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[NinjaBoiX]

Well, to be honest, I agree with that. I don't find it sexy either.

But it won't make a man less male if he receives anal sex. That's just ridiculous imo

No, but it might make you feel like less of a man which was my point. It's like a role reversal, doesn't appeal to me.

As I say, I'm not a complete prude. A finger/tongue can be great as a part of gentle, considered foreplay.

Getting your hole pumped by a big plastic penis, not so much.

It's emasculating to consider it emasculation.

Yeah, you basically just said nothing right there.

Um, touché?

 

[DoktorEvil]

So porn was lying to me when it has so much anal sex?!

I've never tried anal on a girl yet, and have no plans to unless she's done some proper cleaning.

 

[CountAntonius]

My gf sometimes uses her middlefinger to dig out poop lol. When I see her without a fake nail on her middlefinger, I know what she did and what she wants from me. It's sexy

There are a lot of techniques to clean yourself anyway.

Is her middle finger the size of your penis so she doesn't feel the need to dig any deeper?

 

[PapaJustify]

This thread could use some EightBitNate.

 

[akira28]

This thread meanders all over the place.
is it about anal sex in general? performing of the anal sex to a dude? I think people are confused.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

What condescension. It was a legit observation dude.

all you keep doing in this thread is questioning people's reasons and going on about how great it is. the thread title is "why do you hate anal sex" there have been many valid reasons listed here. pain, tolerance levels, etc.

 

[royalan]

all you keep doing in this thread is questioning people's reasons and going on about how great it is. the thread title is "why do you hate anal sex" there have been many valid reasons listed here. pain, tolerance levels, etc.

I literally questioned one person's reasons in the last few pages.

And of course I'm going on about how great anal sex is. That's kind of the point.

 

[CountAntonius]

I literally questioned one person's reasons in the last few pages.

And of course I'm going on about how great anal sex is. That's kind of the point.

Y u no like rosebuds?

 

[lmpaler]

Love giving, not a fan of receiving(done the whole finger thing, male G spot) one of my exes even licked my ass it was hilarious, but not for me(although I did feel fresher)

I love giving ATMs to dirty girls though no joke. It's hot, as fuck

 

[glow]

It does enhance orgasms, the more you learn about your right spots, the better the orgasm.

This is what I'm hoping for really. The only times I've had anything put into my ass was for prostate exams, suppositories and an occasional lick. Honestly, the idea of having an anal orgasm has always been a little... weird for me but after seeing/hearing so many straight guys into it and then reading this thread, I feel like it's worth trying.. even if I don't like it. I'm willing to deal with a little pain if the end result is as pleasurable as what you guys are making it out to be. I see a lot of guys in this thread saying "nope, nope, nope, don't want that" and "eww poop" but I haven't read anyone that's done it to the finish complain about the orgasms.

 

[royalan]

This is what I'm hoping for really. The only times I've had anything put into my ass was for prostate exams, suppositories and an occasional lick. Honestly, the idea of having an anal orgasm has always been a little... weird for me but after seeing/hearing so many straight guys into it and then reading this thread, I feel like it's worth trying.. even if I don't like it. I'm willing to deal with a little pain if the end result is as pleasurable as what you guys are making it out to be. I see a lot of guys in this thread saying "nope, nope, nope, don't want that" and "eww poop" but I haven't read anyone that's done it to the finish complain about the orgasms.

That is a good mindset to have. I applaud you, young anal grasshopper.

The key to trying anal play for the first time is to not think about the pain, or the awkwardness. Keeping your head in this mental space will only make you tense, which is the last thing you want to be.

Relax....

 

[EightBitNate]

This thread could use some EightBitNate.

I'm a virgin :|

 

[DoktorEvil]

I'm a virgin :|

.

 

[Vashetti]

Love giving, not a fan of receiving(done the whole finger thing, male G spot) one of my exes even licked my ass it was hilarious, but not for me(although I did feel fresher)

I love giving ATMs to dirty girls though no joke. It's hot, as fuck

Yup.

 

[TheSinkingKnight]

That would be the woman of my dreams.

 

[Yawnier]

Because thats where poopy comes from

 

[JC Lately]

Tried it a few times. Did nothing for me. So it's not so much a hate as complete indifference.

But I've been told I'm weird when it comes to sex. I also don't care for blowjobs, for example.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Tried it a few times. Did nothing for me. So it's not so much a hate as complete indifference.

But I've been told I'm weird when it comes to sex. I also don't care for blowjobs, for example.

Any man who cares not for blowjobs hasn't had a good one. Shit blowjobs are the worst, you either have to ask her to stop which can only be taken one way, or just try and cum and end the torture.

