Guy-GAF, Why Do You Hate Anal Sex?

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Kangi said:
Do you want me to list the things that come out of vaginas? It's a lot more gnarly of a list than just "poop". We're talking blood, eggs, babies, uterine linings, old tampons, assorted acids that can dissolve panties, shall I go on? But the anus is off-limits because poop.
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Most of that stuff sounds pretty tasty to me.
 
Well, I haven't had sex yet, but I'd find it weird being pegged. My views could change whenever I decide to get into the dating scene though.
 
Kangi said:
Do you want me to list the things that come out of vaginas? It's a lot more gnarly of a list than just "poop". We're talking blood, eggs, babies, uterine linings, old tampons, assorted acids that can dissolve panties, shall I go on?
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Dexter's Laboratory was right.

Cooties are real.
 
After having a Haemorrhoidectomy a few months ago, no fucking chance. I've never really been curious anyway, receiving or giving. If you like it, more power to you though.
 
Kangi said:
Do you want me to list the things that come out of vaginas? It's a lot more gnarly of a list than just "poop". We're talking blood, eggs, babies, uterine linings, old tampons, assorted acids that can dissolve panties, shall I go on?
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Kangi said:
Do you want me to list the things that come out of vaginas? It's a lot more gnarly of a list than just "poop". We're talking blood, eggs, babies, uterine linings, old tampons, assorted acids that can dissolve panties, shall I go on? But the anus is off-limits because poop.
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hmm... Never appealed to me. I have no intentions of doing it, but if there is a girl who comes along and is totally into that shit, then I guess so.
 
Kangi said:
Do you want me to list the things that come out of vaginas? It's a lot more gnarly of a list than just "poop". We're talking blood, eggs, babies, uterine linings, old tampons, assorted acids that can dissolve panties, shall I go on? But the anus is off-limits because poop.
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does it involve starburts?
 
As a straight guy I'd totally be into pegging with some girl if I could find a willing partner.

Hell, there's a ton of shit I'd like to do/try. I feel sorry for the first girl I have sex with.
 
As a non-homosexual guy, I don't have an interest in anal. If I were to give it, I would have to worry about prepping or fecal matter. If I were to get it, I would be too mentally pre-occupied with safety and pace to enjoy it, should it even be enjoyable, that and if the strap-on is too realistic, that would be yet another turn-off (I don't care for dicks). To be honest though, these things can be said about anyone; some people might feel the same way about vaginal sex or oral sex. If it feels good to your partner and you, it's your own damn business so go for it!
 
i had hemorrhoids and my doctor checked it out with his finger. shit felt terrible, never again. my buddy told me his girlfriend stuck a finger in the ol chocolate factory and he loved it. YOU DO YOU
 
C4Lukins said:
Because sex to me, involves the enjoyment of my female counterpart. And because she does not have a penis, and a strap on does not create the sort of feels that are necessary for great sex, I do not enjoy anal sex.

And now that, along with my name, is on the Internet.
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So you also hate blow jobs? I feel bad for you, bro.
 
Alright, screw it. You know what, anus-haters? It's time for a short rundown of the mouth of Hell that you're perfectly willing to stick your penises inside.

First let's cover something called "yeast infections". Yeast is a fungus that lives in the vagina. And this horrid thing can cause something called a yeast infection, and in fact yeast infections are very common. That vagina you're after has probably experienced this before. As per webmd:
A yeast infection causes itching or soreness in the vagina and sometimes causes pain or burning when you urinate or have sex. Some women also have a thick, clumpy, white discharge that has no odor and looks a little like cottage cheese.
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Cottage cheese. They're not only baking bread in those things like some type of demented Crotch Pockets™, they can also spew out cottage cheese-like substances.

What about periods? Oh, you should know about periods. Period days make lots of blood come out of the vagina - chunky blood. Uterine linings and clots mix in this like some type of vagina stew, all waiting for that time of the month to erupt forth like Hell's version of Old Faithful. These vagina blood geysers are something that 99.99% of women deal with monthly for a long span of years. Have fun.

Oh, and vaginal discharge. You see, vaginas clean themselves like cats, if cats were Predator-style penis-eaters. Only instead of licking themselves clean, they produce acids to do that. Yes, vaginas produce acids. And not just any acids - these acids can literally dissolve panties and various other things. Women can vary on this from being "dry", which also equates to a very dirty vagina, to being the fountain of eternal horrors. Vaginal discharge can range from clear and odorless to, let's see...
Bloody or brown; cloudy or yellow; frothy, yellow or greenish with a bad smell; pink; thick, white, cheesy; white, gray, or yellow with fishy odor
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There's that term again: "cheesy". I don't recall when an anus last turned out to be a cottage cheese factory, but that's beside the point. That cheesy discharge is primarily due to yeast infections, which means that all-too-common yeast infections can cause double production speeds of this stuff.

