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[johnthequad]

There was no deflection in Giroud's goal yesterday. The FA released slomo footage confirming it. http://www.gfycat.com/UncomfortableRealBuck

Wow makes it even more impressive. His first goal outside the box for us too I think.

 

[Barzul]

I didn't know Giroud could score a goal like that.

Me either. He's only ever scored one other goal from outside the box for us I believe.

Wow makes it even more impressive. His first goal outside the box for us too I think.

He scored one vs Bradford I think in the league cup.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Wow makes it even more impressive. His first goal outside the box for us too I think.

DIdn't he score one against Everton?

 

[dc89]

Fuck sake, Knack is too long.

 

[Billy Big Bollocks]

TBH I'm pretty sure I'll get rid of Sanchez for Sterling and Bojan for someone else. Any good ideas for strikers in the 7.5 range? Thinking about Remy, Campbell, etc.

Remy is great but I'm not sure if he has played any preseason yet because of his move falling through.

Southampton's new signing Pelle might be worth a punt. Scored loads in Holland and with Rodriguez injured pretty much guaranteed to start. First game is against Liverpool but after that they have a pretty good run. Tricky to tell how Southampton will do though since they have lost half their starting 11. Would be hilarious if they beat Liverpool just to see Rogers try and sign up a few more of their players before the window shuts.

 

[johnthequad]

DIdn't he score one against Everton?

Nah he hit the post

 

[dc89]

ill cut the man who says its wrong to wear this beauty

Well I'm gonna get a City away jersey with Nasri & dem gold sleeve patches.
Screw the haters.

 

[Salvadora]

Szczesny impressed yesterday. Great reach for a keeper.

He was really confident coming for the ball.

His judgement will have to be 100% for that in the season.

 

[pulga]

Whats worse, all the Marvel or spider threads that pop up everyday in the OT?

 

[Ushojax]

Clementines, tangerines, satsumas or mandarins?

Clementines for me.

Mandarins > Clementines > Satsumas > Tangerines

In order of descending tangy-ness and increasing watery-ness.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Whats worse, all the Marvel or spider threads that pop up everyday in the OT?

marvel

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

Muller is okay, I like the orc faced cunt. Klose is just MEH

p sure he meant Gerd, the OG

 

[Danchi]

Szczesny impressed yesterday. Great reach for a keeper. I think Wenger needs only one more buy go big and offer Bayern 35 million euros for Martinez. They have Rode and Badstuber is back. I'm sure they won't mind letting him go at a fair price.

I think Martinez would be perfect for Arsenal, but he's very much a Pep player. Barca were in for him when he moved to Bayern and now he seems to want to go full on Bielsa-ite and play him as a centre back.

 

[El Topo]

Whats worse, all the Marvel or spider threads that pop up everyday in the OT?

Marvel. There's just way too many right now.

Szczesny impressed yesterday. Great reach for a keeper. I think Wenger needs only one more buy go big and offer Bayern 35 million euros for Martinez. They have Rode and Badstuber is back. I'm sure they won't mind letting him go at a fair price.

Bayern sold Kroos, they're not gonna sell Martinez. Rode could easily be the next Baumjohann, Badstuber needs time.

 

[EmiPrime]

I remember thinking when Pellegrini was throwing on all those failed England internationals that he was throwing the towel in and we could relax. Then Giroud whacks that wonder goal in. Loved it.

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

There's a chance Gaudino will play in the Super Cup.

Do it Pep, do itttttt.

 

[Carbonox]

I enjoy the spider threads. The Marvel ones are mind-numbing though.

 

[Vivalaraza]

iPads and tablets banned from Old Trafford

...

Ok

Moyes pls

 

[Salvadora]

iPads and tablets banned from Old Trafford

...

Ok

Moyes pls

What about the transfer centre?

 

[DBT85]

iPads and tablets banned from Old Trafford

...

Ok

Might stop a few tits holding them up to take pictures getting in the way.

Whats worse, all the Marvel or spider threads that pop up everyday in the OT?

The ones about how to wipe your arse.

 

[Da DreadLord]

iPads and tablets banned from Old Trafford

...

Ok

Moyes pls

Fishing for that Apple sponsorship.

 

[dc89]

iPads and tablets banned from Old Trafford

...

Ok

Moyes pls

For fans or media and staff?

 

[Elchele]

There's a chance Gaudino will play in the Super Cup.

Do it Pep, do itttttt.

I hope so. That would mean Lahm as RWB.

Neuer
Boateng-Javi-Badstuber
Lahm - Højbjerg/Gaudino - Rode - Alaba
Robben - Lewa - Shaqiri

 

[pulga]

Hell I actually love the spider threads, gives me gif fodder to terrorize Wilbur with huehuehue

 

[brokenbeans]

Well its kinda hard to lure the big guns with no CL football breh

Its not easy to sign good players when you don't have any CL football to offer.

Ask Tottenham.

I know I know.... but if we can't get the big guns why are we not signing upgrades of players?

At least 5 players are linked with leaving this summer and this rate we can even replace them.

