Yeah they need some quality swearing in there to fit in. Either that or some genuine classics like
Hes blond, hes quick
His names a porno flick, Emmanuel! Emanuel!
Who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies? You fat bastard, you fat bastard, you ate all the pies!
"His name is Rio and he watches from the stand"
Rio Ferdinand faced this chant after he was banned for missing a drugs test in 2003, sung to the tune of 'Rio' by Duran Duran
"Your teeth are offside, your teeth are offside, Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside"
Manchester United fans singing about Liverpool forward Luis Suarez's large gnashers
"You only live round the corner"
Fulham fans sing to Manchester United supporters during their 2-0 win in the 2008/9 season.
Shamelessly knicked from various websites.