2014 FIFA World Cup |OT6| The beautiful game in all its thrilling glory

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Belgium? More like BelDUMB.

Pancakes > Waffles

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy > Belgian Constitution

USA USA
CONCHONCAGAF

shit yea.
 
So ready to beat the USA tonight:

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So earlier I asked about Claudio Ranieri (being tapped to manage the Greek team going forward) and got not so great feedback.

Now that I've done my homework on him, this seems like a huge get for Greek soccer....His resume reads like a who's who of UEFA royalty, he has coached lots of great teams with mostly success, though he has had some bad stints: Chelsea, Juventus, Valencia, Atletico Madrid, etc.

Even if he wasn't the best coach in these teams' history, I think for the purposes of the Greek international team he will do just fine.
 
Mostly talking about the laser pointer, not the whistling (though that was excessive, too, if to be expected given the location and fan proportions)

How do you know those weren't Brazilians and not Algerians? Most of the fans cheering against Germany in that stadium weren't Algerian.
 
How do you know those weren't Brazilians and not Algerians? Most of the fans cheering against Germany in that stadium weren't Algerian.

The same thing happened in the game Algeria vs Russia.

That's not definitive proof but yeah... I've not heard of it happening in any other game either.
 
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This world cup messed with Chile:
Chile's got a lot of heart. They named themselves after a delicious food. Those fellers dedicated themselves to a lifestyle of spicy upset stomachs. They did know their flags. They modelled themselves after the GOAT state in the good ol' U.S. of A. You fellers kicked them out of this World Cup, and we don't like those who mess with our state



Today is the day. It is a day of infamy. They day we clash with our European brethren. While America might be the deadliest place on the planet, the Belgiums are no slouches themselves. These foes hold deep in their hearts a desire to make the world's population grossly obese with their constant supply of fries, of fluffy waffles, of creamy confectionary.

So watch out Belgians. We've been knocked down before, but we get up again. Landycakes has been K.O.d, but others have taken his place as leaders in the lineup. Both Beasley and Dempsey remember the horrors of 2006. Rocky Balboa, a hero of Dempsey during his hard-knock- Nacogdoches life , actually met the two USMNT vets after the horror filled 2006 World Cup campaign. This is what he said to them:

You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that!

We came back with a valiant campaign in 2010 under the tutelage of Dr Bradley. Nothing was expected of us. Donovan was a european has-been. Howard was a failed Manchester United experiment. Beasley thought beards were cool again and rode more benches than David Carr. Nepotism was on every journalist's lips. But Donovan was there. He had listened to Al Pacino the day before, and Algeria bore the brunt of his single-minded determination. But in the end, it didn't even matter. THe Ghanian voodoo warlock laid a curse on our boys: after a hardfought battle we were struck down, and we fell.

In that moment of darkness we were tested. But in that moment of darkness, and in that pain, we searched our inner selves and found some spark. It was a wondrous tale of magic, of ancient cultures, of good ol' American fortitude. We refused to lay down in our depressed, drunken state. We found a spark, a little glint of metal off in the distance. It was a lighter, a lone zippo burning faintly in the dark. It seemed to grow brighter. In fact that light was getting closer. What we found was magical:

German-Americans, and Klinsmann:

Jermaine: crunching tackles in the breeze
Fabian: drawing defenders out of position
Timmy: dispossessing with ease
Brooks: Making last minute scores
Green: Stars are in my eyes,
faster than our depletion pensions
Oh German-Americans I adore
German-Americans, what a sight!
German-Americans, and Klinsman!!!
fill my eyes with tears,
my heart with delight
Our German-Americans, and Klinsman!!!
'Round the Germany I go
Thinking of the USMNT sweety
Call me to my home
bring me back to US again
you can find you way.
What we have, we have completely
now and everyday, we are citizens!
Our German-Americans, what a sight!
Our German-Americans, and Klinsman!!!
fill my eyes with tears,
my heart with delight
Delight
Delight
Our German-Americans, and Klinsman!!


They mocked us. The salt-bearers tried to supersoak us down. Nerf guns, foam disks flung at us. I say try to clog my arteries greasy food slinging fools. I'll die on good ol' Hershey chocolate. I'll smell like teen spirit. I'll drink out of disposable Dixie-cups. It's time for gloryland. It's time to transform. The salt super soakers have been spraying us down. But we've had enough! It's time to stand up for our rights that the constitution guarantees. It's time to let the mighty eagle soar once more.. The oppressive, hatred has hit its meridian....but no longer! We'll fight back.



