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[Hoo-doo]

I can drink all the Dutch beers. (Except Oranjeboom)

Oh god, even reading the name of that vile brew makes my stomach turn.

 

[ekim]

I have a sixpack of Heineken at home for the game. Haters gonna hate - Portugal is gonna lose.

 

[Mr Cola]

So how good are the USA?

 

[gundamkyoukai]

Heineken tatse okay but i buy cause it cheap where i live .
Better beer cost a lot of money on this small rock i live on .

 

[Broder Salsa]

So how good are the USA?

I think they ghana lose.

Spoiler

Lets predict the UK newspaper headlines

 

[GlamFM]

Hey guys, remember football?

I do, I DO!

Here are the Teams I could accept as world champions if Germany can´t pull it of (highly unlikely)

-Netherlands
-England
-Any South American Team except for Brazil.

 

[Ostinatto]

My man. Let's be friends.

I like you.

And booooo urns, Warsteiner is great! Anyway, anticipation rising.

Yep. Here is Chile we don't have too many Dutch beer brands, but i'll choose a Grolsch over Heineken anytime.

 

[Anoregon]

So how good are the USA?

Good question. As an American I really have no idea, I haven't been following soccer at all really the past couple of years.

That being said, I won't at all be surprised if we lost all 3 games in our group. Every time we play Ghana there is flagrant Ref shittery, and I'm sure Portugal/Germany are flat out better teams.

 

[Hoo-doo]

When you're shit broke but you still want something drinkable, Oettinger is my jam.

It's 55 cents for half a liter of canned Oettinger and it shits all over most "legit" dutch beers. It's sold bottled too.
Check the top shelf at your local Albert Heijn, give it a shot.

 

[feel]

Have fun guys, see you all later. Won't be reading and posting today before and during the match, all the driveby insults towards the Portuguese/Ronaldo hurt me.

 

[Chuckie]

Have you actually tried the beer from Aldi and Lidl? Because Finkbräu and the like aren't actually all that bad you know.

Sure it's not the best beer, but it's not even remotely the worst and for that price, I'd consider either supermarkets' beer quite good for home consumption.

Finkbrau is ok, beers like Schultenbrau and Euroshopper are not.

Oh god, even reading the name of that vile brew makes my stomach turn.

No matter how different our taste in beers is, it seems everyone agrees Oranjeboom is the worst by far.

 

[Kos Luftar]

Remember seeing those polls from around the world about who people think plays the most beautiful football and the answer was usually Brazil or some other South American country.

After these opening games I think all that South American teams have shown is that they love to dive and there is nothin beautiful about their football.

 

[Fleischsack]

Hey guys, remember football?

Yea, the reason to drink beer.

 

[jimbobsmells]

Today I'm German, Iranian and American. Looking forward to the games today gonna be amaze-balls.

 

[Dagobert Duck]

I do, I DO!

Here are the Teams I could accept as world champions if Germany can´t pull it of (highly unlikely)

-Netherlands
-England
-Any South American Team except for Brazil.

Ok I forgive you for say Kölsch is bad.

Netherlands vs. Germany for final.

 

[The perfect Dark]

Have fun guys, see you all later. Won't be reading and posting today before and during the match, all the driveby insults towards the Portuguese/Ronaldo hurt me.

we're just joking. I'm pretty nervous actually

 

[silver.tongue]

Gonna miss the first game following a civil trial today... You can't even use cellphones in the chamber ffs.

 

[Hoo-doo]

Ok I forgive you for say Kölsch is bad.

Netherlands vs. Germany for final.

I actually predicted a NED - GER final.

I would die so happy.

 

[Sadist]

Oh god, even reading the name of that vile brew makes my stomach turn.

Years ago in my town they actually had a contract with Oranjeboom as the official supplier for all festivities around the week of Queensday. I've never seen a town so united to get something undone lol.

Are the Portugeese hopefull btw? Haven't heard them much in general. Already saw several Germans being a bit pessimistic.

 

[Arjen]

I like Oranjeboom

Spoiler

no, offcourse not, nobody like Oranjeboom

 

[Oersted]

Germany plays, pages long discussion about beer happens

 

[saelz8]

Sucks I'm gonna miss most games. (At work). FML.

 

[Anoregon]

Have fun guys, see you all later. Won't be reading and posting today before and during the match, all the driveby insults towards the Portuguese/Ronaldo hurt me.

Don't blame footiegaf for the fact that he is an utterly unlikeable person.

 

[NaM]

 

[Wilbur]

dem chicks aint gon' grill themselves son

Not at work baby. Other engagements.

 

[silver.tongue]

-Any South American Team except for Brazil.

U mad? lol

I'm pulling for Brazil x Argentina or Brazil x Germany final...

Brazil x Argentina would result in multiples deaths on the pitch, while 2002 final redux would be godlike as well.

