2014 FIFA World Cup |OT4| What can European men do against such reckless heat?

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flyover

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suarez is clearly a cunt and should be banned, but i still hope he won't be. dude will make the world cup more entertaining. if the result of today means that uruguay went through but no suarez, then we all lost.

They should make him watch from a cage on the sidelines, from which he snaps at any passers-by.
 

saud264

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Guerilla

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So glad Italy is out, I have little patience for teams that play as annoyingly as them. I thoroughly enjoyed watching their shitty defensive strategy biting them in the ass. Chiellini might have been taken seriously if he didn't cry wolf every. fucking. time. Suarez needs to be committed.
 

Salsa

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Still beats the "we won so we deserved to win" thesis.

please dude.

you really think Italy played the better game?

watch the second half again

we werent top tier by any means, but Italy played for the draw and it bit them in the ass. Had it coming with 2 or 3 buffon saves that no other goalie would have made.
 
AMAZING.

This was PRIME example on why I ALWAYS root against Italy, worst tam in the world.

They play like garbage. They foul. They flop. They kill the game.

Mexico needed a tie. They went for three goals.

Brazil needed a tie. They scored four.

Spain needed jack shit, and they still went out to win.

Italy? Too busy crying to mama to play the game.

Good riddance.



Note: This is not an endorsement of Uruguay.

Note 2: Whoever put money on Costa Rica winning the group, with Uruguay 2nd is now a millionaire.

Cameroon, England and South Korea would like a word.
 

Kikujiro

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10 PLAYERS VS 11, SHOULD ATTACK

Suarez didn't influence the match at all


Jesus christ your logic

Don't waste your time, Salsa cries like a kid because "ITALY ISN'T ATTACKING THEY DON'T DESERVE SHIT" and fail to grasp the most simple and logical concepts. The amusing thing is that Uruguay parked the bus for half of the time.

Can't wait to say fuck off Uruguay.
 

Buzzati

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"I dont think you watch much soccer" is probably my favorite "insult" in these threads. Right alongside "this match is so borig!" to somehow gain cred.

parking the bus and being defensive is a legit tactic. Stalling every single chance by staying on the ground like a baby after doing a sagat tiger kick into another player is being embarrasing.

safe trip back home

We'll have a safe trip home, Chiellini will get a tetanus shot, and Uruguay's star player is a four-time dracula psychopath. Do you think anyone is going to take Uruguay seriously in the Cup? Even on the off chance that they score?
 

KxoZz

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Suarez really needs to be banned from this world cup for that shit. But I would understand if FIFA don't have enough evidence to back the claim up. If all we have is those few clips. Even if he has done it before I belive there isn't enough to say he really did it other than common sense.
 

Miletius

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All I'm hoping for in the next game is for Japan to have a good showing. I had a work bet where the loser makes the next runner up some baked goods and so on. So I figured hey, why not pick Japan as they are not likely to be the very bottom of our pool, even if they aren't going to win. Turns out, Japan has a huge chance of being the very bottom and I guess no baked goods for me if that's the case.

I even started out with Holland, as that's the team I think has a legit shot at being a good dark horse winner. But I foolishly changed my bet.
 

Dragon

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suarez is clearly a cunt and should be banned, but i still hope he won't be. dude will make the world cup more entertaining. if the result of today means that uruguay went through but no suarez, then we all lost.

It's actually dangerous to bite other people. The last guy he bit had to get a tetanus shot didn't he? The human mouth isn't clean.

Also England not being able to even beat Costa Rica, lol, go back to cricket

No one in the group beat Costa Rica?!
 

Haunted

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Italy out? This is too good to believe it, first time in 12 years Germany can't face either Spain or Italy in Semis. I get the feeling that this time we'll choke somewhere else instead :p
On a collision course with Brazil in the semis (if we can make it out of the group and past Algeria/France).
 
please dude.

you really think Italy played the better game?

watch the second half again

we werent top tier by any means, but Italy played for the draw and it bit them in the ass. Had it coming with 2 or 3 buffon saves that no other goalie would have made.

So glad Italy is out, I have little patience for teams that play as annoyingly as them. I thoroughly enjoyed watching their shitty defensive strategy biting them in the ass. Chiellini might have been taken seriously if he didn't cry wolf every. fucking. time. Suarez needs to be committed.

I see what y'all did there.
 

Salsa

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We'll have a safe trip home and Uruguay's star player is a four-time dracula psychopath. Do you think anyone is going to take Uruguay seriously in the Cup? Even on the off chance that they score?

oh yeah, im sure if Uruguay wins the WC again i'll feel sad cause some people will bring up this match as if suddenly the whole team didnt deserve anything. GG
 

manueldelalas

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Why does Europe have 13 slots in the World Cup again? A lot of joke teams there. SA has 4 and a half, and they have 6 teams this WC, al 6 qualifying at the moment, Ecuador is the only team not sure to pass.

Europe should have 9 or 10 slots tops.
 

SkylineRKR

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Italy got old. Pirlo, Buffon are somewhat past it. Pirlo's passing and dead situations are still top but thats about it.

Balotelli is terribly inconsistent, and Cassano is so too. No real elite strikers there. Their obvious problem was with scoring goals and creating chances.
 

Martian

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what the fuck is wrong with suarez?

Seriously FIFA: You need a third biting to ban someone for life? WTF I don't give a fuck how good someone is, if someone misbehaves by biting you ban that dude for life.

Biting? What the fuck is wrong with him?
 

UrbanRats

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please dude.

you really think Italy played the better game?

watch the second half again

we werent top tier by any means, but Italy played for the draw and it bit them in the ass. Had it coming with 2 or 3 buffon saves that no other goalie would have made.

Would've been funny if Buffon scored a goal there at the end.. one man team, lol.
 
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