Taylor Swift, massive USMNT impersonator and karaoke-er, predicted July 13th nearly five years ago:

You're on the phone with your old fling
Spain's upset
She's going off about something that you said
(out in the group stage!)
'Cause Spain doesn't get your humor like I do
I'm in my room
It's a typical Monday night
I'm listening to the kind of music she doesn't like
And she'll never know your story like I do'

But Spain wears short skirts
I wear T-shirts
Spain's cheer captain
And I'm on the Wall Street
Dreaming about the day when you wake up
And find that what you're looking for has been here the whole time

If you can see that Klinsmann's the one who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see
You belong with USMNT
You belong with USMNT

Walkin' the streets with you and your worn-out sheen
I can't help thinking this is how it ought to be
Laughing on a park bench, thinking to myself
Hey isn't this easy

And you've got a golden sheen that could light up this whole town
I haven't seen it in a while since Spain brought you down
You say your fine
I know you better then that
Hey what you doing with a State like that

Spain wears high heels
I wear cowboy boots
Spain's cheer captain and I'm on the Wall Street
Dreaming about the day when you wake up
And find that what you're looking for has been here the whole time

If you can see that Klinsmann's the one who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see
You belong with USMNT

Standing by and waiting at your back door
All this time how could you not know
World Cup, you belong with USMNT
You belong with USMNT

Oh, I remember you drivin' to the Rose Bowl in the middle of '94
I'm the one who makes you laugh
When you know you're about to cry
And I know your favorite songs (Gloryland, and Hot Hot Hot, and The Time of our Lives)
And you tell me about your dreams
I think I know where you belong
I think I know it's with USMNT

Can't you see that Klinsmann's the one who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see
You belong with USMNT

Standing by and waiting at your back door
All this time
How could you not know
World Cup, you belong with USMNT
You belong with USMNT

You belong with USMNT
Have you ever thought just maybe
You belong with USMNT
You belong with USMNT

Thank you Taylor, for all you have done for us

You too, Coach Taylor.
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You too, Herb Brooks

USMNT: Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose. Time for our own great moment.

GoGoUsa
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When the wickedness, iniquity and ruin of devil worshipers face the glory of winged freedom, no basement will save them from the wrath of concakhan.
 
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This world cup messed with Chile:

Chile's got a lot of heart. They named themselves after a delicious food. Those fellers dedicated themselves to a lifestyle of spicy upset stomachs. They did know their flags. They modelled themselves after the GOAT state in the good ol' U.S. of A. You fellers kicked them out of this World Cup, and we don't like those who mess with our state




Today is the day. It is a day of infamy. They day we clash with our European brethren. While America might be the deadliest place on the planet, the Belgiums are no slouches themselves. These foes hold deep in their hearts a desire to make the world's population grossly obese with their constant supply of fries, of fluffy waffles, of creamy confectionary.

So watch out Belgians. We've been knocked down before, but we get up again. Landycakes has been K.O.d, but others have taken his place as leaders in the lineup. Both Beasley and Dempsey remember the horrors of 2006. Rocky Balboa, a hero of Dempsey during his hard-knock- Nacogdoches life , actually met the two USMNT vets after the horror filled 2006 World Cup campaign. This is what he said to them:



We came back with a valiant campaign in 2010 under the tutelage of Dr Bradley. Nothing was expected of us. Donovan was a european has-been. Howard was a failed Manchester United experiment. Beasley thought beards were cool again and rode more benches than David Carr. Nepotism was on every journalist's lips. But Donovan was there. He had listened to Al Pacino the day before, and Algeria bore the brunt of his single-minded determination. But in the end, it didn't even matter. THe Ghanian voodoo warlock laid a curse on our boys: after a hardfought battle we were struck down, and we fell.

In that moment of darkness we were tested. But in that moment of darkness, and in that pain, we searched our inner selves and found some spark. It was a wondrous tale of magic, of ancient cultures, of good ol' American fortitude. We refused to lay down in our depressed, drunken state. We found a spark, a little glint of metal off in the distance. It was a lighter, a lone zippo burning faintly in the dark. It seemed to grow brighter. In fact that light was getting closer. What we found was magical:

German-Americans, and Klinsmann:

Jermaine: crunching tackles in the breeze
Fabian: drawing defenders out of position
Timmy: dispossessing with ease
Brooks: Making last minute scores
Green: Stars are in my eyes,
faster than our depletion pensions
Oh German-Americans I adore
German-Americans, what a sight!
German-Americans, and Klinsman!!!
fill my eyes with tears,
my heart with delight
Our German-Americans, and Klinsman!!!
'Round the Germany I go
Thinking of the USMNT sweety
Call me to my home
bring me back to US again
you can find you way.
What we have, we have completely
now and everyday, we are citizens!
Our German-Americans, what a sight!
Our German-Americans, and Klinsman!!!
fill my eyes with tears,
my heart with delight
Delight
Delight
Our German-Americans, and Klinsman!!


