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[melonrabbit]

"I'm going to be the John Cena you've never seen before! The John Cena THAT CANCELLED HIS CREDIT CARD TO GET OUT OF PAYING FOR SIX MONTHS OF THE WWE NETWORK!"

The John Cena we need.

EDIT: it's third hour and we hadn't seen Hulk once lolol

 

[abstract alien]

Been there. Done that. Wasn't especially exciting to see.

Please don't remind me. What a waste of a complete surreal diamond mine they had.

 

[Serpentine]

Darth Vader


In



2014

fella

 

[cacophony]

lmao that yes lock

 

[simplythebest]

So that's the face she makes when deepthroating HHH

 

[Data West]

This Brie Stephanie feud was proven to be ratings poison last week.

and yet here they are. Giving it more exposure.

 

[Y2Kev]

Best performers in the business:

1. Stephanie McMahon
2. John Cena
3. Vickie Guerrero

 

[Net_Wrecker]

So many attitude era attempts tonight. Lets cut the fucking foreplay and get this thing started.

The only thing worse than current WWE is current WWE attempting to be Attitude Era WWF.

And lol @ people always popping up to say "Y'know what, that was a good Cena promo." It's the same garbage he's been spewing for a decade. All of them are terrible, all of them will continue to be terrible.

 

[truly101]

Damn there's got to be a color cena haven't touched guys...


Grey?

Yellow?

 

[Kusagari]

So Hogan is closing out the show.

 

[Man God]

Best performers in the business:

1. Stephanie McMahon
2. John Cena
3. Vickie Guerrero

No lies detected.

 

[TheSchwab_7]

lmao at Steph's face during the yes lock

 

[blackaroni]

Match of the Night coming up

 

[Vylash]

Best performers in the business:

1. Stephanie McMahon
2. John Cena
3. Vickie Guerrero

Vickie's out of the business tho

 

[Gorillaz]

Wall Sina stands tall, friend.

And it always will stand tall, friend

 

[BHZ Mayor]

When's the last time Cena's gotten almost universal cheers?

 

[slightconfuse]

Was was that Clare lynch?

 

[Apsjdbeosnsosnsjsnaos]

Match of the Night coming up

"Match"

 

[Avon Barksdale]

So many attitude era attempts tonight. Lets cut the fucking foreplay and get this thing started.

It's like watching a PG version of the Attitude Era.

 

[MegaKungFuRadio]

Best performers in the business:

1. Stephanie McMahon
2. John Cena
3. Vickie Guerrero

0. Paul Heyman

 

[DMczaf]

W
W
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N
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9

 

[melonrabbit]

Best performers in the business:

1. Stephanie McMahon
2. John Cena
3. Vickie Guerrero

Ambrose tho?

 

[giancarlo123x]

Alright everyone. Time to guess. What's the reason this match isn't going to happen tonight? Someone arrested? Attacked on stage? Kidnapped?

 

[RP912]

The only thing worse than current WWE is current WWE attempting to be Attitude Era WWF.

And lol @ people always popping up to say "Y'know what, that was a good Cena promo." It's the same garbage he's been spewing for a decade. All of them are terrible, all of them will continue to be terrible.

I get weird Weekend at Bernies vibes when they teased that shit. It's like they know the attitude era is dead and dated but dammit gotta keep it popular.

 

[Ryo Hazuki]

He's also worn black before.

A few times.

 

[MetatronM]

Brie seems pretty nonplussed for someone who just found out her husband is cheating on her.

 

[cacophony]

So Hogan is closing out the show.

gotta get that last Network shilling in before the PPV

 

[Judderman]

When's the last time Cena's gotten almost universal cheers?

The night he announced that Bin Laden was dead?

 

[Apsjdbeosnsosnsjsnaos]

Alright everyone. Time to guess. What's the reason this match isn't going to happen tonight? Someone arrested? Attacked on stage? Kidnapped?

I said before. Nikki comes out and says she's been fucking Triple H.

 

[Barack Lesnar]

Cena with a fucking great hype promo there. That did a damn good job selling the match.

Dammit. First I missed the Brock/Heyman opener promo, then I missed Cena's promo (had to go out for a bit).

 

[DMczaf]

...did they have to make a new Expendables 3 commercial because of the leak?

"So much action...you have to see it on the big screen! PLEASE!"

 

[melonrabbit]

Yellow?

the Silver Snakes.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Cena wins with one AA, wrasslegaf goes nuclear

 

[darkside31337]

Best performers in the business:

1. Stephanie McMahon
2. John Cena
3. Vickie Guerrero

4. The Miz

(also Vickie left)

 

[RP912]

Yellow?

 

[HerbertFish]

Alright everyone. Time to guess. What's the reason this match isn't going to happen tonight? Someone arrested? Attacked on stage? Kidnapped?

Whoever said Brie arrested is right.



Also we find steph paid that girl.

 

[imBask]

The only thing worse than current WWE is current WWE attempting to be Attitude Era WWF.

And lol @ people always popping up to say "Y'know what, that was a good Cena promo." It's the same garbage he's been spewing for a decade. All of them are terrible, all of them will continue to be terrible.

In wrestling : delivery > message

the message has been the same before every match for the past 40 years

 

[Data West]

Best performers in the business:

1. Stephanie McMahon
2. John Cena
3. Vickie Guerrero

Literally better than all of them

 

[Kenobi]

...did they have to make a new Expendables 3 commercial because of the leak?

"So much action...you have to see it on the big screen! PLEASE!"

Lol that's the vibe I got.

 

[condompickle]

Did Bo come out? What about my boy sandow?

 

[krae_man]

If Cena wanted to get me on his side, he should have recycled this: http://youtu.be/AWuVPtkxE80

Nah, this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz_lmES34KA

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Literally better than all of them

+1

 

[Serpentine]

...did they have to make a new Expendables 3 commercial because of the leak?

"So much action...you have to see it on the big screen! PLEASE!"

they're using the theme song from WWE Extreme Rules 2014, even. How low.

 

[giancarlo123x]

How many more raws must I endure till Sting finally appears?

 

[truly101]

The only thing worse than current WWE is current WWE attempting to be Attitude Era WWF.

And lol @ people always popping up to say "Y'know what, that was a good Cena promo." It's the same garbage he's been spewing for a decade. All of them are terrible, all of them will continue to be terrible.

No, Cena can do a good promo, at least in terms of business. Go out and tell me why I want to watch Cena vs Lesnar as Summer Slam, both Heyman and Cena did that pretty well tonight. Smarks will never like anything Cena does, whether its truly awful, or actually decent.

 

[HerbertFish]

Fuck is Florida Georgia line

 

[Dark Ninja]

The only thing worse than current WWE is current WWE attempting to be Attitude Era WWF.

And lol @ people always popping up to say "Y'know what, that was a good Cena promo." It's the same garbage he's been spewing for a decade. All of them are terrible, all of them will continue to be terrible.

ATTITUDENAL!!

 

[Gorillaz]

...sure

 

[lilty]

She almost tripped.

 

[Wendel Clark]

Happy birthday hulk!!!!