 

[Captain Europe]

This is what I'm hoping for really. The only times I've had anything put into my ass was for prostate exams, suppositories and an occasional lick. Honestly, the idea of having an anal orgasm has always been a little... weird for me but after seeing/hearing so many straight guys into it and then reading this thread, I feel like it's worth trying.. even if I don't like it. I'm willing to deal with a little pain if the end result is as pleasurable as what you guys are making it out to be. I see a lot of guys in this thread saying "nope, nope, nope, don't want that" and "eww poop" but I haven't read anyone that's done it to the finish complain about the orgasms.

I applaud your open mindedness! They don't even realise how daft they look, it's exactly the same as somebody opening a thread about pumpkins and people who've never tried it start responding as to why they hate it and why it's gross. There are legit reasons for not doing it, but a lot of posts here are childish.

Anal play is nothing like medicine going up there/anal exams/a poo going back up when you sneeze lol. Once you learn to relax your muscles it won't even be painful. Read up on it if you haven't already, and give it a few tries, it's unlikely it will go perfectly the first time. Enjoy experimenting, if you end up liking it, great, if you don't, that's completely fine too, at least you've tried it before you knocked it.

The orgasms can get crazy intense for sure.

 

[Kater]

I don't hate it, I love it.

Spoiler

Bottom 4 life

Keep on preaching, royalan.

 

[UselessNapkin]

I feel my situation is different because I was playing with my butt WAY before I actually learned to jack off so anal was always in my repertoire.

 

[JC Lately]

Any man who cares not for blowjobs hasn't had a good one. Shit blowjobs are the worst, you either have to ask her to stop which can only be taken one way, or just try and cum and end the torture.

Look I've had all kinds of experience with bj's ok? From men and women, blushing virgins and complete sluts, with and without tongue studs. The just don't do it for me, ok? They feel nice and all, but no better than a hand or a particularly silken pair of arches and the pleasure plateaus much sooner than either of those. They are a sexual waste of time for me.

 

[Crazyorloco]

This thread is kinda changed my attitude about anal. I'm definitely curious about it. I heard the male g spot is in there somewhere...but even with all this info I think it's gross. The poop man. The poop.

My asshole is moving while reading this thread. It's a sign.

 

[VaultBoy101]

My asshole is moving while reading this thread. It's a sign.

Quivering with anticipation?

 

[Yado]

This thread is kinda changed my attitude about anal. I'm definitely curious about it. I heard the male g spot is in there somewhere...but even with all this info I think it's gross. The poop man. The poop.

My asshole is moving while reading this thread. It's a sign.

Feed it.

 

[Forceatowulf]

For me it's the whole shit thing. I'm not too keen on putting my most cherished possession inside a shit tunnel.

I've licked some ass before though, not even gonna front.

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

Yeah, you basically just said nothing right there.

Um, touché?

I agree with you that "emasculation" is a real, identifiable emotion; but the idea would be that it's a fairly conscious choice to feel that way - you can tell that shit to shut the fuck up if you want to, and, as someone said, once you strip the layers away, "emasculation" is basically just insecurity, self-doubt, uncomfortableness, and similar. Fuck letting yourself feel any of that, ever.

 

[Staccat0]

For me it's the whole shit thing. I'm not too keen on putting my most cherished possession inside a shit tunnel.

I've licked some ass before though, not even gonna front.

That ain't really what we're talking about... OP is talking about flipping the script.

 

[Captain Europe]

This thread is kinda changed my attitude about anal. I'm definitely curious about it. I heard the male g spot is in there somewhere...but even with all this info I think it's gross. The poop man. The poop.

My asshole is moving while reading this thread. It's a sign.

Jebus lol... If your body functions properly and you do it after cleaning yourself after in the shower, you'll be fine.

I agree with you that "emasculation" is a real, identifiable emotion; but the idea would be that it's a fairly conscious choice to feel that way - you can tell that shit to shut the fuck up if you want to, and, as someone said, once you strip the layers away, "emasculation" is basically just insecurity, self-doubt, uncomfortableness, and similar. Fuck letting yourself feel any of that, ever.

Well said.

 

[MegalonJJ]

Isn't there a risk of E.Coli if you lick anus?

 

[bigmf]

I applaud your open mindedness! They don't even realise how daft they look, it's exactly the same as somebody opening a thread about pumpkins and people who've never tried it start responding as to why they hate it and why it's gross. There are legit reasons for not doing it, but a lot of posts here are childish.

Anal play is nothing like medicine going up there/anal exams/a poo going back up when you sneeze lol. Once you learn to relax your muscles it won't even be painful. Read up on it if you haven't already, and give it a few tries, it's unlikely it will go perfectly the first time. Enjoy experimenting, if you end up liking it, great, if you don't, that's completely fine too, at least you've tried it before you knocked it.

