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[andymcc]

I know I said some of the posts here were sad earlier, but I can't ride a bike.

It's annoying there is a social stigma for people who don't partake and it's fucking annoying.

where I live, you get dirty looks for ordering a beer in a restaurant. drinking is super stigmatized here.

 

[Anon67]

I've never seen an episode of Sesame Street.

 

[Valhelm]

I've never looked up the definition of "synergy". I still don't know what it means.

 

[Doomshroom]

I've never been stung by a bee before. I'm really proud of this for some reason.

If you never been stung you dont know if you are allergic or not. You know they could kill you right? i bet you will get stung soon, maybe today, maybe tomorrow.

Infact

 

[Doc_Drop]

Is it really so hard to believe?

Obviously I understand if there is a legitimate physical/medical reason. If not, then yes

 

[Fantastapotamus]

I have never:

- Held a chicken in the air.
- Stuck a deckchair up my nose.
- Bought a jumbo jet.
- Buried all my clothes.
- Painted my left knee green.
- Extracted my wisdom teeth.
- Formed a string quartet.
- Pretended my name is Keith.

So basically what you are saying is you liv the most boring life imaginable. Weirdo.

 

[User 100115]

I've never been drunk, even though I do occasionally drink.

I've never eaten real sushi, even though I want to.

I have never:

- Held a chicken in the air.
- Stuck a deckchair up my nose.
- Bought a jumbo jet.
- Buried all my clothes.
- Painted my left knee green.
- Extracted my wisdom teeth.
- Formed a string quartet.
- Pretended my name is Keith.

Sounds like you need GISHWHES.

 

[soepje]

If you never been stung you dont know if you are allergic or not. You know they could kill you right? i bet you will get stung soon, maybe today, maybe tomorrow.

Infact

Pretty sure you need to be stung at least once in order to have a massive allergic reaction the next time.

 

[SatoAilDarko]

I've never had Sushi. It's been so long now that I want to keep it up and never have it.

 

[Halo 2]

I've never had Sushi. It's been so long now that I want to keep it up and never have it.

If you ever give in I recommend eel.

 

[squall211]

I've never gotten high.
I've never had sex.
I've never been in a physical fight.

 

[AmuroChan]

I've never bought lotto tickets.

 

[Clydefrog]

I've never seen a bald eagle in person.

 

[Ultimadrago]

Never have I eveeer...learned to swim.

Or tip over 10%.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I never made it rain on a stripper

 

[weemadarthur]

Can't think of anything else really. Some people are listing plenty of things that really aren't very common.

Like this. Has anyone ever said to you "I can't believe you've never soaked in a natural hot spring" or I can't believe you've never ridden in a helicopter". Of course, I don't really mean literally, but I don't think anyone would be surprised about those at all.
Not to pick on you though, just saying.

B..but I've done everything else
No, not really. But those are some things I might LIKE to do. There's probably a bunch of things I've never done because I have no interest...but I can't think of them due to lack of interest. Bungee jumping I guess. Don't want to.

 

[bone_and_sinew]

I never made it rain on a stripper

You're not missing anything. The stripper will be happy for about an hour and then complain for the rest of the night about the other customers being cheap.

 

[Walter White Walker]

I've never looked up the definition of "synergy". I still don't know what it means.

"The interaction or cooperation of two or more organizations, substances, or other agents to produce a combined effect greater than the sum of their separate effects."

 

[diamount]

I know I said some of the posts here were sad earlier, but I can't ride a bike.



where I live, you get dirty looks for ordering a beer in a restaurant. drinking is super stigmatized here.

Yeah, I would move to Iran but I'm not cool with gays being executed.

 

[Szeth]

I'm 25 and I've never owned a cell phone. I get some funny reactions when I tell people that.

 

[Storm Kyleis]

I've never traveled outside of my region yet.

 

[Celegus]

I've never looked up the definition of "synergy". I still don't know what it means.

You haven't played much Diablo 2, have you?


I guess my biggest one would be getting drunk. No desire to ever either. I've been a little tipsy a couple times several years ago, and hated how it felt so I don't even drink at all now.

 

[SuperSah]

I have never taken any form of drug.

Except alcohol and obvious medical prescriptions.

 

[PontyfaxJr]

Well, you are allowed to do what you want in life, but i think you have been wasting yours.

