THANOS IS IN GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY, THE INTERNET IS A SNAKE EATING ITS OWN TAIL
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Pure ether. I'm cracking up in class right now.
PaulExcellent
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he's always been a fashionista
Messypandas
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I took a look at Feige's mapboard of MCU films.
In 2024, we'll be getting Captain America 5: The Phantom Pain.
Kiefer Sutherland will be playing an enigmatic soldier known only as Snake who is out for revenge on a world that has made him and his fellow soldiers suffer endlessly. Captain Rogers must stop him before he takes the entire world down with him in his insane quest for vengeance.
First concept art of Steve's new foe, code-named Venom Snake:
Apparently there will be mechs in this, and Winter Soldier will be partnering up with Steven, Falcon, and Natasha. With sexy results.
Damn right.
Meanwhile...
Dem writers
Pai Pai Master
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I like both, but Brolin in the role is infinitely
see what I did there
The best is his post in the old thread is just another one of his shitty drive-by crap on Marvel posts.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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Oh God, it's like Edgar Wright all over again. Marvel just can't win.
Oh wait, they'll show you a trailer and you'll completely forget.
Bobby Roberts
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whoops.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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Guys hold up, I'm on the phone with Ike Perlmutter and Feige.
Yeah.
Looks like the Hulk will get a solo film, but Ruffalo's out. Hulk will be played by Robert Pattinson. Also, it's not Planet Hulk. No, it's an original story that's being written on a special deal by Robert Orci.
Yeah.
Looks like the Hulk will get a solo film, but Ruffalo's out. Hulk will be played by Robert Pattinson. Also, it's not Planet Hulk. No, it's an original story that's being written on a special deal by Robert Orci.
omg, I was seeking an animu version of my avatar, and here you've bestowed it upon me
What a king.
BronsonLee
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EVERYTHING IS A LIE
It's not a spoiler, if that's what you're worried about.
Except now you know Thanos doesn't die at the end of GotG.
Or does he?
How deep does this rabbit hole go I can't
NotTheGuyYouKill
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Besada died for our spoiler sins.
Zeliard rules now, with an iron fist.
An iron fist that has the Infinity Gauntlet on it.
User 73706
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So, I get, like, diplomatic immunity or something now, right?
The Silver
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Thanos dies, he's not showing up in Avengers 3, Scarlett Witch, says "No more aliens" and resets the universe.
GAF mods are immature.
shacklesmcgee
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For the people who think this is a spoiler, why are trailers the barometer of spoiled, like why is something shown in a trailer not a spoiler, but a press conference, covered by multiple news sites, is?
flintstryker
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ALUCARD IS DRACULA SPELLED BACKWORDS!!!!!!1
InsaneZero
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Now that deserves a spoiler ban, on the grounds that this news shouldn't be seen by anyone.
PapaJustify
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This thread has my attention. So who is this besada and why does he die at the end of this thread?
Orbis Tabula
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I know you are, but what am I?
MisterHero
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Darkseid never redeems himself. Thanos retires and becomes a farmer.
so in some ways he's better
until he decides to kill everyone again
NotTheGuyYouKill
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But not before the Scarlet Witch/Thanos love scene.
This was shot during rehearsals before mocap and CGI
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
So what's so special about Quicksilver and that fire person that everyone was clamoring about?
Oh, they see that as a spoiler too.
Pai Pai Master
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GAF gonna GAF
NotTheGuyYouKill
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Messypandas
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Apparently, everything someone does not know is a spoiler now.
But not before the Scarlet Witch/Thanos love scene.
This was shot during rehearsals before mocap and CGI
Why did you bring that shitty movie into this thread of fun. You're a monster!
BronsonLee
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YOU'RE ALIVE! Also yes.
Pai Pai Master
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Messypandas
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If Joaquin becomes Dr Strange, will Her become canon?
George Oscar Bluth II
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Karen Gillan too.
tiggerkiddo
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Third Avengers film better have him as the main villain. Thanos is too good
And totally not a spoiler but that's been said already haha
And totally not a spoiler but that's been said already haha
The Silver
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some bullshit about "casual movie goers only see trailers"
apparently giant news websites aren't considered "casual" and official press releasements aren't considerded advertising. Neogaf, an internet forum is also not allowed to talk about things on the internet.
Hawkguy dies, bro. Then comes back to life, bro. Bro, then he dies again, bro. And comes back to life again, bro.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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Tyrant Rave
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yo spoilers
George Oscar Bluth II
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Samantha was actually Zola all along.
No, DarkFlow, you're the monster. And I'm gonna stop you.
Orbis Tabula
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If I were a mod, I would take two popular threads and edit the titles so that they switched. Then I'd just enjoy the show. Until I got demodded.
Unspeakable Evil
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Will you introduce me?
MisterHero
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NotTheGuyYouKill
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But oh so right.
Karen Gillan too. Naughty boy.
WHAT THE HELL, MAN. I WAITED FIVE MONTHS FOR THE NEXT ISSUE, I AM NOT EVEN GONNA BOTHER NOW CHRIST
Duane Cunningham
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This thread is one of my fav for spoiler culture going crazy. He's mad they showed a monster that was already known IN A TRAILER.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=810352&highlight=godzilla
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