My girl whispers in my ear "my SATA drive is in a RAID-1 configuration and I have my OS on SSD. Want to check out my 3D marks?" and it's on like Donkey Kong.
Straight White Boys Texting
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My girl whispers in my ear "my SATA drive is in a RAID-1 configuration and I have my OS on SSD. Want to check out my 3D marks?" and it's on like Donkey Kong.
Aquavelvaman
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So coooool
Horseticuffs
Full werewolf off the buckle
You've got to be pretty secure to be seeing a lady with higher benchmarks than yours.
AzureSkies
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Trent Strong
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I'm guessing these are mostly fake.
many places
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This might be the stupidest thing im gonna see all week and its fucking monday morning.
Neoriceisgood
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Some guys should stay off of facebook while they're jacking it.
Somebody get this man a medal, oh man this is actually the greatest post of all time.
PumpkinPie
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rocketskates
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Dem titties dow.
GraveRobberX
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Sho_Nuff82
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Why limit this to white guys? Inappropriate texts are universal.
Liu Kang Baking A Pie
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Straight White Boys Posting
It's not limited. It's a long running joke on Tumblr.
Some people have no inhibitions and applies to women as well. This does work with some people but is not exactly the sort of thing I would be looking from a relationship.
I do think the bigger injustice here is that people put these private conversations up for others to see. I don't understand why anyone would do that even if you find the approach distasteful.
I do think the bigger injustice here is that people put these private conversations up for others to see. I don't understand why anyone would do that even if you find the approach distasteful.
Never been on grindr, I take it?
ReplacementPelican
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Dem titties dow.
This shit is seriously funny, there's lots of weird people out there
Get prepared for dick pics, and lots of them without warning.
Not as much cringey texts from my experience.
Nah, it's not compatible with my device
So I applied The Brad Pitt Rule to these texts, and it still applies, strangely enough.
Haloid1177
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Are we acting like we haven't seen these before? Because these seem ancient to me.
I shouldn't have lost it at this, but I did
Short gist is: Dicks at the door. Some people don't have shame.
Another good one
I imagine this guy was thinking about this the whole day prior.
cubicle47b
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I can't deal with people who don't use proper spelling in any type of communication. Also, Tumblr is the worst.
DoktorEvil
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*giggity*
Some dude from Atlanta, he was in Buckhead I think. Near Lenox Mall I think?
I'm not sure if I should be laughing at this as a straight white boy.
AtomskEater
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Slightly better lead (pretense) for the "are you a virgin/what's your bra size/do you finger yourself/ever done anything with a girl" questions than just "hey."
Is there some kind of weird crusade against straight white men going on or something?
I've never been so aware that I'm straight and white in my 30 years life as I've been in the last year or so.
Especially on the internet. Because in my country 90% of the people are straight and white so it isn't really a big deal.
I've never been so aware that I'm straight and white in my 30 years life as I've been in the last year or so.
Especially on the internet. Because in my country 90% of the people are straight and white so it isn't really a big deal.
cubicle47b
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Only on Twitter and Tumblr.
Arjen
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Wow, that's really dumb.
entremet
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Because you can get away with it and no one will cry foul.
If's all fun and games, though. But the double standard is obvious.
Chuckie
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hahaha love that rejection
If he's texting her, doesn't he already have her number?
Or is this some random chat service them young'uns use these days?
Why did he wait three hours between setting up that line and then actually using it?
hahaha love that rejection
Massive Duck. C.M.
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Plus the whole context of history thing
Arjen
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Probably Tinder or something.
That looks like Facebook messenger or something.
entremet
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I don't mind racial humor. Richard Pryor is one of my favs and he bagged on white guys all the time. However, it should be fair game in the context of comedy. But we're in a very PC climate that seeks to censor stuff like comedy as hate speech.
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