The orgasms can get crazy intense for sure.

It might be like that, if pumpkins smelled like asshole.

 

[Filaipus]

Never had it, either on me or did it to someone. My penis is kind of thick so I don't know if it would be that good if I did it to a women, it might hurt.

 

[Captain Europe]

It might be like that, if pumpkins smelled like asshole.

How your arsehole smells depends on you, so speak for yourself.

 

[royalan]

How your arsehole smells depends on you, so speak for yourself.

Right!?


If there is one thing this thread has opened my mind to, it's that there's a big chance that straight men don't properly clean in and around their assholes.

My personally? The bussy stay squeaky.

 

[anarckitty]

Quivering with anticipation?

lol. Mine is clenching in fear. I've tried it before a few times. Hurt every time. To each his own though.

 

[CornBurrito]

Right!?


If there is one thing this thread has opened my mind to, it's that there's a big chance that straight men don't properly clean in and around their assholes.

My personally? The bussy stay squeaky.

How exactly do you clean in it? At best you can clean a finger length, but penises/strapons are longer than a finger in length, meaning any shit further down than a finger can't be cleaned out. Unless you enema.

 

[MegalonJJ]

An ex girlfriend used to joke that her arshole smelt like spaghetti bolognese. I don't lick/eat arse, so I couldn't confirm.

 

[The Lamp]

and piss comes from dicks

and bloody bacterial discharge comes from vaginas

what's your point?

Shit is nauseatingly smelly and infinitely filled with more foul bacteria?

 

[Glasshole]

Alright, screw it. You know what, anus-haters? It's time for a short rundown of the mouth of Hell that you're perfectly willing to stick your penises inside.

First let's cover something called "yeast infections". Yeast is a fungus that lives in the vagina. And this horrid thing can cause something called a yeast infection, and in fact yeast infections are very common. That vagina you're after has probably experienced this before. As per webmd:

Cottage cheese. They're not only baking bread in those things like some type of demented Crotch Pockets™, they can also spew out cottage cheese-like substances.

What about periods? Oh, you should know about periods. Period days make lots of blood come out of the vagina - chunky blood. Uterine linings and clots mix in this like some type of vagina stew, all waiting for that time of the month to erupt forth like Hell's version of Old Faithful. These vagina blood geysers are something that 99.99% of women deal with monthly for a long span of years. Have fun.

Oh, and vaginal discharge. You see, vaginas clean themselves like cats, if cats were Predator-style penis-eaters. Only instead of licking themselves clean, they produce acids to do that. Yes, vaginas produce acids. And not just any acids - these acids can literally dissolve panties and various other things. Women can vary on this from being "dry", which also equates to a very dirty vagina, to being the fountain of eternal horrors. Vaginal discharge can range from clear and odorless to, let's see...

There's that term again: "cheesy". I don't recall when an anus last turned out to be a cottage cheese factory, but that's beside the point. That cheesy discharge is primarily due to yeast infections, which means that all-too-common yeast infections can cause double production speeds of this stuff.

I'm not even actually done, but I think that should cover it from now. This is your nirvana, straight men. But anuses are too much for you because "that's where poop comes from"? Anuses produce human waste, but so does your penis; vaginas produce humans, along with every other substance known to man. Since you've made the decision to use these to penetrate exclusively, you've entered into a nightmarish world of cottage cheese. Don't worry though, you won't be called "gay" for daring to consider the anus.

Are you out of your mind?

Have we reached the point where we got to explain why we don't like anal sex? I don't believe I have to spell it out: It's a choice. If someone thinks its sexy, he's gonna choose to try it. If not, they won't. Where the hell is the problem here dude? This is ridiculous. Why don't you just ask "Why do straight man hate sucking dick?! IT FEELS SO AMAZING". Because sex happens in your mind, dude.

Live and let live, dude. Don't be an anus. Good lord.

 

[akira28]

Isn't there a risk of E.Coli if you lick anus?

Risk of one or more of the Heps. Or you could catch a flu or something too.

 

[royalan]

Are you out of your mind?

Have we reached the point where we got to explain why we don't like anal sex? I don't believe I have to spell it out: It's a choice. If someone thinks its sexy, he's gonna choose to try it. If not, they won't. Where the hell is the problem here dude? This is ridiculous. Why don't you just ask "Why do straight man hate sucking dick?! IT FEELS SO AMAZING". Because sex happens in your mind, dude.

Live and let live, dude. Don't be an anus. Good lord.

The analogy doesn't work because anal play doesn't have to be gay, or practiced with another male.

