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[TheGreatMightyPoo]

hahahahaha

 

[STILLethal]

Same thing im asking, does he think he has like venom that will make players not play well or something?

It obviously worked lol, minute later they scored. Chiellini was shook like "wtf i get bit for?"

 

[figadapaura]

so do you guys think Japan has a chance on colombia? Considering they almost have nothing to play for

no

but I hope Kagawa scores anyway

 

[Jimmyfenix]

Suarez should be banned for the rest of the World Cup.

Yes

 

[BMO = GOAT]

Hahaha good one

 

[Dion Blaster]

Luckily we shouldn't see Suarez the rest of the tournament right?

 

[The007JiM]

omg! hahahaha

 

[Road]

Why does Suarez bite people?

You don't watch Simpsons?

It's Brazil, we are all ruled by monkeys. He was just trying to fit in.

 

[Peachpies]

I have always been in favor of the video ref. I hate the FIFA for thinking that somehow making correct decisions is going to ruin the game.

Just like that ball line technology right guys?

makes it harder to fix games

 

[Carn82]

 

[Larogue]

 

[Orbis]

Just seen the Suarez bite. Holy shit, the guy has a genuine problem with biting. He needs to see a psychiatrist. I thought he was over that problem but clearly not.

That said, I have no issue with Uruguay going through. Italy and Uruguay were both shit all group stage so there wasn't much to pick from. Neither as poor as England however. Almost certainly one of the worst England teams and performances in a tournament in history right there; a national embarrassment.

So congratulations to Costa Rica for topping an absolute shocker of a group, they deserve full credit for that.

 

[Skellig Gra]

Italia is a shit side.

Euro and Confederations was a mirage. They only like to play in shitty cold conditions

Doesn't make sense. It gets hot as hell in Italy in the summer. I guess too many guys are based in northern italy?

 

[inky]

Why???

All the drama I'm guessing, lol.

In all honesty, it sucks that he is such a good player because you just can't root for him. Dude is a dumbass and deserves a long ban from football (like real long, 1 year at least) and considering he is at his peak, it makes it all the more baffling that he acts like this.

 

[aronnov reborn]

This pic makes me even more angry. What a vile piece of shit of a player. Pretending he is hurt. Fuck. Him.

He probably is hurt. he's use to his flesh cooked. was a bit rough for him. ban this bastard for life.

 

[Storm Kyleis]

Poor guy, he hurt his teeth biting.

Or maybe Chiellini tastes bad.

 

[Mr. RHC]

Savage avatar free for grabs:

 

[NYCmetsfan]

Suarez is horrible. I hope he's out of the cup

 

[m_shortpants]

Did Suarez lose a tooth?

Slimy bastard.

 

[Salsa]

I don't think you watch much soccer, so I'm gonna help you.

"parking the bus" or being defensive is a legitimate tactic in soccer. Uruguay have to earn a goal. Italy is not obligated to attack just because you want them to thin their defense.

Biting people is not. Biting a person for the 4th time and diving in the box is not.

~fin

"I dont think you watch much soccer" is probably my favorite "insult" in these threads. Right alongside "this match is so borig!" to somehow gain cred.

parking the bus and being defensive is a legit tactic. Stalling every single chance by staying on the ground like a baby after doing a sagat tiger kick into another player is being embarrasing.

safe trip back home

 

[Nyx]

Suarez should be banned for the rest of the World Cup.

Yup

 

[Juicy Bob]

Suarez should be banned for the rest of the World Cup.

But that, most likely, would only be one game, potentially.

He needs far more punishment than that.

 

[Hystzen]

no

but I hope Kagawa scores anyway

The only Man U player left to score and remove the Moyles curse

 

[vilmer_]

Suarez should be banned for the rest of the tournament. There's no excuse for something as demented as that.

 

[barit]

Oliver Kahn on German TV about the biting: "It's not allowed?" LOL

"Why he would want to bite him anyway ?"

"Maybe it taste good !" haha

 

[BMO = GOAT]

It obviously worked lol, minute later they scored. Chiellini was shook like "wtf i get bit for?"

Suarez is a dumb genius if he plans all this out.

 

[flyover]

Doing this does him nothing good, why he would do it to keep up some controversial buzz is... A funny thought, but a silly one.