I don't think so, I've seen what League of Legends does to people.

 

[Celegus]

Well, you are allowed to do what you want in life, but i think you have been wasting yours.

The only one that seems weird to me is traveling, but he/she said they're going to do that someday. Pretty close to my own list actually (including the traveling). Sadly my parents fed me beef when I was younger but I don't eat it anymore.

 

[SoraanTribal]

I've never traveled outside of the east coast in the US (farthest north I've been is Washington DC, farthest south = Florida).

I've never smoked anything ever. I used to think it was gross because my mom smoked all the time growing up.

I've never been in what I'd label as a "real fight." When I was young, I once sucker punched my brother in the nose and ran away, lol.

 

[GameAddict411]

I have yet to play or even touched a DS/3DS in my entire life.

 

[GameAddict411]

I've never had Sushi. It's been so long now that I want to keep it up and never have it.

Me too!

 

[GutsOfThor]

I have never seen any of the Stars Wars films and don't ever plan on seeing them.

 

[Timeaisis]

I've never had a really good pickle.

 

[Scarphace]

Never ate chipotle
Never learned how to swim
Never ate seafood besides fish
Never learned how to whistle

 

[excowboy]

Living in England and having had a phase of hard partying in my youth, I get a lot of puzzled reactions when I say 'I've never eaten a kebab'...

 

[Tanaka]

I've never had seafood other than one piece of popcorn shrimp, if that even counts.

I've never traveled anywhere for vacation (I've always wanted to, but grew up in a poor family and have now transitioned into a broke college student, so it's not really an option).

I've never seen a Star Trek TV episode or movie, and never plan on it.

 

[ShyGuy0504]

There are too many things I've never eaten to list.

I've never drank alcohol.
I've never smoked.
I've never done any illegal drugs.
I've never been in a relationship or had sex.
I've never flew in an airplane.
I've never visited another country.
I've never been to a concert.
I've never been in a fight.

I could keep going but I think that's enough.

 

[Nafai1123]

I've never broken a bone.
I've never seen or read Harry Potter.

 

[Az987]

Never been to a strip club.

 

[dekline]

There are too many things I've never eaten to list.

I've never drank alcohol.
I've never smoked.
I've never done any illegal drugs.
I've never been in a relationship or had sex.
I've never flew in an airplane.
I've never visited another country.
I've never been to a concert.
I've never been in a fight.

I could keep going but I think that's enough.

You could do all of these in one night.

 

[Gurthang]

I've never had friends

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Never been in a gay porn

 

[kirby_fox]

I never once ate a school lunch. In high school I'd buy snacks and stuff, but I'd never get the actual lunch of the day or the pizza they had.

Glad I didn't.

 

[CBTech]

Never been on a plane. People give me so much hell for this, but I've had zero reason to ever fly yet so whatever.

 

[brian577]

Never learned to swim
Never had sex
Never been outside the U.S

 

[Yrael]

Just seeing those two together, I imagine your full list is a novel.

Hell, even just the bike one would imply that. Something about that implies a lot.

It implies that I'm extremely clumsy.

These Calvin and Hobbes strips sum up my childhood relationship with bikes very well:

(But yes, my full list is longer.)

 

[Rhomega Beta]

Had sex, or even kissed
Been on a long-distance trip on my own
Never watched the premium cable channels like HBO and Showtime
Never done drugs

 

[Rest]

I've never eaten a Big Mac. People seem to find that odd.

I don't think I've eaten a Big Mac either, at least not on purpose. Sometimes someone would bring me something from McDonald's that had this cabbage like, nasty crunchy stuff covered in a horrible whitish sauce. If that's what a Big Mac is, I'll never order one.

 

[Fantastapotamus]

I never smoked anything in my life too. My grandad died of lung cancer when I was 10, that pretty much killed any desire to smoke anything I ever had. Not that I really think I'm missing out

 

[Chie Satonaka]

I've never done drugs, smoked a cigarette, or been drunk.

I've never been to a concert.

I've never tried sushi or indian food.

I've never owned a smartphone.

 

[cashman]

I've never played a video game. I'm just here for sports age

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Have a relationship.

 

[PaperFlame]

I never had lobster.

One day I will have lots of lobster.