I'm not even actually done, but I think that should cover it from now. This is your nirvana, straight men. But anuses are too much for you because "that's where poop comes from"? Anuses produce human waste, but so does your penis; vaginas produce humans, along with every other substance known to man. Since you've made the decision to use these to penetrate exclusively, you've entered into a nightmarish world of cottage cheese. Don't worry though, you won't be called "gay" for daring to consider the anus.
 
I think he's making up for lost time I can't blame him.

All the plumbing we have down there is pretty gross.
 
Kangi said:
Alright, screw it. You know what, anus-haters? It's time for a short rundown of the mouth of Hell that you're perfectly willing to stick your penises inside.

First let's cover something called "yeast infections". Yeast is a fungus that lives in the vagina. And this horrid thing can cause something called a yeast infection, and in fact yeast infections are very common. That vagina you're after has probably experienced this before. As per webmd:

Cottage cheese. They're not only baking bread in those things like some type of demented Crotch Pockets™, they can also spew out cottage cheese-like substances.

What about periods? Oh, you should know about periods. Period days make lots of blood come out of the vagina - chunky blood. Uterine linings and clots mix in this like some type of vagina stew, all waiting for that time of the month to erupt forth like Hell's version of Old Faithful. These vagina blood geysers are something that 99.99% of women deal with monthly for a long span of years. Have fun.

Oh, and vaginal discharge. You see, vaginas clean themselves like cats, if cats were Predator-style penis-eaters. Only instead of licking themselves clean, they produce acids to do that. Yes, vaginas produce acids. And not just any acids - these acids can literally dissolve panties and various other things. Women can vary on this from being "dry", which also equates to a very dirty vagina, to being the fountain of eternal horrors. Vaginal discharge can range from clear and odorless to, let's see...

There's that term again: "cheesy". I don't recall when an anus last turned out to be a cottage cheese factory, but that's beside the point. That cheesy discharge is primarily due to yeast infections, which means that all-too-common yeast infections can cause double production speeds of this stuff.

I'm not even actually done, but I think that should cover it from now. This is your nirvana, straight men. But anuses are too much for you because "that's where poop comes from"? Anuses produce human waste, but so does your penis; vaginas produce humans, along with every other substance known to man. Since you've made the decision to use these to penetrate exclusively, you've entered into a nightmarish world of cottage cheese. Don't worry though, you won't be called "gay" for daring to consider the anus.
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I know I'm LTTP on this thread but OP have you not read any of the threads here on ass bleeding which pops once every few months?

As someone who has experienced more ass bleeding, anus exams, anus operations than anyone should ever have to, the answer is obvious.
 
Charles Foster Kane said:
Rim jobs are awesome.

I miss your Biaggi avatar. He's hot.
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I love giving them. Butt I am kind of reluctant to get them. The idea is very much a turn on. The few times it's happened I've been very appreciative. My current girlfriend gave me a few hand job/blow jobs with her middle finger up there and I thought I did died and gone to heaven.
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Kangi said:
Alright, screw it. You know what, anus-haters? It's time for a short rundown of the mouth of Hell that you're perfectly willing to stick your penises inside.

First let's cover something called "yeast infections". Yeast is a fungus that lives in the vagina. And this horrid thing can cause something called a yeast infection, and in fact yeast infections are very common. That vagina you're after has probably experienced this before. As per webmd:

Cottage cheese. They're not only baking bread in those things like some type of demented Crotch Pockets™, they can also spew out cottage cheese-like substances.

What about periods? Oh, you should know about periods. Period days make lots of blood come out of the vagina - chunky blood. Uterine linings and clots mix in this like some type of vagina stew, all waiting for that time of the month to erupt forth like Hell's version of Old Faithful. These vagina blood geysers are something that 99.99% of women deal with monthly for a long span of years. Have fun.

Oh, and vaginal discharge. You see, vaginas clean themselves like cats, if cats were Predator-style penis-eaters. Only instead of licking themselves clean, they produce acids to do that. Yes, vaginas produce acids. And not just any acids - these acids can literally dissolve panties and various other things. Women can vary on this from being "dry", which also equates to a very dirty vagina, to being the fountain of eternal horrors. Vaginal discharge can range from clear and odorless to, let's see...

There's that term again: "cheesy". I don't recall when an anus last turned out to be a cottage cheese factory, but that's beside the point. That cheesy discharge is primarily due to yeast infections, which means that all-too-common yeast infections can cause double production speeds of this stuff.

I'm not even actually done, but I think that should cover it from now. This is your nirvana, straight men. But anuses are too much for you because "that's where poop comes from"? Anuses produce human waste, but so does your penis; vaginas produce humans, along with every other substance known to man. Since you've made the decision to use these to penetrate exclusively, you've entered into a nightmarish world of cottage cheese. Don't worry though, you won't be called "gay" for daring to consider the anus.
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Worst comes to worst, I'd still rather deal with vagina fluid than feces. No period sex tho pls.

And I can eat a clean vagina without second thoughts, whereas even a 100% clean butt would still be... a butt to me. Can't do it.
 
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