I'm getting really pissed off.

 

[L1NETT]

He scored one vs Bradford I think in the league cup.

Your goal against us was a scrappy 97th minute Vermaelen goal off his outstretched Belgian cock

Also on yesterdays goal Flappyero whatever he is called (he does look so much like a poor man's Pepe Reina) has got to do better than that.

I enjoy the spider threads. The Marvel ones are mind-numbing though.

WHO WOULD WIN THE DARK KNIGHT VS IRON MAN VS MISS MARPLE

yawn.

 

[Danchi]

I could see Caballero displacing Hart as the no. 1 by the end of the season.

 

[Willkiller]

PULGA!

 

[Barzul]

Your goal against us was a scrappy 97th minute Vermaelen goal off his outstretched Belgian cock

Also on yesterdays goal Flappyero whatever he is called (he does look so much like a poor man's Pepe Reina) has got to do better than that.



WHO WOULD WIN THE DARK KNIGHT VS IRON MAN VS MISS MARPLE

yawn.

It was Brighton. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrlmNzw00Dk

 

[Hixx]

£4m for Wickham

Is fat Sam off his fucking tits?

 

[3Sixty]

£4m for Wickham

Is fat Sam off his fucking tits?

They know you're in a shitty position lose him for cheap now or free next summer.

 

[pulga]

PULGA!

WILLKILLER!!

 

[Hixx]

They know you're in a shitty position lose him for cheap now or free next summer.

He's 21. We'd get more at a tribunal next season.

 

[L1NETT]

£4m for Wickham

Is fat Sam off his fucking tits?

Heard 5m myself. They wouldn't pay 3m for Crouch

And that your Byram move has been rebuffed by Dynamo Dave and Cellino.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Caballero is 32? What the fuck.

 

[dc89]

£whoknowshowmanymillions worth of tank!!

 

[3Sixty]

He's 21. We'd get more at a tribunal next season.

Tribunals are notoriously shit. You'd probably end up for 500k and a 25% sell on fee.

 

[Barzul]

Arsebros, what do you think of the 4-3-3 we played yesterday vs our typical 4-2-3-1? I think we should definitely deploy the 4-3-3 in the big games, play Ozil on the left if we have to. Arteta also played much deeper and I think he benefited from Wilshere and Ramsey both being there covering and our fullbacks could bomb forward more often.

 

[KidA Seven]

Beckham had 33 assists in 2000.

Our wingers suck now.

 

[L1NETT]

I hope Ebanks Blake finds a club soon (I'd take him in a heartbeat) purely because his chant is one of the best (to the tune of Give it Up - KC and the Sunshine Band)

na na na na na na na na na

Sylvan Ebanks Blake
Ebanks Blake,
Sylvan Ebanks Blake

 

[Milchmonster]

Captain Hummels

<3

And Großkreutz is already back at making everyone laugh

Ilkay can't even stand anymore

Spoiler

might have something to do with his belly, though.

 

[Da DreadLord]

Ilkay can't even stand anymore

Spoiler

might have something to do with his belly, though.

Thrown on the ground by Großkreutz probably

 

[Slizz]

Who is the guy that hates his life in the left corner of that pic

 

[Vivalaraza]

Beckham had 33 assists in 2000.

Our wingers suck now.

Mitchell is coming m8.

 

[Hixx]

Tribunals are notoriously shit. You'd probably end up for 500k and a 25% sell on fee.

They take initial fee into account. We'd get £6-7m+ unless we let him rot in the reserves again for a year.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Beckham had 33 assists in 2000.

Our wingers suck now.

He would be better right now than our wingers too

 

[Esch]

Remy is great but I'm not sure if he has played any preseason yet because of his move falling through.

Southampton's new signing Pelle might be worth a punt. Scored loads in Holland and with Rodriguez injured pretty much guaranteed to start. First game is against Liverpool but after that they have a pretty good run. Tricky to tell how Southampton will do though since they have lost half their starting 11. Would be hilarious if they beat Liverpool just to see Rogers try and sign up a few more of their players before the window shuts.

Thanks for the heads up. Got a few names buzzing around now. Might go for Carroll if the price is right...

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Arsebros, what do you think of the 4-3-3 we played yesterday vs our typical 4-2-3-1? I think we should definitely deploy the 4-3-3 in the big games, play Ozil on the left if we have to. Arteta also played much deeper and I think he benefited from Wilshere and Ramsey both being there covering and our fullbacks could bomb forward more often.

Why would you play Ozil out of position?

 

[Meier]

Tribunals are notoriously shit. You'd probably end up for 500k and a 25% sell on fee.

We ended up getting £6.5m and 15% for Sturridge all told. £3m of that was via bonuses that did pan out at least.

 

[Milchmonster]

Thrown on the ground by Großkreutz probably

No, there's a slideshow of it. 4 pics of Ilkay sitting/lying on the ground and the other players in the pic above just happened to take the pic at Ilkay's lazy spot :lol

Why would you play Ozil out of position?

Wins you a world cup m8