They mocked us. The salt-bearers tried to supersoak us down. Nerf guns, foam disks flung at us. I say try to clog my arteries greasy food slinging fools. I'll die on good ol' Hershey chocolate. I'll smell like teen spirit. I'll drink out of disposable Dixie-cups. It's time for gloryland. It's time to transform. The salt super soakers have been spraying us down. But we've had enough! It's time to stand up for our rights that the constitution guarantees. It's time to let the mighty eagle soar once more.. The oppressive, hatred has hit its meridian....but no longer! We'll fight back.



Taylor Swift, massive USMNT impersonator and karaoke-er, predicted July 13th nearly five years ago:



Thank you Taylor, for all you have done for us


You too, Coach Taylor.
coachtaylorfnlalways.jpg


You too, Herb Brooks


USMNT: Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose. Time for our own great moment.

GoGoUsa

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i'm getting this tattoo'd on me :'(

beautiful.
 
Yep, I'm pretty sure this is the day freedom dies. :(

I hate betting against the US, but in my pool I have them losing to Belgium 2-1.

Belgium though actually has quite a few players I like such as Lakaku and Hazard, so I'll probably pull for them in the quarterfinal match if they advance.

But in the US's favor, we played some tough group stage matches whereas Belgium has played mostly lightweights so far. After facing Ghana, Portugal, and Germany, I highly doubt Belgium will be intimidating to the US players.

Also one pattern I noticed is that the soccer "minnows" of the tournament have continually played better as the tournament progressed. Whereas just about every single powerhouse team has been limping forward the last couple of matches. If the pattern holds, the US might be able to pull off an upset over Belgium.
 
I was busy eating boogers and playing with spiders in 2002, would be nice to see the United States get to the quarter finals again, this time with my full attention.

These godless Belgians must be swiftly destroyed.
 
Gonna miss the first game and my shift ends when the second game starts. Hopefully I can leave a bit early to see Belgium kick some USA ass.
 
Fellaini will knock Bradley out from the game with an elbow and get a red card. Bradley subbed out. Diskerud comes in. USA still can't get a shot on goal until the 60th minute. Belgium scores shortly afterwards. Fabian Johnson scores an amazing goal but it was unjustly ruled offside. Diskerud scores in the 87th. USA wins on penalties.
 
I'm sorry Belgium is going to kick you out of the World Cup tonight USA. Just remember, Belgium doesn't have much World Cup success either, they deserve it too.

Also, don't execute a mass exodus once you're out, there's plenty of World Cup left to enjoy! :D
 
Fellaini will knock Bradley out from the game with an elbow and get a red card. Bradley subbed out. Diskerud comes in. USA still can't get a shot on goal until the 60th minute. Belgium scores shortly afterwards. Fabian Johnson scores an amazing goal but it was unjustly ruled offside. Diskerud scores in the 87th. USA wins on penalties.

You should bet on all that shit, I love exact predictions!
 
How do you know those weren't Brazilians and not Algerians? Most of the fans cheering against Germany in that stadium weren't Algerian.

They played in Porto Allegre, where ~45% of the inhabitants are of German descent. Plus about every interview you get in Brazil, the Brazilians have high respect for the German team. I highly doubt it were Brazilians.
 
2002 was a dark period in my life. I rooted for Germany.

My dad is German so I thought it was the right thing to do as an 11-year old back then.
 
Komaan duivels!

Is it too early for pintskes?

It's just "pintjes" man. And yes, it's too early for me at least... i'll be on my (motor)bike the entire day.

This should be a no-brainer, but with Kompany & Vermaelen injured, Hazard who won't get into first gear...

They played in Porto Allegre, where ~45% of the inhabitants are of German descent. Plus about every interview you get in Brazil, the Brazilians have high respect for the German team. I highly doubt it were Brazilians.

The crowd was boo-ing/whistling the entire time Belgium had the ball when they played Algeria...
 
That made my day, i dont forget the 2002 robbery

Nice, that's so uplifting.
Consider yourselves fistbumped.

Meh, like these players had anything to do with it. The people responsible for fixing those matches are probably still laughing all the way to the bank.

It wasn't the "fixers" who pulled the dirty crap you see here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPd8YmFcvtQ (dat crowd too.)
I don't know if any of those in the current team even played in '02, don't care.

Don't bring reason into this.

Reason's got nothing to do with this. Get out. >:3
 
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