.
 
Can we call out the lame behavior without assigning it to a specific group of people? Or does that take all the fun out of it?
 
I thought this was going to be a thread about how straight white men talk to each other via text and the way they are laced with homosexuality.


I am disappointed.
This too...
It is common for white guys to talk about their mutual lust for dick with eachother. I can't have a text with a white friend that doesn't have some sort of homoerotic tone to it.
 
This is why not taking yourself seriously is considered a virtue. I can understand being upset about this, but it's disappointing that to some it's more about hurt feelings over lame white people jokes rather than the content of the messages.

I also assumed this was white people making fun of what other white people do, but are others seeing it differently? Is that where the confusion and anger is coming from?

I don't know if it's white people making fun of white people (and I don't think it matters). I kind of see it more like "here's a bunch of guys being assholes, we'll tag it with a particular angle because it makes for a catchy tumblr".

Having said that, as a straight white man, I'm not quite sure why I'd be offended by this. It's just a tumblr, for god's sake. Does anyone actually think all straight white men talk like this? Of course not (unless they're idiots).

Straight white men don't need to be defended, and god knows the idiots on this tumblr don't deserve any defense.

On the other hand, I should try some of these lines on my wife. What could possibly go wrong?
 
because fake

I'm kind of a white guy, and I can confirm that sometimes asking insanely dumb stuff like that (really dumb and forward with just an once or two of cheekiness) is part of the "I got nothing left and nothing to lose" playbook.

I'm a little ashamed to say that I've tried it on occasion. It rarely works, and usually on the wrong kind of women.

That being said, it's kinda dumb and offensive, but boy, some of these are GOLDEN.
 
I don't know if it's white people making fun of white people (and I don't think it matters). I kind of see it more like "here's a bunch of guys being assholes, we'll tag it with a particular angle because it makes for a catchy tumblr".

Having said that, as a straight white man, I'm not quite sure why I'd be offended by this. It's just a tumblr, for god's sake. Does anyone actually think all straight white men talk like this? Of course not (unless they're idiots).

Straight white men don't need to be defended, and god knows the idiots on this tumblr don't deserve any defense.

On the other hand, I should try some of these lines on my wife. What could possibly go wrong?
You obviously have not learned how to be offended yet. If you just laugh at stupid texts, no one will listen. But if you grab your soapbox saying how this is racist and sexist, well, people will listen to you.
 
My fiance gets them all the time. Here is one she posted on reddit and the pic the guy was talking to. You can see her response.

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Here is another one my fiance got, she drew faces on all his pics. Basically it's some guy talking to himself in her inbox.

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