Guy-GAF, Why Do You Hate Anal Sex?

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Well I'm gay and I don't like it. It just hasn't worked.

I guess for straight people, since they have regular sex, anal sex might sound like too much work, also the woman might not be into having a more dominant role.

Edit: top of the page, great.
 
Ain't nobody talking about rolling around in it or scat fetishes butt you, breh. But, and I hope I'm not the first to tell you this, but that ain't delicious chocolate mousse. Some people just aren't into sticking their dicks into a shit tube. Not really hard to understand why that is. Right?
This reminds me, I need a drink.

lol you go Kangi, fight the good fight.
Ain't the hill I'd choose to die on, but I'll defend it 'till sunrise comes.
 
Very rarely, a massive, rock solid poop forms inside of me. When I push said poop out it is an incredibly excruciating ordeal that pushes my rectum to the limit. Imagining a mega poop not only sliding out, but forcing its way back inside of me does not sound at all pleasing.
 
Id only try it if it was with you kangi
Only if freenudemacusers comes along.

I think you've had enough.
To follow suit in ignoring context: I couldn't agree more with this sentiment.

Very rarely, a massive, rock solid poop forms inside of me. When I push said poop out it is an incredibly excruciating ordeal that pushes my rectum to the limit. Imagining a mega poop not only sliding out, but forcing its way back inside of me does not sound at all pleasing.
Just how big of a buttplug are we talking about, here?
 
Very rarely, a massive, rock solid poop forms inside of me. When I push said poop out it is an incredibly excruciating ordeal that pushes my rectum to the limit. Imagining a mega poop not only sliding out, but forcing its way back inside of me does not sound at all pleasing.

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Thinking that feces is not sexy is not "absurd." WTF.

Your entire premise that "eww poop" is absurd. That's...not even close to absurd. You got to understand that not everybody is down to play in fecal material during their sexual escapades.

We've argued and had our differences before.

But tonight, we're comrades.
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because shit comes from there

yeah, and shit's gross. That's what it boils down to. I also always find it strange how everyone in the porn industry loves to do anal.

And conversely, even if I was gay, hypothetically speaking, I have a little bit of IBS and so my ass is pretty sensitive and I wouldn't want anything going in there. So that's a negative strike on both sides of the coin.

However, again speaking hypothetically: If a girl I was with really, really wanted to try it, and she cleaned her ass until it sparkled, I would probably try it. I haven't come across that situation though and I have a feeling I won't in the future.
 
Knew poop was gonna be brought up before entering this thread, some people lack proper hygiene.

Anyway OP:
1. Most straight Men are afraid of penetration.
2. Their holes aren't clean, hence the poo being brought up.
 
I've had anal, it's a bit lame. It's like the pussy but with all the best parts taken out, no natural lube and no convulsing, no magic orgasm button.

It's just not my thing. The way you do it to procreate is the most pleasurable, evolution and all that.

Plus, shit is vile.
 
"It's a shame people don't like the things that I like."

It has nothing to do with that. Men have a prostate, and don't know of the pleasures they can get from fear or prejudices against the concept of anal play/sex/etc. It's not for everyone sure, but a lot people aren't even willing to try for themselves.
 
My GF and I both have butt plugs (obviously don't share them) that we sometimes use during sex, plus my GF fingers my ass while giving me a BJ and we have anal sex too (also rimming but only right after a shower). I sometimes use toys on myself when I'm playing alone and have made myself cum a few times through anal play.

We don't do this kind of stuff all the time though, it's more when we're feeling naughty or haven't had sex in a while, sometimes it's just not the right time or we're not in the mood for that kind of thing. I think you definitely have to be in a certain frame of mind before embarking on anal stuff. Sometimes the thought of there being poop makes me feel utterly gross, but when I'm in the right mood that thought doesn't even cross my mind.
 
If it feels good, it feels good. A bit of massaging there when close to orgasm feels good.
i think i'd allow a finger there, why not. But i can't imagine (and probably won't feel comfortable) with anything larger or thicker than a finger there.

I think it can intensify an orgasm for everybody if comfortable enough. Male or female.
 
Anal sex is only enjoyable when it is charged with a highly conceptual meaning to it. The raw, biological pleasure it offers is debatable.
 
Very rarely, a massive, rock solid poop forms inside of me. When I push said poop out it is an incredibly excruciating ordeal that pushes my rectum to the limit. Imagining a mega poop not only sliding out, but forcing its way back inside of me does not sound at all pleasing.

It's nothing like pooping.

No way man, you need to toss some poop into the mix.

There's no poop involved with the topic at hand, unless you're not clean down there.
 
I love me some good BJ combined with a prostate massage.

I've always loved anal play. Hell the first time I had anal sex I had a double dildo connecting her pussy and my ass while I was going into her ass.
 
I've had anal, it's a bit lame. It's like the pussy but with all the best parts taken out, no natural lube and no convulsing, no magic orgasm button.

It's just not my thing. The way you do it to procreate is the most pleasurable, evolution and all that.

Plus, shit is vile.

I can generally agree that it doesn't feel as good, but.....

Evolution?! Did I miss something? What on earth does evolution have to do with it?
 
I don't think I can tell you why exactly but I'm just not into it. Like I know it can feel good but my mental state goes directly to a place where I am incapable of enjoying it. There's some part of me that's just like NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.
 
I can generally agree that it doesn't feel as good, but.....

Evolution?! Did I miss something? What on earth does evolution have to do with it?
The most pleasurable aspects of vaginal penetration probably evolved over time to encourage procreation and therefore survival of the human race no?
 
The most pleasurable aspects of vaginal penetration probably evolved over time to encourage procreation and therefore survival of the human race no?

Well I have no idea, thats why I asked. Sounds plausible, I know jack shit about humans!

If vaginas as a whole are still taking suggestions though, I have several ideas.
 
Vaginal prolapse, vaginal tearing, stds and urinary tract infections all happen from vaginal intercourse too.

I guess we should all just masturbate. Hand jobs only!


it is a fact that anal carries more risk than vaginal. that should be accounted for with extra education and safety, and not hand waved away. male uti is practically unheard of outside of anal sex practice. like females, all men should urinate afterwards. STDs are more easily contracted in anal vs vaginal, etc etc...
 
Evolution doesnt explain shit when sex is far from being just a biological thingy.
Wut? Nobody said it was, and this post barely makes sense.

The primary function of sexual intercourse is to make babies, that's why they made it enjoyable. Kind of like how jamming your penis in a door isn't enjoyable, it's nature's way of telling you "you'll probably want to look after that mate."
 
I'm gay and I don't even like anal that much. It can feel good, but it can also feel pretty bad if you are not careful. I hate doing the prep for it too. That being, said the uncomfortableness is probably because I do it quite infrequently.
 
There's no poop involved with the topic at hand, unless you're not clean down there.

I don't get this argument, at all. When you shower, you clean everything you reach, of course. But how the heck can you say you're clean INSIDE of your anus, up to the lenght of a penis, unless you just had a clyster at the doctor's?! I don't stuff a fucking brush up there when cleaning myself and I don't expect that from my GF or anybody else. How can you assume the inside of your bowels are clean? It's not like your guts are coated with some sort of super teflon that keeps you shiny inside... There will be shit-leftovers all over and there is little you can do about it, I guess.

Can't believe I've written this.
 
But how the heck can you say you're clean INSIDE of your anus, up to the lenght of a penis, unless you just had a clyster at the doctor's?! [...] There will be shit-leftovers all over and there is little you can do about it, I guess.

1.) Your rectum isn't exactly coated with a lining of feces, generally. More fiber helps?
2.) Enemas.
 
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