 

[Aiii]

I actually predicted a NED - GER final.

I would die so happy.

Only if we win, living 5km's from the German border and my house litterally being across from the Yacht haven in Roermond that's full of German boats I will not be able to cope with us losing to them in the finals.

I just couldn't.

 

[Dagobert Duck]

Don't blame footiegaf for the fact that he is an utterly unlikeable person.

He is so unlikeable, even his good works seem utterly offensive to most people :-D

 

[Dagobert Duck]

Only if we win, living 5km's from the German border and my house litterally being across from the Yacht haven in Roermond that's full of German boats I will not be able to cope with us losing to them in the finals.

I just couldn't.

Nah we will win, we are due for a cup, Netherlands just recently won....oh well you won 5:1 against spain so you got that going for you...

 

[Gandie]

Only if we win, living 5km's from the German border and my house litterally being across from the Yacht haven in Roermond that's full of German boats I will not be able to cope with us losing to them in the finals.

I just couldn't.

Haha, Holland winning a WC is impossible so you better start preparing.

Spoiler

I doubt they will even reach the semis

 

[Firemind]

Remember seeing those polls from around the world about who people think plays the most beautiful football and the answer was usually Brazil or some other South American country.

After these opening games I think all that South American teams have shown is that they love to dive and there is nothin beautiful about their football.

Samba beat has been dead since 94.

 

[andycapps]

So how good are the USA?

Guess we'll see today.

As an American, unsure whether I should root for Portugal or Germany today.

 

[GlamFM]

U mad? lol

I'm pulling for Brazil x Argentina or Brazil x Germany final...

Brazil x Argentina would result in multiples deaths on the pitch, while 2002 final redux would be godlike as well.

Rivaldo dive in 2006 (?) was bad. But thanking god after a successful dive like Fred did makes you an instant über-asshole in my book.

Seriously, unworthy of becoming world champion.

 

[Aiii]

Nah we will win, we are due for a cup, Netherlands just recently won....oh well you won 5:1 against spain so you got that going for you...

If we can do that to Spain, we could do it to you. Just saying.

Luckily, Bild and the like will claim it a victory for Germany either way, because "Robben."

In related news, I love how there's actually a Wikipedia article on Germany - Netherlands.

 

[Sadist]

Nah we will win, we are due for a cup, Netherlands just recently won....oh well you won 5:1 against spain so you got that going for you...

 

[Kos Luftar]

Guess we'll see today.

As an American, unsure whether I should root for Portugal or Germany today.

As an American you should know that the only answer to that question is Germany.

 

[immortal-joe]

3-1 Germany. Ronaldo to start, then get substituted due to injury.

Ronaldo-haters to post funny gifs of Ronaldo afterwards and masturbate to them.

 

[RedBaron17]

So far my score predictions have been horrible. Good thing I don't bet. So I just wanna watch some great football today.

Also, USA! USA! USA!

I don't know how to root for in the GER vs POR game though...

 

[Hoo-doo]

Technically, we beat the world champions, what makes us the new world champions.

Try and question this logic. Step off, lesser countries. We champions now.

 

[Dagobert Duck]

If we can do that to Spain, we could do it to you. Just saying.

Luckily, Bild and the like will claim it a victory for Germany either way, because "Robben."

In related news, I love how there's actually a Wikipedia article on Germany - Netherlands.

Robben -super mode - was one night only ;-)

 

[immortal-joe]

Still can't believe he did that. The player wasn't even aggressive with the pass.

 

[LFMartins86]

The cows have spoken, we got this in the bag now!

 

[Aiii]

Robben -super mode - was one night only ;-)

 

[Dagobert Duck]

The cows have spoken, we got this in the bag now!

My left knee itches and thats a clear sign that germany will win...

 

[Kos Luftar]

The cows have spoken, we got this in the bag now!

You expect a smart decision from a cow? Octopus or gtfo.

 

[Arjen]

GER v POR // IRN v NGA // GHA v USA :

Prediction time:

GER - POR. 3-1
IRN- NGA. 1-0
GHA-USA 2-1

 

[GlamFM]

Still can't believe he did that. The player wasn't even aggressive with the pass.

Pass was aggressive enough - would have been a yellow card without those Brazilian acting skills.

 

[pulga]

Ronaldo gonna continue his german-demolishing form today. BELIEVE

EDIT: goddammit why is heineken in the gif

edit: oops

 

[Aiii]

GER v POR // IRN v NGA // GHA v USA :

Prediction time:

GER - POR. 3-1
IRN- NGA.

GER v POR 2-0
IRN v NGA 1-1
GHA v USA 2-1

 

[whatsinaname]

Y'all are just jealous of Ronaldo because he is handsome and rich. He is going to score a hattrick today.

Spoiler

If Nani lets him.