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[TitusGroan]

A friendly tongue knocking on the back door is great. No complaints about that. I've also had a curious finger poke its head through the back door and try and shuffle into the corridor. That was much less fun. Whole thing just felt awkward.

I've had my friend Mr D taken through a girl's back door a couple of times. It's about 50/50 on how messy he found it. First time they'd obviously tidied up, as the walls and floor were squeaky clean. Other times though, it was much less clean. Mr D came out looking like he'd been rolling in brownie.

I really don't like back door parties unless I know the host has made an effort to clean house. There's nothing that makes me feel more ill than the sight and smell of poop. Instant mood killer. When they're clean, they're great, but when they're messy, they're really not.

 

[Funky Papa]

In one of my undergraduate labs, we actually did an anal swab and cultured it overnight. The results were...unpleasant.

I'd rather not comment on the stuff we'd pull back in my days as a chemistry student. The ways we'd mess up with my colleague's Petri dishes would have forced our teachers to incinerate the incubator. Some John Carpenter's The Thing hijinks went on.

You think your culture was ok? Let's see that tomorrow.

 

[.GqueB.]

We're done here

I hate you

 

[Funky Papa]

I tried that one time. I felt weird for days, and the hair stays now.

Are you talking about waxing it or bearding other men. Because...

 

[Barrylocke]

It was shaved, and my own, Papa. I suppose Waxing could have different results. For me, let's just say that I found myself empathizing with whoever wrote the immortal warning about this sort of thing on craigslist.

 

[Oriel]

As a wise man once said: "Assholes are for shiting, not for fucking".

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

Because it would require my fiance to use a strap-on or like put a dildo up there and there's just no way in hell that's happening. The concept of her giving it to me makes me uncomfortable. We have great sex normally so it's just not necessary. Interestingly enough, she is also completely against having me go inside her butt, so I think if I was to suggest her doing it to me she would be really put off.

 

[-tetsuo-]

 

[moggio]

If I'm having anal it's by myself with a dildo; with someone else it's too much effort and I prefer wanking, oral and a bit of frottage.

 

[HUELEN10]

If I'm having anal it's by myself with a dildo; with someone else it's too much effort and I prefer wanking, oral and a bit of frottage.

Damn, I hadn't heard this word in a while.

 

[MrPressStart]

E-coli

 

[JBourne]

Damn, I hadn't heard this word in a while.

I had to Google it.

Do you pronounce it like fromage?

 

[Scrooged]

The ass and colon are filled with bacteria and shit remnants. It is objectively the most unsanitary orifice in the body. Saying that poop and grossness isn't a good reason to stay away is asinine.

 

[moggio]

The ass and colon are filled with bacteria and shit remnants. It is objectively the most unsanitary orifice in the body. Saying that poop and grossness isn't a good reason to stay away is asinine.

I can only assume people complaining about anal sex being unsanitary have sex like this :

I had to Google it.

Do you pronounce it like fromage?

Yes!

 

[Vitanimus]

"You poop from there but I'm gonna stick my dick in something that bleeds for 7 days"

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

I can only assume people complaining about anal sex being unsanitary have sex like this :

I mean if you totally ignore his point, I guess you have a point.

Personally I don't find the concept of anal sex stimulating (I rarely watch porn that features it), and I find the reality of the anal cavity to be not too pleasant. Never been with a girl who really wanted it, nor have I been particularly interested in giving it. Had a gf once who tried sticking a finger up there and it wasn't pleasant on my end either.

Different strokes for different folks, the premise of this thread is almost as absurd as asking why people (male or female of any orientation) don't like sucking dick, or massaging breasts, or vaginal intercourse.

 

[Captain Europe]

This is pretty much our position as well.

.. position.



Do you give yourself an enema in the shower?

No, I wash myself with a finger. Doing frequent enemas will wash out beneficial bacteria, if I'll ever need them I'll just stop with anal play.

 

[striferser]

Not interested in anal sex, at all.
I can't even enjoy anal porn.

 

[Naked Snake]

I'm gay and I never had an "anal orgasm", aren't guys who can achieve orgasm from anal sex a tiny minority?

 

[Vashetti]

I'm gay and I never had an "anal orgasm", aren't guys who can achieve orgasm from anal sex a tiny minority?

Whoever's fucking you isn't doing a good job.

 

[glow]

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DQXGIUE/?tag=neogaf0e-20

Stuff is crazy. Great for regular sex too.

Bought.

I was looking for something more exotic than what you can buy at CVS because I've heard gay friends talk about lube and they all had names I'd never heard of before.

I've had a fake bidet installed in one of my toilets for awhile now. I guess this is the next step. I draw the line at douching my ass though...


I hope the OP wasn't lying about the intensity of the orgasm being 100x a "regular" orgasm.

 

[glow]

Double post

 

[| Praxis |]

I'm not gay and I wouldn't let my a woman near my arse, just not my thing. Good for you if it is.

I have given anal sex, with mixed results. Nothing more boner breaking than shit during sex.

 

[GungHo]

Asses are like cookies. It's a sometimes food.

 

[JeTmAn81]

Butts are not meant for sex. They are waste disposal tubes.

 

[samus i am]

I'm a giver not a taker.

 

[Captain Europe]

Bought.

I was looking for something more exotic than what you can buy at CVS because I've heard gay friends talk about lube and they all had names I'd never heard of before.

I've had a fake bidet installed in one of my toilets for awhile now. I guess this is the next step. I draw the line at douching my ass though...


I hope the OP wasn't lying about the intensity of the orgasm being 100x a "regular" orgasm.

It does enhance orgasms, the more you learn about your right spots, the better the orgasm.

