In 2013, author Dan Ryckert began a crowdfunding campaign with the sole purpose of mocking an unnamed former professional athlete. This athlete had started his own crowdfunding campaign that was woefully unsuccessful, so Ryckert set out to raise more money than his rival while offering nothing of value to its backers. The handsome 29 year-old writer was successful, bringing in thousands of dollars and fully financing his lifelong goal of getting sweet seats for WrestleMania. While Ryckert was successful, his initial plan of writing a book about the real-life figure was derailed when he realized that it was probably something he could totally get sued for. As a result, he wrote a different book that is entirely fictional and is based on no real life figures or events. He promised his backers nothing of value, and this book makes good on that promise. Enlisting the help of his friends in the gaming industry, in Hollywood, and in the world of improv comedy, Former Baseball Player Sucks At Crowdfunding: A Time Travel Adventure chronicles the entirely fictional adventures of one super-fictional former athlete that isn't based on anyone. Will the steroid-infused idiot find a way to end his chaotic ordeal? Will he ever find peace with the fact that his penis is just the smallest thing in the world? Learn the answers to these questions and more in this thrilling work of fiction.