I really think he just loses his mind out there. I don't think it's calculated. He just goes into brain-dead football automaton mode at times -- and his natural tendency is to be a total dickhead. Afterward, he's probably wondering why he's so stupid, too.

 

[Booshka]

Suarez really is Baba Booey, put those big chompers to use Boff.

 

[Courage]

Doing this does him nothing good, why he would do it to keep up some controversial buzz is... A funny thought, but a silly one.

Mental illness then.

 

[industrian]

Man I would have puched him in the jaw for that.

I'm actually surprised there wasn't a post-game incident.

 

[KHlover]

Italy out? This is too good to believe it, first time in 12 years Germany can't face either Spain or Italy in Semis. I get the feeling that this time we'll choke somewhere else instead

 

[LayLa]

Why does Suarez bite?

because he likes the taste of fava beans and nice Chiellini

 

[jamesinclair]

AMAZING.

This was PRIME example on why I ALWAYS root against Italy, worst tam in the world.

They play like garbage. They foul. They flop. They kill the game.

Mexico needed a tie. They went for three goals.

Brazil needed a tie. They scored four.

Spain needed jack shit, and they still went out to win.

Italy? Too busy crying to mama to play the game.

Good riddance.



Note: This is not an endorsement of Uruguay.

Note 2: Whoever put money on Costa Rica winning the group, with Uruguay 2nd is now a millionaire.

 

[John Dunbar]

suarez is clearly a cunt and should be banned, but i still hope he won't be. dude will make the world cup more entertaining. if the result of today means that uruguay went through but no suarez, then we all lost.

 

[Disagree Guy]

Sell the shit to Barcelona. Dragged Liverpool through the dirt enough.

Also I bet on Italy to win so I'm even more fucked off.

 

[Navy Bean]

Both Uruguay and Italy sucked today. And Uruguay without Suarez will be a very average team going forward.

 

[Sviatoslav]

So Brazil, Chile, Colombia and Uruguay are all going to be in the same quarter of the draw. We're going to have a mini Copa America here.

 

[ndiicm]

Why was balotelli out? No way they are scoring without super mario on the pitch.

 

[Sn4ke_911]

Savage avatar free for grabs:

Would be funny if a mod forces this guy to use this avatar.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=118042034&postcount=16814

 

[Cess007]

Suarez should be banned for the rest of the World Cup.

For the year i say.

 

[Oveja Negra]

I wasn't that sure that it was a biting, more like he hit the italian with his head (which is still a disgrace). Now there's photographic evidence, it would be insane if this motherfucker Suárez doesn't end going home right now.

Please, FIFA, at least just once, do the right thing.

 

[Courage]

Italy out? This is too good to believe it, first time in 12 years Germany can't face either Spain or Italy in Semis. I get the feeling that this time we'll choke somewhere else instead

Greek revenge for Euro 2012

Greece Germany 5-2

 

[Sickboy007]

"I dont think you watch much soccer" is probably my favorite "insult" in these threads. Right alongside "this match is so borig!" to somehow gain cred.

Still beats the "we won so we deserved to win" thesis.

 

[terrisus]

because he likes the taste of fava beans and nice Chiellini

A+

 

[Arjen]

Italy needed a draw.
OMG, why did they play for a draw!
Looks like a damn solid tactic to me. They were holding on pretty well until that bite. That does shit to a team mentally, you can't deny that.
And I'm a bit baffled by the massive Europe hate in here, did we bite your puppy?

 

[Jimmyfenix]

Why was balotelli out? No way they are scoring without super mario on the pitch.

He got injured

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

suarez is clearly a cunt and should be banned, but i still hope he won't. dude will make the world cup more entertaining. if the result of today means that uruguay went through but no suarez, then we all lost.

Are you kidding me bro? I don't care if he was better than Messi and Ronaldo combined. I'm trying to watch sports not a Dracula movie.

 

[krishian]

Italy out? This is too good to believe it, first time in 12 years Germany can't face either Spain or Italy in Semis. I get the feeling that this time we'll choke somewhere else instead

Germany can pretty much just take the thing right now, no point in wasting another couple of weeks before we get to the glory that is the summer transfer window.

 

[Niven]

You clearly don't know much about Football or the World Cup if you didn't realise that The Netherlands, France and Belgium are already through and Germany and Switzerland are also most likely through.

Why the fuck does everyone on GAF suddenly hate Europe?

.

 

[Akiller]

WRYYYY SUAREZ