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[artist]

Could Neymar have saved them?

Yes.

That's the PR speak Brazil-GAF are gonna use.

 

[| Praxis |]

This is amazing.

I wanted Germany to win, but had my doubts, but they're destroying them.

 

[bone_and_sinew]

I'm speechless, how can a team get this far and do this bad.

Dodgy reffing and home soil. They were never that good, would've finished 4th at best in CONMEBOL qualifiers.

 

[Blablurn]

Brazil, go home. you're drunk.

oh wait.

 

[entremet]

What in the world. Losing like this at home, too? Ouch.

 

[norinrad]

Any Brazilian guys who were going to propose to their girlfriends when Brazil makes it to the finals better postpone it.

 

[Syf]

I'm dying

 

[Trevelyon]

Training session. Brazilians fans should exit en masse.

 

[dubc35]

holy shit! just checked the score, did not expect this, wow!

 

[Funky Papa]

Well, Spain must be feeling a slight bit better now.

This is fucking embarrassing.

I live a couple of stories above a bar. The locals are cheering for Germany even LOUDER than the German tourists (this is in the centre of the city, we have them in spades by summer).

It's a goddamned zoo down there.

 

[Raist]

29' Sami Khedira
26' Toni Kroos
24' Toni Kroos
23' Miroslav Klose
11' Thomas Müller

I mean, seriously?

 

[Exterminieren]

Lol incoming 1-0 Germany borefest from now on

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking hell

 

[Jeff-DSA]

Lol. I understand this isn't a great Brazil team..but why do people seem to hate them so much

Because they got where they were on a mix of luck and "fortunate" officiating. More deserving teams got eliminated by and before Brazil.

 

[Roland1979]

Didn't Germany players had Flu or something?

If they were at their 100% this would been sttoped already at 25-0 or some shit.

lols.

Flu is giving them super powers obviously. 2 Dutch players have it too so GERMANY - HOLLAND finals confirmed.

 

[KHlover]

So Germany blitzes Brazil but not the French? Why?

Because after Neymar and da Silva we're in their head

 

[Tugatrix]

as we are

Yeah Fred

 

[lowballj]

Stop. Stop. Brazil's already dead

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Lol. I understand this isn't a great Brazil team..but why do people seem to hate them so much

Because they are so overhyped by a lot of media as the greatest football team of all time. Every World Cup.

 

[agrajag]

This is appalling. How is Brazil ever going to live this down?

 

[smokeandmirrors]

ded

 

[Lambda Pie]

completely unsurprising. a team made of guys who flopped everywhere in Europe, lucky it's only 5-0 at this point.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Neymar was more than their best player, it was also their only hope. Him out completely deflated this team.

Seems this way. This is more than just a talent ass whipping. Brazil looks like they just don't want to be there. They no-showed.

 

[Ulumsk]

As much as I enjoy seeing this Brazil team getting found out, I really hopet his doesn't result in civil unrest.

 

[sestrugen]

They need to rage quit so fast

 

[Road]

Match fact: The last time Brazil suffered 5 goals playing here was in 1938.

 

[Insane Metal]

Reality check level GERMANY.

Brazil's team is horrible. Miracle that it has made so far.

Yep!

And I predicted, in this very thread, it would be 3 x 1 in Germany's favor. Goddamn. I don't believe ANYONE would think Germany would score 5 goals in 30 minutes. This is insane!

 

[Alpende]

Germany I need another goal...

 

[p3tran]

after brazil ate the first goal, they were detuned.
after they ate the second, they are completely lost.
and this is the thing I didnt expect to see from a team like brazil.
until they wake up they are already five goals behind.

I also think that germany's goals where nicely planned tricks from the bench.
and their morale now must be at all time high.

 

[SargerusBR]

GERMAN SUPREMACY

 

[richardhawk]

I can only hope Argentina gets a similar ass beating. I wanted the finals to be Netherlands - Brazil.

 

[twdnewh_k]

They will probably need added security tonight. What a massacre.

 

[Business]

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

SAVE US VAN GAAL!

 

[NYCmetsfan]

Maracanazo? Maracanazo just became a sweet memory.

That was a bigger upset though. Considering the Brazil team that's out there now, but yeah I imagine this stings more

 

[The007JiM]

 

[Serpens007]

Brasil should have been eliminated by Chile.

 

[Linkhero1]

When did England start playing in yellow?

lmao

dang

 

[Kill Your Masters]

So Germany blitzes Brazil but not the French? Why?

Because this Brazil wasnt tested yet.

I was saying at the start of the WC, this is probably the worst Brazil team I have seen since I follow football.

 

[clemenx]

Because they are so overhyped by a lot of media as the greatest football team of all time. Every World Cup.

No one has hyped them this WC cup and in the previous ones the hype is generally warranted.

Everyone knows this team is Neymar + 10

 

[gutter_trash]

perfect

 

[Deleted member 80556]

In retrospective, I'm very much glad Brazil won against Colombia. I don't think Brazilians agree though.

 

[nOoblet16]

So Germany blitzes Brazil but not the French? Why?

Because the French team was superior and it was a tough match.

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

I retract my earlier prediction that this will go to penalty kicks.

 

[jmdajr]

wtf 5-0

I'm only a little bit late!

edit: wtf univsion wants me to register now?????

 

[Shard]

Even the commentators are flabbergasted.

 

[RandyBobandy]

GOAT game

 

[RadixNegative2]

I just turned on the game....WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!!

 

[BlindRage]

USA lost by 1 in a well-played game, but okay.

That was the point.. They weren't down 5-0 to Germany

 

[Dany]

The last 15 minutes have been awfuly boring. UGh cmon Germany. Get in the game.

 

[Kurtofan]

Brazil GAF you ok?