 

[Funky Papa]

I like turtles.

 

[moggio]

Butts are not meant for sex. They are waste disposal tubes.

Awww... you're cute.

I hope you decline oral sex too.

 

[moggio]

Edit: Double Post.

 

[acm2000]

prostate massage from your gf while she gives you head is amazeballoons

 

[Captain Europe]

Bought.

I was looking for something more exotic than what you can buy at CVS because I've heard gay friends talk about lube and they all had names I'd never heard of before.

I've had a fake bidet installed in one of my toilets for awhile now. I guess this is the next step. I draw the line at douching my ass though...


I hope the OP wasn't lying about the intensity of the orgasm being 100x a "regular" orgasm.

It does enhance orgasms, the more you learn about your right spots, the better the orgasm.

 

[TOP SHOTTA]

Have yet to try it. I plan on it, as my girlfriend did want to do it to me since I like it up there with here. It's the forbidden thing I get once every long time. Only fair she does the same to me.

What? Seriously, I don't understand what she has done or what you want her to.

I have nothing against anal sex, every month or two we do it. I like it. And she plays with me a little - I have huge orgasms that way. But I had a huge one last night and it was vanilla, her on top of me. Sometimes I think strength of orgasm is all about perspective.

But it's not my interest that I think is lacking - I think hers would be. I'd say we play very traditional gender-specific roles in the bedroom. I like her to be the woman and she likes me to be the man. That's not homophobic, I'd say it's just - I don't know - hyperhererosexual, or merely heterosexual. She likes me to walk in, grab her, fuck her, and take her. She likes this and I like that she likes this. I have no idea how to reconcile our preference for really traditional sex roles with me being open to the idea of her having a finger in my ass. And I am. And I like it. But to think of having her sit there and "peg" me with something - I don't know. I'd need her to want that and I don't see it happening. I don't think she'd see me as the dominant male if I asked for that. At least from how I've seen it portrayed online, which could be complete bullshit. But they always put the guy in these subservient roles - it just isn't my cup of tea. And I'm not so into it as to propose how to do it in a way that still lets me be the one that fucks the shit out of her.

 

[TOP SHOTTA]

Sorry - DP - double post. Owing to the site slowdown and thinking I had to submit again. Oops. I am sorry.

 

[Vashetti]

Sorry - DP - double post. Owing to the site slowdown and thinking I had to submit again. Oops. I am sorry.

I thought you didn't like submitting?

 

[royalan]

Kanji is the ass champion that GAF needs.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

"You poop from there but I'm gonna stick my dick in something that bleeds for 7 days"

But some girls get so horny during their period though, it's awesome. And blood is so much less gross than shit, ain't got no problem with a bit of blood.

 

[Naked Snake]

Whoever's fucking you isn't doing a good job.

Hmm, at least I know I'm a good fucker I guess, cause I made a guy cum without anybody touching his dick.

Seriously though, I really think guys who can reach orgasm like that are few and far between, even in the gay population. I've been with a ton of guys and maybe just two or three of them said it happened to them.

 

[twilitesparklemotion]

One time a doctor put her finger in my butt. That was good enough.

 

[wenis]

A good pegging is one of life's simplest pleasures.

 

[TheExodu5]

On me? I don't know. Not saying I wouldn't try it but I doubt the girlfriend would be into it and I don't think I'd bring it up myself.

On her? Because I can't get it in. Tried on more than one occasion. Hasn't worked yet. Tried with a few fingers first but still no luck.

 

[royalan]

Hmm, at least I know I'm a good fucker I guess, cause I made a guy cum without anybody touching his dick.

Seriously though, I really think guys who can reach orgasm like that are few and far between, even in the gay population. I've been with a ton of guys and maybe just two or three of them said it happened to them.

Honestly, I feel it's the same with women.

A lot of my female friends are the same, and can count on one hand the number of times they actually achieved orgasm while being fucked.

 

[Spineker]

It is true that dudes need to learn what a prostate is.

 

[TOP SHOTTA]

I thought you didn't like submitting?

pretty good one!

 

[Captain Europe]

"You poop from there but I'm gonna stick my dick in something that bleeds for 7 days"

That's what I'm getting out of this thread lol.

 

[DragonKnight]

How do have anal sex with a girl without it hurting? I actually want it to feel good for her as she enjoys having a finger in her ass during sex. I have some silicone lube. Should i use that?

 

[UselessNapkin]

I'm a total clean freak when it comes to anal. The gf and I use 2-3 enemas before we even begin to play. We pretty much incorporate it into the foreplay. Being as clean as I can be really helps when we get to fisting as it kinda sucks everything down like a vacuum.

 

[BowieZ]

because shit comes from there

and piss comes from dicks

and bloody bacterial discharge comes from vaginas

what's your point?

 

[SolidChamp]

That's what I'm getting out of this thread lol.

So you're saying blood is just as gross, if not more gross, than poop?

Nah. Can't get down with that.

 

[TOP SHOTTA]

I'm a total clean freak when it comes to anal. The gf and I use 2-3 enemas before we even begin to play. We pretty much incorporate it into the foreplay. Being as clean as I can be really helps when we get to fisting as it kinda sucks everything down like a vacuum.

I don't understand how the enema part is practical. I guess I have been lucky. I've only had a few dirty experiences, and only - really - maybe 10 experiences with anal sex at all. I know she does do some work beforehand if she thinks anal might be in the picture - or even if I plan to play around with her butt. What she does, I don't know. 2 beers help her. Whatever cleanup routine she does, I appreciate, but I do like an authentic experience. I like the normal smells, sights, sounds. I like the scents and tastes of her undercarriage.