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I've never eaten a Big Mac. People seem to find that odd.

Me neither. And I worked at McDonald's through high school and college. I used to take a bowl of cereal and use my employee meal to buy a milk. I can't eat anything there (occasional breakfast is okay). Now I'm a vegetarian so I don't think I'll ever be eating one.
 
Never had any coffee. Not a fan of the smell so I never bothered tasting it.
Never been to a music festival or a concert. Everyone I know has been to at least one.
This used to apply to me too but I finally changed it last weekend. Go for it it's totally worth it.
 
I'll try to make this a little more interesting.

  • Never seen Star Trek--movies or episodes
  • Never whistled or tried to learn how
  • Never took a piss standing up
  • Never shaved/trimmed my pubic hair
  • Never got in a fight/punched anyone/got punched by anyone

Two are lies.
 
I never went number 2 during school hours. One time in high school, I felt like my colon was about to explode...but I held.
 
I have never eaten a lot of different vegetables. And I mean A LOT.

I have never used any kind of illegal drug.

I have never cheated on someone.

I have never been in a fight.
 
I've never drank or smoked. Most people are pretty cool about it.

When I was 6 and then 11 I did taste some, so I tell people "I haven't drank since I was 11".

Their reactions are priceless.
 
Come to think of it, I don't think I have ever had a big mac either. It's not a health thing, I eat all sorts of fast food shit, I've just never liked McD's burgers.
 
I've never smoked. My grandfather used to smoke a lot around the house and I've hated the smell of cigarettes since I was young.
 
I've never played my PS4... I should have just waited till Gran Turismo or a Gundam Vs. PS4 game came out to buy it.

Other than that....? Never flew in a helicopter. Never been to Europe.

I had never broken a bone was my go to answer until last year when I broke my ankle and a couple of ribs.
 
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I was able to relate to almost everything from this episode.
 
Wow,get out more Gaf.

However,I will concede to never having eaten a number of things - fish/seafood/sushi - mainly due to smell/texture issues

more than happy to eat pussy though
 
Okay, remembered a few.

Never been to the snow. I've seen snow. But I've never been in snowy mountains and slopes and obviously never practiced any snow related activity.

I've never had a Fillet-o-fish until a while ago. Experience was meh.

Never rode a motorbike on my own.
 
I have never:

- Held a chicken in the air.
- Stuck a deckchair up my nose.
- Bought a jumbo jet.
- Buried all my clothes.
- Painted my left knee green.
- Extracted my wisdom teeth.
- Formed a string quartet.
- Pretended my name is Keith.
 
I've never been in a relationship or had sex.

I've also never smoked weed or tried any other drugs besides alcohol.

I'm 29 years old.
 
Never watched a Disney animated movie until my senior year in high school, and it was only because we had a substitute teacher who had nothing for us to do. Still haven't watched another one since.
 
I have never:

- Held a chicken in the air.
- Stuck a deckchair up my nose.
- Bought a jumbo jet.
- Buried all my clothes.
- Painted my left knee green.
- Extracted my wisdom teeth.
- Formed a string quartet.
- Pretended my name is Keith.
ive actually done two of these

wow get out more
 
I think it'd be easier for me to list things I have done than things I've never done. I haven't done a lot of things. But, here's one, I've never broken a bone.
 
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