 

[Brazil]

Eh. I don't mind when my girlfriend plays with the ol' oh.

At first she was even scared I might be gay because of that.

That was one stupid discussion.

 

[Glasshole]

The analogy doesn't work because anal play doesn't have to be gay, or practiced with another male.

Hyperbole, and probably the next step of this convo.

Why don't you react to the rest of the post?

I'm a heterosexual male. My sexual fantasies have been, since I can remember, been about penetrating women vaginally. Never have they been about being penetrated by anyone or anything. Thats the way not god, not society, but nature made my brain work. How is that so fucking hard to understand?
If you enjoy it, great, more power to you. But for me, it doesn't seem attractive - not even with your descriptions.

I feel like back in the 70ie/80ies, when there was this movement in Western Europe for the "emancipation of children" who said that children (below 13) have a sexuality, sexual independence and should be treated as adults when it comes to sex. Everyone who criticized them was called narrow-minded and contra-avantgardistic.

I do realize this is, again, not a good comparison. But I get this aftertaste in this discussion. "You straight people (generalizing here) are so narrow-minded!"

 

[riotous]

I do realize this is, again, not a good comparison. But I get this aftertaste in this discussion. "You straight people (generalizing here) are so narrow-minded!"

Well only doing what "nature intended" (allegedly) is almost by definition a narrow minded way of going about things.

 

[TOP SHOTTA]

Isn't there a risk of E.Coli if you lick anus?

If they have it, sure. If not, then no.

 

[ameleco]

It really is dumb how guys just ignore their prostate. The best orgasms I've ever had has been from prostate stimulation. Oh well... I suppose they'll always be missing out.

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

Alright, screw it. You know what, anus-haters? It's time for a short rundown of the mouth of Hell that you're perfectly willing to stick your penises inside.

First let's cover something called "yeast infections". Yeast is a fungus that lives in the vagina. And this horrid thing can cause something called a yeast infection, and in fact yeast infections are very common. That vagina you're after has probably experienced this before. As per webmd:

Cottage cheese. They're not only baking bread in those things like some type of demented Crotch Pockets™, they can also spew out cottage cheese-like substances.

What about periods? Oh, you should know about periods. Period days make lots of blood come out of the vagina - chunky blood. Uterine linings and clots mix in this like some type of vagina stew, all waiting for that time of the month to erupt forth like Hell's version of Old Faithful. These vagina blood geysers are something that 99.99% of women deal with monthly for a long span of years. Have fun.

Oh, and vaginal discharge. You see, vaginas clean themselves like cats, if cats were Predator-style penis-eaters. Only instead of licking themselves clean, they produce acids to do that. Yes, vaginas produce acids. And not just any acids - these acids can literally dissolve panties and various other things. Women can vary on this from being "dry", which also equates to a very dirty vagina, to being the fountain of eternal horrors. Vaginal discharge can range from clear and odorless to, let's see...

There's that term again: "cheesy". I don't recall when an anus last turned out to be a cottage cheese factory, but that's beside the point. That cheesy discharge is primarily due to yeast infections, which means that all-too-common yeast infections can cause double production speeds of this stuff.

I'm not even actually done, but I think that should cover it from now. This is your nirvana, straight men. But anuses are too much for you because "that's where poop comes from"? Anuses produce human waste, but so does your penis; vaginas produce humans, along with every other substance known to man. Since you've made the decision to use these to penetrate exclusively, you've entered into a nightmarish world of cottage cheese. Don't worry though, you won't be called "gay" for daring to consider the anus.

This reads like Mens Rights Activists!

 

[royalan]

Hyperbole, and probably the next step of this convo.

Why don't you react to the rest of the post?

I'm a heterosexual male. My sexual fantasies have been, since I can remember, been about penetrating women vaginally. Never have they been about being penetrated by anyone or anything. Thats the way not god, not society, but nature made my brain work. How is that so fucking hard to understand?
If you enjoy it, great, more power to you. But for me, it doesn't seem attractive - not even with your descriptions.

I feel like back in the 70ie/80ies, when there was this movement in Western Europe for the "emancipation of children" who said that children (below 13) have a sexuality, sexual independence and should be treated as adults when it comes to sex. Everyone who criticized them was called narrow-minded and contra-avantgardistic.

I do realize this is, again, not a good comparison. But I get this aftertaste in this discussion. "You straight people (generalizing here) are so narrow-minded!"

How is stating fact hyperbolic?

Also, who says I don't "understand" your reasoning for only having vaginal sex?

All I said is your analogy doesn't work...because it doesn't.

 

[CornBurrito]

But I get this aftertaste in this discussion. "You straight people (generalizing here) are so narrow-minded!"

I would say that's your problem.

 

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